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Pikachud Who Ganked iPhone From 7-Year-Old Identified As Tai G Poe – Thai Ladyboy Wannabe, Aspiring Broken English Rapper, And Professional High School Wangsta

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Current events

Drunken Lancaster Selectman Rehires Town Manager Who Was Previously Fired For Being Found Drunk, Covered In Puke With Pants Down On Car He Drove From Strip Club

Drunken Lancaster Selectman Rehires Town Manager Who Was Previously Fired For Being Found Drunk, Covered In Puke With Pants Down…

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WTF

Shifty Lawrence Court Officer Jose Martinez Acquitted On ALL Rape Charges

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Hoodrat Heroes

Norwich Foodstamp Frogmom Faces Off With Turtleriders To Try And Defend Her Amphibious-Looking, Stamp-Selling, Offspring

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All-Star Criminals

Kindergartner Shot In Back In Roxbury Sunday While Out For Evening Stroll With Dad, Mom Goes Into Tizzy, Calls Marty Walsh “Liar” For Saying Ex-Con Dad Was Target

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Sports

Uxbridge High School Student Runs On The Field At Fenway Opening Day, Completely Blows Once In A Lifetime Opportunity

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Social Justice Warriors

We Can’t Let Failed Musician Walter Crockett Defeat Us – You Have Until Wednesday To Vote Turtleboy Sports Best Local News Outlet

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All-Star Criminals

Ramen Noodle-Noggin Arrested For DWI/Drug Posession After High Speed Chase

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