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  • Woman Who Won’t Shovel Disabled Parents Steps Called Worcester PD On Turtleboy And Is Taking Us To Internet Court


    Woman Who Won’t Shovel Disabled Parents Steps Called Worcester PD On Turtleboy And Is Taking Us To Internet Court Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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    Boston Globe Chunkelstiltskin Pete Abraham Calls Red Sox Fans Racist On Twitter For Not Blowing David Price, Gets Destroyed By Thousands Of Hilarious Tweets


    Boston Globe Chunkelstiltskin Pete Abraham Calls Red Sox Fans Racist On Twitter For Not Blowing David Price, Gets Destroyed By Thousands Of Hilarious Tweets Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email…

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    Bingo Night At Holyoke Old Folk’s Home Reduced To Twice A Month After Threats To Egg Employees Cars And Fights Over Seats So The Geriatric Mafia Shook Down The City Council And Now It’s Coming Back


    Bingo Night At Holyoke Old Folk’s Home Reduced To Twice A Month After Threats To Egg Employees Cars And Fights Over Seats So The Geriatric Mafia Shook Down The City Council…

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    Free Turtleboy Shirt To Whoever Names The Butthole Brockton Plow Driver That Got His Entire  Company Fired For Burying In Kids Shoveling Their Family Driveway


    We want the name of this guy and we’re willing to give away Turtleboy swag to get it! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information,…

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