Smiles And Sunshine

A Bunch Of Local Police Departments Played Santa For A 4 Year Old Leominster Kid Whose Mother Was Killed By Some Queef In A Flat Brimmed Bulls Hat

 

Last month we published the downer story about a flat brimmed hat douchetrain from Athol who was arrested for killing a Leominster mother, and posted “RIP Kelsey” after they found her body.

Today we bring you a much more cheerful, yet tear jerking followup on this story.


Im not crying, you’re crying.

This is one of the greatest acts of kindness I’ve ever seen. Seriously, kudos to the police for not only investigating the murder and bringing her alleged killer to justice, but for not forgetting about the kid and helping him get through this unimaginable tragedy. The kid wants to grow up to be a cop now too. It’s so unfair that he has to grow up without his mother, and it’s equally unfair that his grandparents now have to fill the role of parents because some shitbag took their daughter from them. But stories like this remind you about the good that humanity has to offer. These are the stories that the mainstream media won’t report on because it doesn’t fit their agenda.

P.S. I found the one queef who complained about police resources being wasted on this.

Winner!

 

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30 Comment(s)
  • Judge dread
    December 23, 2019 at 11:22 pm

    Anyone who opposes this is the following:
    a criminal
    A ratchet
    A leftist
    A college student who grew up in a household with no consequences
    Idiots on twitter

    Solution:
    Line them up. Send them on a boat to North Korea
    Refuse to allow them back into the country
    If they try to come back send them back to North Korea

    This will reduce the leftist population by a considerable amount.

    • Judge dread
      December 23, 2019 at 11:31 pm

      Once the average leftist doesn’t have Twitter or FB mass suicides will happen on the ship ride. The international partners of mine will just dump them in the ocean. The rest will learn what communism is all about, first hand.

      Also anyone wearing skinny jeans will be met with a toss overboard into the pacific.

  • Calm WhiteDad
    AngryWhiteDad
    December 23, 2019 at 11:01 pm

    Not sure how this person wants to be gendered so imma go with “they”.

    They shouldn’t have kids.

  • Flat Brimmed Penis Lid
    December 23, 2019 at 10:39 pm

    Keith Hamels new prison name is”pure.”
    He is biting his bunk pillow right now as
    Wesley Snipes and Hervé Villechaize
    take anal liberties on him.

  • Girth Brooks
    December 23, 2019 at 9:34 pm

    There! Take that, all you greasy motherfuckers who paint all cops with the same unfair, disrespectful brush. Read this article, and then go fuck yourselves. The powers of good will always win.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    December 23, 2019 at 6:44 pm

    They should present the kid with that flat brimmed bulls hat WITH Keith Hamel’s severed head stitched into it

  • Couch Fart
    December 23, 2019 at 6:14 pm

    I’m not crying …you’re crying!

    Great job boys

  • bigdaddy
    December 23, 2019 at 3:37 pm

    Keith Hamel is going to get his ass stuffed for Christmas in jail

  • Finn
    December 23, 2019 at 3:01 pm

    ST, you do know that if you call everyone a faggot then it directly implies that you are indeed gay. Stop covering up what you are.

    Get fucked,
    Finn

    • Spic Tormentor
      December 23, 2019 at 3:56 pm

      nothing wrong with being gay. Acting like a faggot is completely different.

      • Real_Finn
        Finn
        December 23, 2019 at 10:38 pm

        Fake Finn is at it again. Funny, same email address as someone else who wrote shit to ST. WEAREFUCKED indeed.

        I love my imitators. Mostly I love getting under their skin.

        Get Fucked,
        Finn

    • Real_Finn
      Finn
      December 23, 2019 at 10:45 pm

      Fake Finn,

      You’re lost about me. 🙂 You don’t even *try* to change up your email addy.

      ST knows I’m a huge fan.

      Get Fucked,
      Finn

      • Spic Tormentor
        December 24, 2019 at 9:40 am

        I was fairly certain that was one of your fans or ghost cowfucker

  • Real_Finn
    Finn
    December 23, 2019 at 2:51 pm

    Bless the Blue

  • Fitchburg,Leominster,and Mass State Police
    December 23, 2019 at 2:14 pm

    Seasons Greetings.Thanks for all you do.
    You might want to look into this Christian Olivia “gentleman.”
    Probably out there peddling Chinese fentanyl out of his
    unregistered,uninsured car.Thanks for all the kindness
    and support you showed this young boy.

    Blue Lives matter

    Merry Christmas

  • Big fan
    December 23, 2019 at 1:06 pm

    tHe maInStrEam MeDIa WoUlD neVeR rePorT oN thIs

    Literally saw this on MassLive, Channel 5 and Fox 25 hours ago. I wonder if they’ll spend 3 days sending their readers to complain you “stole” this story.

    Banner day at Turtleboy. Unc with the hard hitting stories of “some guy wants attention from Ben Shapiro and I want attention from that guy,” “Kirk I’m sorry I’m trying to delete it (includes 1/2 hour video),” “Some opportunistic petty thief uses Facebook,” and “Here’s a screenshot of a police Facebook that proves Tuetleboy is the only Real Media.”

    Where I can pay $35 so you crotch fruits won’t miss Christmas thanks you your Free Speech Legal Bills?

    • Merry Christmas
      December 23, 2019 at 1:30 pm

      Which story was about you? You must be a quality person if a story about a child at Christmas pisses you off. What an empty shell of a person you must be.

      • Big fan
        December 23, 2019 at 1:39 pm

        I was only quoting Uncle Turtleboy. “These are the stories that the mainstream media won’t report on because it doesn’t fit their agenda.”

      • I freeze dead cats
        December 23, 2019 at 1:39 pm

        Most likely Amanda S.

        • Amanda Sawyer picks through the barrels at Bald Hill rd. car wash for used air fresheners to use as stocking stuffers for her crotch fruits.
          December 23, 2019 at 4:38 pm

          Clean your house Amanda.

  • hartf811
    Father Dimmock
    December 23, 2019 at 1:04 pm

    I will take solace that some big black MF’r with a dick like a Louisville Slugger will be playing “Hamel camel” with Mr. Hamel for Christmas in a 6′ by 9′ cell. Giddy Up Keith Hamel!

    • Little Man Syndrome
      December 24, 2019 at 7:03 am

      I like your version FD plays well in the mind. A more likely reality is a 5’6″ raging bipolar white boy who can stab 12 times a second will come from behind and make good use of a number 2 pencil. Sometimes it’s like Hollywood but usually not. Short skinny and violent as fuck is common.

  • Full Metal Ratchet
    December 23, 2019 at 12:44 pm

    Many thanks to these fine officers.You are appreciated.
    Except by the far left and the maggot crew of “Auditing America.”

    Blue Lives Matter.Stay safe out there.

    Merry Christmas
    Happy Hannukah

    Trump 2020

  • Spic Tormentor
    December 23, 2019 at 12:40 pm

    I would have let the kid fire off a few rounds with the service pistol. Would have really made his day.

    I would also target Christian Oliva and pull his 94 civic spic mobile over and take his freedoms every chance I get.

  • pkparry
    December 23, 2019 at 12:38 pm

    Great story… thanks TB!

  • Ghost Cowboy
    December 23, 2019 at 12:28 pm

    Ghost Cowboy approves. The deputy was sitting in the rocker within the shade of his front porch when he first saw the dust cloud in the distance. He rose slowly, squinting past the mirage reflecting off the surface of the sun-blasted windshields. For a moment he stood there on his porch, staring out beyond the potholes at the dust cloud growing closer to his homestead. When the 12 riders stopped in front of the fire hydrant nearest his home, he turned and went inside…the boy was embraced. Future sheriff. Beware to the scum.

    • Spic Tormentor
      December 23, 2019 at 12:37 pm

      Keep you faggot comments to yourself

      • Ghost Cowboy
        December 23, 2019 at 3:00 pm

        Ghost Cowboy thinks you mean “keep yer homosexual comments to yerself, pardner”.

        • JJ@AOL.COM
          JJ
          December 25, 2019 at 12:03 pm

          What in the actual fuck is wrong with you? masshealth cut off your head meds again? You sir are the biggest tool box of tool boxes.

    • Were you dropped as a child or something?
      December 23, 2019 at 8:37 pm

      Well?

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