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    Let’s Give This Costume-Stealing Trash Banshee From Connecticut Some Turtleboy Justice For Stealing $500 Elsa And Anna Dresses From A Girl Who Spends Her Days Off Making Sick Kids Smile

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    Slugrakes Rob, Run Over Their Heroin Dealer, Junkie Busted In Prostitution Sting Getaway Driver Claims To Be Pregnant Veteran, Flips Out On Any Chick Who Posts On Her Lover’s Facebook Page

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    Taunton Wangsta Ends Up In The Turtleboy Graveyard – Ratchet From Drug Robbery Blames SSTG For All Her Problems – Maybe She Should Blame Her Hoodrat Mom And Sister

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    Meet Weymouth’s Kelly Scamerico: The Radioactive, Section Eight Approved, Overlord Of All The Fupasloths-With Nine GFMs, Disney Trips Galore, And Exploitation Of Her Non-Terminally Ill Kid

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    Northampton Mom #1 Asked For Increase Police Presence At Northampton High School Despite High 5 Friday Traumatizing Black And Undocumented Children

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    Fall River Guttermuppet RETURNS –  Begs Public For Help Finding Her Pedophile Husband Who Wants Nothing To Do With Her – Gets Trolled By Pretty Much Everyone

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  • Heidi Wellman For Senate

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