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Salem News: Police say a Beverly woman, who was the victim in a previous alleged domestic incident, smashed the police station lobby’s front bay windows Sunday with an aluminum bat after demanding the release of her boyfriend. The ordeal came back into the spotlight Wednesday night when Beverly police Chief John LeLacheur commented on the incident on Twitter: “When you come into the station and find out your friend can’t be bailed please don’t take out our windows with a baseball bat and expect not to join him.”
Alicia Morasse, 23, of 327 Rantoul St., Apt. 5, Beverly, was arrested and charged with malicious destruction of property; disorderly conduct; assault by means of a dangerous weapon; intimidating a witness; and property damage to intimidate.The chain of events started just before 2 p.m. Dec. 30, when, according to court documents, Kenel R. Cadet, 22, of 116 Western Ave., Apt. 3, Lynn, was arrested in Beverly and charged with domestic assault and battery. Officer Michael Boccuzzi, the department’s spokesman, said he was being held on a high bail due to an unrelated incident.
Then, at about 5:15 p.m., police say Morasse came to the station and demanded to see her boyfriend. According to the police report, she was dressed in black leather with a black hood over her head and was wearing black fingerless gloves. She approached the protective glass in the station lobby “and demanded her boyfriend be released from custody in a loud, aggressive voice.” She kept her hands low, hidden below the counter. In his report, Officer Joshua Spitaleri said he told Morasse her boyfriend could not be released unless he posted $25,000 bail, and that he could not be released to her custody. The woman continued to yell and demand his release. Spitaleri asked her to leave, and the woman said: “You are going to have to (expletive) make me.”
When the officer told her if she did not leave she would be arrested on a charge of disorderly conduct, the woman used an expletive to dare police.
“As I was turning around to consult the officer in charge … the defendant produced an aluminum red baseball bat and began to smash the front bay windows of the police station, striking them numerous times with the bat,” Spitaleri’s report states.
As the attack unfolded, Officers Michael Broderick, Joseph Santamaria, Ryan Hegarty and Spitaleri approached the lobby. With their stun guns drawn, Broderick and Santamaria ordered Morasse to drop the bat.While being taken to the back of the station, Morasse told the officers they “hate black people and that’s why you arrested my boyfriend,” and continued to make expletive-laden threats, the report states.
During the domestic incident earlier Sunday afternoon, Cadet was arrested after a report of loud yelling coming from Morasse’s apartment at 1:51 p.m. Cadet told officers he and the victim had gotten into an argument when he could not find his phone, according to the police report. Police found the apartment turned upside down with items thrown everywhere. The victim reportedly told police Cadet “violently pulled her hair and pushed her out of the way while searching the apartment.”
When you come into the station and find out your friend can’t be bailed please don’t take out our windows with a baseball bat and expect not to join him.
— Chief John LeLacheur (@ChiefLeLacheur) January 3, 2019
It’s a Beverly love story. Boy meets girl. Boy and girl move in together. Boy can’t find cell phone. Scizo girl looks at him the wrong way. Boy beats the shit out of her. Girl goes to hospital. Girl gets out of hospital. Girl tries bailing boy out. Girl can’t afford $25K bail. Girl destroys window with baseball bat. Girl also stuck in jail.
This was Alicia Morasse in October
She went from the lady’s pond to the dick lagoon in record time.
Then again, who can resist the urge of this juicy tub of country crock?
Take a number ladies, that ride has a longer line than 99% of Disney World. Incidentally his BMI is the same as the vast majority of people who go to Disney World.
According to her Facebook resume Scary Underwood used to walk dogs and work at the library.
Shocking that line of work didn’t pan out.
Naturally she saw this picture on Facebook:
And when you combine that with this sex appeal….
You drop everything you’re doing to get a piece of that sweet potato pie.
But Scary Underwood has been complaining a lot about the way her prized crisco crevice has been treating her.
Just by reading their posts it’s a window into possibly one of the most unhealthiest relationships ever, and one that was guaranteed to eventually make it onto Turtleboy.
Ya yo, when he be getting mad at you cuz you ain’t be spending enuff time wit him, and he be raisin his voice n smack you, thats just becuz he be luvin you n shit.
A couple weeks ago he tagged her in a post, letting her know that she was selfish, most likely because she took a shit without asking his permission first.
As you can see some of his friends advised him to keep this sort of Jerry Springer garbage off of social media. Good advice right? Well the Crisco Crevice decided that since his female friend didn’t currently have his tuna torpedo in her mouth, he was not interested in what she had to say.
Evidently he’s also spent some time in the loony bin.
And then right on cue Scary Underwood showed up to let this woman (who was trying to defend her) know that she wasn’t gonna allow her to disrespect the Crisco Crevice.
I for one am SHOCKED that this ended up with him beating the shit out of her, and her going full Negan trying to bust him out of jail.
But it’s cool though, because the Crisco Crevice would “not put my hands on my girl.”
Unless of course he couldn’t find his cell phone because it’s lodged in between layers of cellulite that have prevented him from making visual contact with his cervix scraper since he was a child.
This was the best.
Oh snap, she bout to bring that A1 sauce!
Which I’m sure she’s used for foreplay with the Crisco Crevice more times than she can count.