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  • Goth Chick Mocks Turtle Riders All Day, Then Leaves Crying Voicemail With Turtleboy Surrendering Because Wendy’s Cut Her Hours


    Goth Chick Mocks Turtle Riders All Day, Then Leaves Crying Voicemail With Turtleboy Surrendering Because Wendy’s Cut Her Hours Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information,…

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    Face-Tattooed Attleboro Wangsta, Who Beat Up A Disabled Girl, Taunted Police Under His Own Wanted Flier Online, And Ended Up Getting Pinched A Few Hours Later


    I simply adore it when stupid criminals make their way on to police Facebook pages to defend themselves. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information,…

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    Drunken Newport Lawyer Suing East Providence Cop After Cheesehog Protester Says He Grabbed Her Saggy Funbags


    Drunken Newport Lawyer Suing East Providence Cop After Cheesehog Protester Says He Grabbed Her Saggy Funbags Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check…

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    Trash Beast, Who Stole Charity Volunteer’s Costumes, Tried to Sell Them Online-Has History of Being Sued, DUIs, Child Endagerment, Stealing From Work


    Never underestimate the Turtle. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.      …

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