WTF

Washed Up Rapper Talib Kweli Is So Irrelevant He’s Getting In Tweet Beef With Turtleboy, Calling Us Racist, And Bragging About Paying Child Support

Washed Up Rapper Talib Kweli Is So Irrelevant He’s Getting In Tweet Beef With Turtleboy, Calling Us Racist, And Bragging…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Another Rodent Rumpus At Chuck E. Cheese In Everett, 10 Shots Allegedly Fired After Skirmish

As Uncle Turtleboy so poignantly declared in his last Chuck E. Cheese write up in February, “I’d Rather Bring Turtleboy…

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WTF

Mayor Rivera Releases Statement After Weekend Shootings But Still Blames “Out Of Towners”

Mayor Rivera Releases Statement After Weekend Shootings But Still Blames “Out Of Towners” Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us…

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Smiles And Sunshine

Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Elite 8: Fupasloth Region – Vote For Which Ratchet Should Advance To The Final 4

Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Elite 8: Fupasloth Region – Vote For Which Ratchet Should Advance To The Final 4 Want to advertise…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Baby Momma Of Hoodrat Arrested For Fatal Stabbing In Clinton Is Suing The Turtlegram For Reporting It And Complains About Her Tax Dollars Being Wasted

Baby Momma Of Hoodrat Arrested For Fatal Stabbing In Clinton Is Suing The Turtlegram For Reporting It And Complains About…

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Mainstream Media Fails

The Fact That Aaron Hernandez Used The Daughter He Barely Knows To Act Like A Loving Father At His Farce Of A Murder Trial Makes Me Want To Puke

The Fact That Aaron Hernandez Used The Daughter He Barely Knows To Act Like A Loving Father At His Farce…

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Current events

Revere Carnival Shooting Range Update: No Gunshot Victims, But Velociratchet Poophead Who Stole Carney Prizes Will Have Her Day In Court

The only confirmed injury seems to be someone who got caught in the stampede to safety, according to sources at…

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Current events

The Fact That DA Joe Early Won’t Confirm If Vanessa Marcotte’s Alleged Murderer Is A Citizen And Hasn’t Released A Picture Makes Him Look Even Shadier

The Fact That DA Joe Early Won’t Confirm If Vanessa Marcotte’s Alleged Murderer Is A Citizen And Hasn’t Released A…

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Promotional Blogs

Davidian Brothers Farm CSA: Great Way To Get Affordable, Fresh, Locally Produce And Support A Great Family Farm

Turtleboy has long been a big supporter of Davidian Brothers Farm in Northborough. They’ve been around for generations and everyone…

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Turtleboy Investigates

Easter Sunday, Warm Weather & A Fatal Shooting Outside La Cava Is Why Lawrence Can’t Have Nice Things

Easter Sunday, Warm Weather & A Fatal Shooting Outside La Cava Is Why Lawrence Can’t Have Nice Things Want to…

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