Nudniks

Goth Chick Mocks Turtle Riders All Day, Then Leaves Crying Voicemail With Turtleboy Surrendering Because Wendy’s Cut Her Hours

Goth Chick Mocks Turtle Riders All Day, Then Leaves Crying Voicemail With Turtleboy Surrendering Because¬†Wendy’s Cut Her Hours Want to…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Attorney Dick N. Vulva’s Kids Are Going To College Thanks To Turtleboy Now That The Danielson Skagbag Has Joined The Class Action Laswuit

Attorney Dick N. Vulva’s Kids Are Going To College Thanks To Turtleboy Now That The Danielson Skagbag Has Joined The…

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All-Star Criminals

Face-Tattooed Attleboro Wangsta, Who Beat Up A Disabled Girl, Taunted Police Under His Own Wanted Flier Online, And Ended Up Getting Pinched A Few Hours Later

I simply adore it when stupid criminals make their way on to police Facebook pages to defend themselves. Want to…

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Nudniks

Drunken Newport Lawyer Suing East Providence Cop After Cheesehog Protester Says He Grabbed Her Saggy Funbags

Drunken Newport Lawyer Suing East Providence Cop After Cheesehog Protester Says He Grabbed Her Saggy Funbags Want to advertise with…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Trash Beast, Who Stole Charity Volunteer’s Costumes, Tried to Sell Them Online-Has History of Being Sued, DUIs, Child Endagerment, Stealing From Work

Never underestimate the Turtle. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our…

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