All-Star Criminals

Nashua Mom Asks For Turtle Help In Identifying A Mullet Ninja Wangsta Who Stole Her Son’s IPhone From Dick’s Sporting Goods

A mother in Nashua is asking the public for help in identifying some chud who stole her kids iPhone. Want…

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Smiles And Sunshine

Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Round 1: Trap Queen Region – Vote For Which Ratchets Should Advance To Next Round

Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Round 1: Trap Queen Region – Vote For Which Ratchets Should Advance To Next Round Want to…

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Smiles And Sunshine

Oxford Public Schools Facebook Page Had The Best April Fools Prank This Year

Oxford Public Schools Facebook Page Had The Best April Fools Prank This Year Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us…

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All-Star Criminals

Notorious South Shore Career Criminal Slugrake Is Fresh Out Of Jail And Wants You To Donate To His GoFundMe Because He Needs Cash While He Gets His Next Illegal Enterprise Going

If you’ve spent your entire life in and out of jail – chances are people will scoff when you start…

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Social Justice Warriors

Dumb White People Call Black People “Colored” And Defend Easthampton Students Who Jumped Another Kid On Camera While Yelling Racial Slurs At Him

Dumb White People Call Black People “Colored” And Defend Easthampton Students Who Jumped Another Kid On Camera While Yelling Racial…

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