Turtleboy Investigates

The Four Scumbags We Exposed Crashing Cars In Insurance Scam Were Arrested Because Of Our Blog And The Turtlegram Is Pretending We Had Nothing To Do With It

The Four Scumbags We Exposed Crashing Cars In Insurance Scam Were Arrested Because Of Our Blog And The Turtlegram Is Pretending…

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Nudniks

Do NOT Call This Notorious Framingham Town Asshole About His Blog Calling Deceased Trooper Matthew Daigle A “Stupid Terrorist” Whose “Worthless Carcass” Was Dragged All Over Town

Do NOT Call This Notorious Framingham Town Asshole About His Blog Calling Deceased Trooper Matthew Daigle A “Stupid Terrorist” Whose…

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All-Star Criminals

The Psycho Failed Country Singer Who Lied And Made A Viral Video About A Guy On Newbury Street Filming Her Is Back And She Wants You To Run From Your House And Give Up Your Guns

The Psycho Failed Country Singer Who Lied And Made A Viral Video About A Guy On Newbury Street Filming Her Is…

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All-Star Criminals

Of Course The Guy Who Caused A Lockdown Because He’s Using The Mid-Town Mall To Sell Drugs And Pull Guns On Ratchets Is A Rapper Who Shoots Bootleg Worcester Common Videos

Of Course The Guy Who Caused A Lockdown Because He’s Using The Mid-Town Mall To Sell Drugs And Pull Guns On…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Fall River Ghetto Skanks Come To The Defense Of Their Red-Eyed Pappi Who Was Bagged By The Fuzz With 150 Bags Of Heroin In His Camper

Like Father – Like Ratchet. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out…

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Politics

New Hampshire State Of Corruption Wacko Mike Gill Found Guilty In Defamation Lawsuit Over Trash Talking Billboards Is The Most New Hampshire Story Ever

New Hampshire State Of Corruption Wacko Mike Gill Found Guilty In Dafamation Lawsuit Over Trash Talking Billboards Is The Most…

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Smiles And Sunshine

Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Round 2: Cheesehog Region – Vote For Which Ratchets Should Advance To The Sweet 16

Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Round 2: Cheesehog Region – Vote For Which Ratchets Should Advance To The Sweet 16 Want to advertise…

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Mainstream Media Fails

Mainstream Media Tries To Tarnish Names Of Falmouth High School Hockey Players Who Died In Car Accident By Blaming It On Weed

Mainstream Media Tries To Tarnish Names Of Falmouth High School Hockey Players Who Died In Car Accident By Blaming It On…

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Social Justice Warriors

Turtleboy Will Probably Force Someone To Commit Suicide According To Blog Written By Pedophile-Looking Substitute Teacher Who Should Probably Kill Himself

Turtleboy Will Probably Force Someone To Commit Suicide According To Blog Written By Pedophile-Looking Substitute Teacher Who Should Probably Kill…

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WTF

Fall River’s 700lbs King Cheesehog Rolls Himself Off The Back Of A Golf Cart, Fakes Injury, So He Can Score More State-Funded Pain Pills

Fall River’s 800lbs King Cheesehog, Steven Assanti, isn’t fooling anyone in his final episode of My 600lbs Life. Want to…

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