All-Star Criminals

Brains, Balls, Or Raisins? Dumb Criminal’s Mugshot, Flashing His Scrotum-Like Head, Causes Most Hysterical Comment Section Roast You’ll Ever See

If you read anything today – read this. Just promise me you’ll pee first to save yourself a change of…

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Nudniks

High School Basketball Coach Diddles, Falls In Love With Soph Player, Gives Epic Dooshy Interview, Goes To Jail, Daughter Transfers Schools, Beats Mistresses Team

High School Basketball Coach Diddles, Falls In Love With Soph Player, Gives Epic Dooshy Interview, Goes To Jail, Daughter Transfers Schools,…

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Politics

Last Night Was More Proof That It’s Pointless To Try To Work Together With Social Justice Warriors

Last Night Was More Proof That It’s Pointless To Try To Work Together With Social Justice Warriors Want to advertise…

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Current events

Springfield City Council Squares Are Mad That This Store Is Charing $20 Cover And Giving Away Free Weed Because The City Is Ignoring The Fact That We Legalized Pot

Springfield City Council Squares Are Mad That This Store Is Charing $20 Cover And Giving Away Free Weed Because The City…

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All-Star Criminals

Cheesehog Bully At Center Of Phoebe Prince Suicide Was Arrested Again For Threatening To Slash Another Chick’s Tires And Throat

Cheesehog Bully At Center Of Phoebe Prince Suicide Was Arrested Again For Threatening To Slash Another Chick’s Tires And Throat Want…

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Podcasts

Some Trolls Showed Up On The Turtleboy Live Show Tonight And They Quickly Realized That Snapping Turtle Riders Bite Back When You Poke The Turtle

Some Trolls Showed Up On The Turtleboy Live Show Tonight And They Quickly Realized That Snapping Turtle Riders Bite Back…

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