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    Worcester Courthouse Records Legend Parades Through Webster Square In Birthday Suit In Front Of School Buses Full Of Children At Dismissal Time

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    Just your average Monday afternoon in Webster Square, featuring a local ratchet who thought it would be a good idea to enjoy this beautiful weather by parading through town in the flesh:

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    Oh, and the best part is, he did it right when the five or six schools within a 1 or 2 mile radius (Gates Lane, Heard Street, Columbus Park, South High, Sullivan Middle) were releasing their students. So naturally buses full of children were greeted by a wall of Webster Square ass cheeks on their way home:

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    Things will never be the same for those poor children.

    Let me “ass” you all a question. Where would you go if you were buck naked and wandering aimlessly around Worcester in broad daylight?

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    That’s right, the answer is “Golden Pizza.” Because….Worcester Bling Bling and Moe’s at least require underpants in order to be served.

    Anyway, our sources tell us that this guy’s name is Anthony Clarke. And shockingly he’s already well known to police. In 2010 he was arrested for armed robbery and 2 counts of armed assault to rob. He was charged as being present during the robbery and assisting in the getaway. Then in 2012 he was arrested and charged with disturbing the peace, disorderly conduct, common law affray, and assault and battery on a police officer. And just last year he was arrested and charged with larceny over $250, conspiracy, and unlawful possession of theft detection shielding device.

    So yea, another productive day in the life of a Worcester mover and shaker. There’s never a dull moment living in this city folks. I feel bad for anyone who didn’t grow up and have incidents like this become normalized.




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    1. SJW

      Did you just ASSume xis gender?

    2. Dole

      That’s Ok to do now, nobody wants to get involved.

    3. Tiny

      Cops should have shot it off!

      1. Brian Northboro

        A target that small…that’s a one in a million shot…

    4. Turd Burglestein

      I wanna vape with this guy.

    5. Ranger

      Chamber of commerces new mascott?

      1. True Reality Speaks

        Joe Petty’s campaign manager!

    6. Kevin Lynch

      Hey big guy… Is that a fairway wood… grrrr…

      I usually use a short chipping wedge, but I’d be happy to let you drive…

    7. Jenn the Waitress

      So, uh, was it, erm… up?

    8. Light my fire

      Kids should learn about this stuff early in life anyway.

    9. LOL

      He’s probably on his way to the midtown mall. He can get his fix for the day, as well as pants, oversize tee with ghetto logo, and a du rag! Its one stop shopping for junkies.

    10. FatFingr Lou

      That would have been around 200 pts in Death Race 2000. Where is the late, wanna be M3 driver when you need him?

    11. Mike Matsavage

      This guy… And the turtle rapist behind city hall… SMH

    12. B Cianci

      I would’ve hit him with firewood

    13. Rightwinger

      This wouldn’t have happened if Gaffney were Mayor!

    14. Mirror Mirror

      One of Sarai’s flock.

    15. E. Warren

      He was the spokesperson for Deval Patrick’s campaign to change the CORI laws.
      T&G put him on the front page!!
      They worked to restrict what employers could check on an applicant’s criminal record.
      No fuckin way I’m gonna ever hire a criminal….as if these turds would ever get a job.

      1. Who's gonna be the next Zimbrano?

        The headline tells it all- hes been in AND OUT – and in – AND OUT- and in – AND OUT of Worcester Central District court. Sound familiar?

        1. Lightning bug

          Well, jail isn’t working for him. The three hots and a cot, the free education, the free medical care and exercise room, all the TV you can watch, and hours a day playing cards. Who wants that kind of life?

          1. Meat popsicle

            What jail is that?

    16. Studio 31

      Dante: “Oh my God, I am naked. Come in.”

    17. Relocation

      Doherty Memorial High School students saw this too.

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