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There must be a full moon tonight, because the fake hate crimes just won’t stop coming. Check out this one from North Brookfield….
Police and parents in North Brookfield are outraged after a 14-year-old African American boy was recently targeted in a frightening and disturbing hate crime. The eighth-grade boy was stepping off a school bus Tuesday afternoon on South Main Street when two masked men in a passing Jeep flung a hatchet at his head and began yelling racial slurs. The boy’s mother, who spoke with 7News by phone, said the hatchet narrowly missed her son’s head.
“It went right past his head. He ducked back,” the woman said. “It landed right in front of him.”
Police are working to track down the men in connection with the shocking incident.
“I don’t know what to say. It’s unbelievable,” one parent told 7News. “I’m just shocked.”
Investigators believe the act was an isolated incident. Police have not been able to locate the hatchet but they’re thankful the boy was not hurt.
These stories just keep getting more amazing by the day. Just to review:
- Two conveniently masked men in this small town in the middle of nowhere threw a God damn hatchet from a moving vehicle at a 14 year old boy’s head, presumably because he is black.
- Using his Matrix-like instincts the 14 year old boy moved out of the way of this flying hatchet at the last moment.
- The hatchet, which was a moving object with inertia, went “right past his head,” then apparently lost all of its momentum in mid air and fell to the ground “right in front of him.” This happens all the time when blunt objects come in your direction. Like in baseball games when a player hits a ball right past the pitcher’s head, then the ball stops in mid air and lands directly next to the pitcher on the ground.
- The hatchet, despite landing right in front of the kid, has not been located by the cops.
- The school bus, which most certainly had cameras on it, did not get the Jeep with the two masked men on video.
I mean, really? I literally laughed out loud reading the WHDH version of the story above. How could anyone write those words with a straight face? The mainstream media will literally take any story, no matter how implausible it is, and print it if it can increase racial tensions. Because race baiting pays the bills, and the racism-industrial complex is THRIVING right now.
These get worse and worse by the day. Just to be clear here – this never, ever happened. This is a 14 year old boy making up a lie, because that’s what 14 year old boys do sometimes. Just ask the 13 year old boy Zavion Parker who made up up a lie that he was kidnapped by a group of white supremacist gingers with tattoos that said, “I hate black people.”
The best part about this story is obviously the hatchet. Seriously. A fucking HATCHET. Because apparently this young man was hunted by Tatanka and Elizabeth Warren.
He could’ve just said that they threw a rock at him or something that was actually remotely believable. Instead he went with a hatchet. Which conveniently disappeared after this incident. And that sounds totally plausible, because hatchets have legs and a tendency to run as soon as the cops show up.
But a woman wrote it on Facebook, and it got a bunch of shares and comments expressing outrage, so it must be true.
Why do people do stuff like this? Who knows. They all have different reasons. When it’s college kids they’re doing it because being a victim is cool now. When it’s adults it’s usually because they’re trying to get their friend, who teaches implicit bias training workshops for a living, some easy work. But when it’s boys this age it’s just because 14 year old boys lie a lot. It’s what they do. He wanted a little attention and boy did he get it.
But it’s up to reasonable adults to see stories like this and not publish it as fact. Instead people use make believe stories like this to advance their political agenda:
You’re right Jim, this is Trump’s fault. His election has ushered in an unprecedented amount of fake hate crimes because morons like you are so blinded by your political opinions that you can’t detect an obvious LIE when you see one. Once again, a fucking HATCHET was thrown at the boy, stopped in mid air, fell by his feet, and then magically disappeared. Yes, Trump did this. Well done.
Ultimately this one’s on Mom for believing her son’s obvious lie. But I was a teenager once and I told my Mom some tall tales, some of which she believed and others that she didn’t. So if she believes her son I don’t blame her because love makes you do irrational things. But I do blame the media and the thousands of brain dead idiots who can’t think for themselves and differentiate truth from fiction.