Social Justice Warriors

Westfield State Gender And Ethnic Studies Professors Are Directing Staff In Faculty Emails To Tell Students Turtleboy Is A Racist Liar 

Westfield State Gender And Ethnic Studies Professors Are Directing Staff In Faculty Emails To Tell Students Turtleboy Is A Racist…

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Jack Kanoff On Bad Commeters

Disgraced Nurse Suspended For Mishandling Drugs Defends Honor Of Dick Pic Donkey Who Threatens Massive Lawsuit For Blog About Him

Disgraced Nurse Suspended For Mishandling Drugs Defends Honor Of Dick Pic Donkey Who Threatens Massive Lawsuit For Blog About Him…

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Turtleboy Investigates

Just Like We Said, Government Officials Claim DA Joe Early Communicated Directly With Colonel McKeon To Redact Alli Bibaud’s Arrest Report

Just Like We Said, Government Officials Claim DA Joe Early Communicated Directly With Colonel McKeon To Redact Alli Bibaud’s Arrest…

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Turtleboy Investigates

The Litter Box Fire Purr Cat Cafe Gets Shut Down After Licencing And Abuse Investigations – Owner Is Meow Meow Suing For Slander Against Her PURRson

Meow. Meow. FAIL.  Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website…

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Social Justice Warriors

Another Westfield State Hefalump Says They Found A Racist Note, Dumb Faculty Morons Continue To Believe It Because Questioning Hate Crimes Is Racist

Another Westfield State Hefalump Says They Found A Racist Note, Dumb Faculty Morons Continue To Believe It Because Questioning Hate…

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WTF

Idiots Defend Hopkinton Chud Who Wrote A License Plate In Marker On A Pizza Box And Double Parked His 2001 Buick Century

Idiots Defend Hopkinton Chud Who Wrote A License Plate In Marker On A Pizza Box And Double Parked His 2001…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Lawsuit Of The Day: Lawrence Criscopoon Deadbeat Dad Rapper Is Suing Turtleboy Sports For Defamation Because His Tattoos And Weed Are Free

Lawsuit Of The Day: Lawrence Criscopoon Deadbeat Dad Rapper Is Suing Turtleboy Sports For Defamation Because His Tattoos And Weed…

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Nudniks

Dude Goes Full Hitler At Boston Zoning Board Meeting: Says He Doesn’t Want “Undesirables” Like Vets Cancer And MS Patients On Newbury Street

Dude Goes Full Hitler At Boston Zoning Board Meeting: Says He Doesn’t Want “Undesirables” Like Vets Cancer And MS Patients On…

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