Social Justice Warriors

Shani Davis Says It’s Racist That He Lost A Coin Flip To Carry US Flag At Olympic Opening Ceremonies Because It’s Black History Month

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Turtleboy Investigates

Both the Mass Association Of School Superintendents And School Committees Wrote INSANE Letters Mocking Andover Hockey Parents And Endorsing Corrupt Superintendent Shelley Berman 

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Social Justice Warriors

Plus Sized IG Fapamodel Cries On Youtube Video After Doctor “Fat Shames” Her By Trying To Help Her Lose Weight

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Hoodrat Heroes

How Did We Miss This Hawaiian Shirt Legend Making MTV’s Ridiculousness In Fight At Wings Over Worcester Where He Becomes King Cheesehog Of Water Street?

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Current events

Andover Parents Fed Up With The Bullshit Show Up To Demand School Committee Quit Messing With Their Kids And Investigate Corrupt Superintendent Shelley Berman

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Hoodrat Heroes

The Dartmouth Yogapoon Is Back, And Now She’s Not Accepting The Free Yoga Coupons She Gave Out Like Cheap Wine Because People Are “Abusing” Them By Using Them

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Hoodrat Heroes

Homeless Shaft Farmer Still Upset With Starbucks For Banning Him For Offering The Spam Javelin To 16 Year Old Barista

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Podcasts

Inaugural Turtleboy Podcast Is Here On Sound Cloud And iTunes – Episode 1: Coyotes, Stoughton Feminists, Transgender Principals

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