All-Star Criminals

Human Pubefarm Arrested Breaking Into Auburn Church And Homes Looks Like He Got The Dooshnozzle Starter Kit For Christmas

Human Pubefarm Arrested Breaking Into Auburn Church And Homes Looks Like He Got The Dooshnozzle Starter Kit For Christmas Want to…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Holden Ratchet Mom Tried Hiring A Hitman Break Turtleboy’s Knees And Is Willing To Pay With Erotic Carnal Favors, So We’d Like To Invite Her On Turtleboy Live Tomorrow Night

Holden Ratchet Mom Tried Hiring A Hitman Break Turtleboy’s Knees And Is Willing To Pay With Erotic Carnal Favors, So…

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Smiles And Sunshine

Junior Smokeshow ABC News Meteorologist Ginger Zee Calls Turtleboy “Her Man” On Weather Report About Upcoming Noreaster

Junior Smokeshow ABC News Meteorologist Ginger Zee Calls Turtleboy “Her Man” On Weather Report About Upcoming Noreaster Want to advertise…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Pregnant Junkie North Korean Veteran Still Serving At Devens, Using New Facebook Alias, Sending Thong Pics to Guys On Base, Threatening Hells Angels Uncle To Enemies

Pregnant Junkie North Korean Veteran Still Serving At Devens, Using New Facebook Alias, Sending Thong Pics to Guys On Base, Threatening Hells…

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All-Star Criminals

Chicopee Superskag Defends Her Honor On Facebook After Being Arrested For DUI, Crashing Into Cars, And Kicking A Chicopee Cop

Chicopee Superskag Defends Her Honor On Facebook After Being Arrested For DUI, Crashing Into Cars, And Kicking A Chicopee Cop…

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Nudniks

Disgraced Wannabe Lawrence Cop Running For Mayor Is Defending The Skagbag Out Of Towners Who Were Trying To Buy Drugs And Got Yelled At By Lawrence PD

Disgraced Wannabe Lawrence Cop Running For Mayor Is Defending The Skagbag Out Of Towners Who Were Trying To Buy Drugs…

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Hoodrat Heroes

This Cape Cod Family Of Juggalos Is The Ghetto Dream Team – Crack, Heroin, Penis Severing, Hit and Runs, Jail, Face Tats, Rotten Cooters, GoFundMe Pages, And Accusations Of Teenage Incest 

Happy Blizzard Day!  Grab a beer Turtleriders. I’m going long! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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Current events

Lou Roe, Derek Kellogg, And UMass Coach Who Tried Fighting Turtleboy Are Being Sued For Kidnapping By A Baby Momma With A Past History Of Suing Ex’s And Getting Arrested

Lou Roe, Derek Kellogg, And UMass Coach Who Tried Fighting Turtleboy Are Being Sued For Kidnapping By A Baby Momma…

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