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    Worcester Magazine Eliminated The Best Blog Category For Their Awards Because We Own Their Brain, So Vote Turtleboy Best Columnist And Best Local News Outlet

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    Every year like clockwork Turtleboy Sports wins the Best Blog award in the Worcester Magazine Best of Worcester voting. We won it in 2015 and 2016, and we were obviously gonna win it again in 2017. But I guess they don’t like how the Turtleoby entourage rolls at the awards ceremony:

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    Because this year they eliminated both the Best Local Blog award, and the Best Local Poet award, which was won by Turtleboy legend Margaret Melican.

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    Look, if they think they can keep us out of this party, they’re wrong. So here’s the plan. We need you to stop what you are doing and vote for Turtleboy for best columnist, and Turtleboy Sports for best local news outlet:

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    While you’re at it, vote for Margaret Melican best lawyer, since she was undefeated defending Turtleboy in court this year:

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    Remember to follow their instructions:

    Instructions: You must register with a valid email address before you can save your nominations. Only one registration per person; multiple accounts from the same person will be void.

    To nominate your favorite businesses, type in the local business for the category and click the Nominate button next to the category. If you do not have time to complete all the entries at one time, your entries will be saved for when you come back.

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    Nominate a local business in at least 10 categories and you’ll be eligible for a $50 restaurant gift card!
    So yea, if you don’t vote in at least 10 categories, your vote won’t count. If you don’t use a valid email address, your vote won’t count. Not sure what they mean by the whole nomination thing, but we just voted and hit the submit button and we were all set. I don’t care where you’re from – vote for Turtleboy and Margaret Melican. And make sure to vote for at least 10 categories. It’s imperative that we don’t let them get away with this.

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    Discussion

    1. tngsucks


      Turtleboy needs a black spokesperson to play the race card for the category being removed so a black person can’t win.

    2. Cat Vomit Tango


      I voted for the following…

      ***Clothing Boutique…Worcester Bling Bling
      ***Sports Bar…Smitty’s Tavern
      ***Neighborhood Bar…Smitty’s Tavern
      ***Dance Club…Hurricane Betty’s
      ***Local News Source…Turtleboy Sports
      ***Fish Tacos…Hurricane Betty’s
      ***Columnist…South Shore Turtlegirl @Turtleboy Sports
      ***Councilor…Michael Gaffney
      ***Lawyer…Margaret Melican
      ***Server…Erin McMahon @ Mac’s Diner
      ***Diner…Mac’s Diner

      1. Rhino


        Sstg sucks

      2. Cat Vomit Tango


        Update…just voted for the following.

        ***Insurance Agency…JJM Insurance
        ***Barbecue…Smokestack Urban Barbecue
        ***Italian…Pepe’s Italian Restaurant
        ***Cafe…Bennie’s Cafe

    3. WOMAG SUCKS


      Worst attempt at humor. First place. Tom Quinn

    4. Dentists without borders


      Looks like they need our help.

    5. ImNewHere


      I would proudly offer my services towards the organization of an annual “WORST of WORCESTER” awards published here which i believe we be a muuuch more fun party anyway. It would even be relatively simple to cater to most of these loser butthurts “everyone gets a trophy” BS, t&g and womag easily tie for worst publication and both get awarded. And dont even get me started on the amount of trophys needed for the innevitable tie for worst elected official. I better get on the gofundme.

    6. BobnMic


      I’m the originator of “I own your brain” comment and do not give Turtleboy permission to plagiarize this from me. You will be hearing from my attorney Richard N. Vulva regarding this unauthorized usage of my intellectual property. I will sue for $153,000 unless we can settle out of court for a weekly time slot on Turtleboy Live where I can have my pulpit to make fun of Tredge and Frosty

    7. Paul Larson


      I have voted for “Paul Larson” as “Best Columnist”. I know it’s bad form to vote for oneself for any award, but c’mon man… I’m the best. I single-handedly fought off the Vietcong from 1967 to summer if 1971, when I broke my back freeing POWs with Chuck Norris and John Rambo north of the DMZ. I have been retaining my semen since 1984 (I just got sooo excited when Reagan won term #2), so I’m going to live to be 251 years old. My life culminated in 2012 when I won a major award (until I win this tears WoMag certificate)… Here is a letter and a rosewood engraved pen I found:

      Worcester Telegram & Gazette

      Dear Mr. Larson,

      July 2, 2012

      Congratulations.

      Your letter to The People’s Forum has been selected as the Letter of the Week.
      Your engraved rosewood Telegram & Gazette Letter of the Week pen is enclosed. We hope you enjoy it.

      Regards,
      Chris Sinacola
      Editor of the Editorial Pages

      Of course now the T&G is just an apologist for the undemocratic Democratic Party!

      Paul Larson

    8. Davidsl


      Thanks for the head’s up TB, think I only had 6 or 7 votes. Went back and added more. Also, thanks to CVT for reminding me about Erin McMahan and Mac’s Diner.

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