Turtleboy Investigates

Here’s Andover Superintendent Shelley Berman’s Entire Letter To AD Crapping On Freshmen Hockey Players, Whining About Coach Hurting His Son’s Feelings, Demanding All Kids Play And Coach Be Fired

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Hoodrat Heroes

Millions Support Methwaffle After Viral Video Alleging Abuse Of Girlfriend’s Child, Turns Out He’s A Registered Sex Offender, Tried Hiring Attorney Richard N. Vulva

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Smiles And Sunshine

The Turtleboy Sports App Is Now Available On Google Play, Thank You To The Butthurts For Forcing Us To Improve Our Product

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Turtleboy Investigates

Andover Superintendent Shelley Berman Lied About 4th Place Big 10 Finish, Turns Out He Was A Fencer Who Won A “Freshman Certificate” And Rode The Bench

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Nudniks

Andover Dad Denies Calling DCF Then Immediately Calls Coach’s Methods “STUPID” Because Someone Might Die, Says Turtleboy Is Fake News

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Politics

Joe Kennedy Went To Fall River For 10 Minutes To Give A Rebuttal Speech And He Got Rabies

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Turtleboy Investigates

Here’s The INSANE Letter Andover Superintendent Shelley Berman Wrote Complaining About His Kid’s Hockey Coach 2 Years Ago And Lying About Abuse

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All-Star Criminals

New Bedford Beefhole Kills Upstairs Neighbor, Stabs Dog, Posts On Facebook Hours Later About Moving Out Of Shithole Neighborhood Where People Get Stabbed 

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Social Justice Warriors

Northampton SJWs Who Welcomed Refugees Are Now Freaking Out Because Sex Offenders Are Forming Tent Cities And Stabbing People

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Facebook

The Only Turtle Rider With Access To The Turtleboy Sports Facebook Page Is In FB Jail, Sign Up To Be An Admin For The Page

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Turtleboy Investigates

Sources: Aspiring Country Singer Scott Nichols Is The Overzealous Parent Who Called DCF On The Andover Hockey Coach

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Turtleboy Investigates

Andover High School Teacher Writes Demeaning Letter To Students Telling Them He’s Ashamed Of Them For Being Conservative, Superintendent And Principal Supported Him

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Sports

Local Boob Gets Stern Talking To After Pretending To Be On New Orleans Pelicans, Doing Stretches And Shooting Warmups With Team

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Turtleboy Investigates

Andover Superintendent Shelley Berman Rehired Coach In Louisville Despite 15 Year Old Dying At Practice From Allegedly Being Denied Water, Called The “Biggest Coverup Since Watergate”

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Nudniks

Somehow Alex Reimer Still Has A Job At WEEI Despite Tom Brady Boycotting Them Because Reimer Called His 5 Year Old A Pissant

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Politics

Maura Healey Demands Republicans Return Donated Money To Sexual Perv Steve Wynn, Forgets That She Endorsed A Guy Who Beat The Shit Out Of His Girlfriend After The Arrest Report Was Released

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Nudniks

Teacher Caught On Film Telling Class Only Dumb People Join The Military Because Their Parents Don’t Love Them Is So Cocky His Facebook Page Is Still Up

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Hoodrat Heroes

Webster Quarter Pounder With Sleaze Who Claims To Be A Nanny Goes Nuts At McDonald’s After Kids Make Noise In Play Place

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Nudniks

Mob Of Idiots Descends On Holyoke Mall Japanese Restaurant After Liar Posts On Facebook That They Don’t Serve Vietnam Vets

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Turtleboy Investigates

Andover Superintendent’s Son Was Benched, Hockey Coaches Suspended Amid DCF Investigation Paid For Food & Water For Kids On Trip, Sent Email Telling Parents To Pack Food

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