All-Star Criminals

Meet Markell Cruz And Kayla Brown: The Quincy Junkboxes Who Robbed And Assaulted A 92 Year Old Woman And Pretended To Be A Good Samaritan Afterwards

Meet Markell Cruz And Kayla Brown: The Quincy Junkboxes Who Robbed And Assaulted A 92 Year Old Woman And Pretended…

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Social Justice Warriors

Bleachie McMullet, Who Says Charlie Manson Dindu Nuffin, Should Probs Go Back To Blowing Dudes From A Bon Jovi Cover Band Instead Of Ignorantly Defending A Murderer 

Yeah, he’s guilty. Take a seat, scumbox.  Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and…

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WTF

Human Door Knocker Claims Boyfriend Got Food Poisoning From Gray Meat At Worcester Chick Fil-A, Invites Strangers To Go Through Her Trash At Her House

Human Door Knocker Claims Boyfriend Got Food Poisoning From Gray Meat At Worcester Chick Fil-A, Invites Strangers To Go Through…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Fall River Sewer Maggot Films Himself Robbing Walmart On Facebook Because He “Got No Bread” And “Needs This Shit For The New Crib”

Fall River Sewer Maggot Films Himself Robbing Walmart On Facebook Because He “Got No Bread” And “Needs This Shit For…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Scissoring Wakefield Tent Gremlins With The “Disease” On All Sorts Of Government Assistance Still Have Hotel Parties, Smart TV’s And Weed

Scissoring Wakefield Tent Gremlins With The “Disease” On All Sorts Of Government Assistance Still Have Hotel Parties, Smart TV’s And…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Springfield Crotchnectar Gets Called Out For Selling Free Charity Turkey She Got For Family Because Her Oven Is “To Small,” Dumb White SJWs Ban Anyone Who Questions Her Story

Springfield Crotchnectar Gets Called Out For Selling Free Charity Turkey She Got For Family Because Her Oven Is “To Small,”…

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