Hoodrat Heroes

Ginger Cheesehog From Viral Video Of Meltdown Over Forehead Kiss Is Also An Amateur Porn Star Who Thinks She’s Married To Justin Bieber And Says Racist Things To Selena Gomez

Ginger Cheesehog From Viral Video Of Meltdown Over Forehead Kiss Is Also An Amateur Porn Star Who Thinks She’s Married…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Portly Norwich Connecticut Bulls Fan Is Selling His Foodstamps Because He Got Reasons – Thinks Y’all Should Mind Yo Own Bizniz

Another day – Another flat-brimmed Bulls hat chudbeast selling stamps.  Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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Nudniks

Rapey Looking EDM Drunk Finds A Way To Destroy A Worcester Cop Car After Blowing Through Red Light

Rapey Looking EDM Drunk Finds A Way To Destroy A Worcester Cop Car After Blowing Through Red Light Want to…

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Smiles And Sunshine

Final First Round Region Of Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Is Completed And We Have Our First Tie – Previewing The Round Of 32 Matchups

Final First Round Region Of Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Is Completed And We Have Our First Tie – Previewing The Round…

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All-Star Criminals

Springfield Chudstuffer Who Brags About Selling Drugs On Facebook Arrested For B&E After Leaving Footprint Trail In Snow, Ghettofab Free My Boi Commentary Follows On SPD Facebook Page

Springfield Chudstuffer Who Brags About Selling Drugs On Facebook Arrested For B&E After Leaving Footprint Trail In Snow, Ghettofab Free…

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Nudniks

Woonsocket Trashcan Arrested For Abusing 5 Month Old Baby Of Roommate, Previously Arrested For Child Abuse in 2013 In Bellingham

Woonsocket Trashcan Arrested For Abusing 5 Month Old Baby Of Roommate, Previously Arrested For Child Abuse in 2013 In Bellingham…

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All-Star Criminals

Palmer Junkie Slugrake, Who Terrorized A Disabled Vietnam Vet With A Series Of Break Ins, Was Out Of Jail For Two Days Before Striking Vet’s House AGAIN And Robbing Him A Fourth Time

You guys won’t believe this but the Palmer Junkie, who robbed a Vietnam Veteran of his entire pension, is out…

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All-Star Criminals

Slummahville Career Deadbeat Steals Woman’s Car While Pumping Gas, Classy Sister Flex’s Facebook Muscles In His Honor

Slummahville Career Deadbeat Steals Woman’s Car While Pumping Gas, Classy Sister Flex’s Facebook Muscles In His Honor Want to advertise…

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Hoodrat Heroes

New Baker Cult Rap Video From Grafton Gazebo Dedicated To “Fuck Turtle Boy”

New Baker Cult Rap Video From Grafton Gazebo Dedicated To “Fuck Turtle Boy” Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us…

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Nudniks

Meet Lauren Kessler: Easthampton ELL Teacher Who Violated Her Contract By Walking Out Of School To Bully A Student Who Was Jumped The Day Before

Meet Lauren Kessler: Easthampton ELL Teacher Who Violated Her Contract By Walking Out Of School To Bully A Student Who…

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