Sterling Paramedic Wisely Elects To Call Kneeling Patriots Players “Porch Monkeys” Repeatedly On Facebook
Editor’s Note: This woman was NEVER employed by Worcester EMS. Ever. This is Linda Kimball: She’s a paramedic who…
Editor’s Note: This woman was NEVER employed by Worcester EMS. Ever. This is Linda Kimball: She’s a paramedic who…
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I Really Don’t Give A Shit What Brandon Cooks Or Any Patriots Players Did During The National Anthem As Long…