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A City Councilor’s Son Is Facing 3 Counts Of Rape & Strangulation But Daddy’s Name & $$ Make That No Big Deal

A City Councilor’s Son Is Facing 3 Counts Of Rape & Strangulation But Daddy’s Name & $$ Make That No Big Deal

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Oh look! ANOTHER instance of local government officials taking care of their own and not having to suffer the consequences of their actions like the rest of society. In Massachusetts it’s become common knowledge that if you know the right people, you can essentially do whatever you want without worrying about pesky things like jail time or a criminal record.

John Michitson Jr. and his buddy Rocky Mountain Oyster know what’s up.

Johns father, John Michitson Sr., is City Counsel President in Haverhill so things are easy-peasy-lemon-squeezy for Johnny Junior. Rack up a bunch of criminal charges? No worries fam. Just keep rockin’ those Ray-Bans and leave it to dad.

 

See, back in 2016 John Jr. was arrested by MA State Police after a month long investigation by the DA concerning an alleged assault. The cops hauled him in on November 1st, processed him the same day in Lawrence Juvenile Court and sene him on his way. Kid got in and out of the courthouse quicker than any of the poor bastards sitting at the Lawrence RMV on any given day.

He was back in court on December 1st and was indicted on 3 (THREE!) rape charges with one count of suffocation/strangulation. The assaults happened “Back in September in Haverhill” but because the alleged victim is a minor they won’t release the info.

 

That means he might shimmy on over to actual prison instead of kindergarten jail AND if tried as an adult, all of his court documents would be released to the public.

So what does Daddy Michitson do? He calls up Boston attorney William Korman to come represent Junior and do what he does best.

William Korman isn’t your run of the mill attorney. He’s extremely well known, is one of the top, superior-rated criminal defense lawyers in Massachusetts and has a long history of taking (and winning) sexual abuse cases. He was the defense attorney in 2013 for Galileo Mondol, a Somerville teen who raped 3 Freshman teammates with a broomstick. Galileo served ZERO jail time, had his charges dropped and went on to sue the city of Somerville for $1MIL.

Korman represented Timothy Gagne last year and successfully had his name removed from the sex offender registry even though he sexually assaulted two young girls in 1989 (among other charges). He convinced a NH judge that a psych evaluation was enough to determine Gagne was no longer a danger.

He did the same thing for 84 year old William Mulcahy in 2015 who was involuntarily committed to a sex treatment program in Bridgewater after he finished a prison sentence. Korman was able to have him released despite concerns from Mulcahy’s ENTIRE FAMILY.  

Father McFondles went to prison for 6 counts of child rape but yeah, he’s totally cured now.

Oh, and don’t forget the mom from Saugus that had sex with 14 year old twins at a Danvers hotel. She got bagged when they showed their friends the n00dz. Her sentence? 4 years.

Bottom line, you don’t call William Korman unless you KNOW you need to lawyer the fuck up.

WHOOP THERE IT IS! WE’VE GOT A DEFAMATION/FREE MY BOI DYNAMIC DUO.

OBVIOUSLY Michitson wasn’t and hasn’t been in custody this entire time.  He lives on the Kenoza side of Haverhill, bitches. He’s not slumming it down on Winter Street like a peasant.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!

In March John went back to court and was #blessed because Judge Sanchez agreed to let him leave the state to go tour 2 different colleges.

 

Hold up. This is a kid who was being investigated for a month before being arrested on multiple charges yet never even had the word “bond” thrown at him before he breezed out of the court house. He’s on house arrest but still goes to school 5 days a week where he can socialize with his peers. He got to ditch his ankle lojack in order to leave the state to go tour college campuses? Does anyone else see an issue with this or is it the lead that’s flowing through the pipes in Methuen that’s making me twitchy?

The entire 9 months this has been going on have been pretty hush-hush. Yesterday I happened to be thinking about it while roasting in traffic on 495 and zoning out. I get home, hop on the interwebz and lo and lo and behold!

 


This kid gets another free pass to attend graduation rehearsal, the graduation ceremony itself and another college orientation trip.

This is the breaking point for me.

Do you know how many kids get banned from graduation for trivial bullshit like participating in senior skip day or pulling senior pranks? I’ve seen schools ban kids from walking because they wore shorts or didn’t trim their facial hair. (Google it, I’m too lazy to link.)

I’m going go ahead and say it because nobody else has the balls and I’m so goddamn sick and tired of seeing morons on comment threads defending him like he’s a modern day baby Jesus.

THIS KID IS GETTING V.I.P TREATMENT BECAUSE OF HIS DAD, HIS EXPENSIVE LAWYER, $$ AND GOOD OLD INSIDER PRIVILEGE.

Do you think for one second that a poor white trash kid from Washington Street would be getting the same treatment? Do you think that a kid named Jose Martinez from Lawrence would get to walk across that stage? You know it, I know it and anyone that’s not a vegetable on life support should know that daddy’s status in city politics is EXACTLY why this kid is going on University tours when the average shmuck would be holed up at “The Farm” growing vegetables and picking up highway trash.

Sucks to suck.

Innocent until proven guilty doesn’t mean “free to go do whatever you want” as far as I’m concerned. Shit, I had to BEG my P.O. to let me leave the state when I was a teenager because I got drunk before I was 21.

Not Johnny! I’ll bet money on him getting off on all charges. By the time Fall rolls around he’ll disappear into a sea of college kids with popped collars and his dad will be mayor.

#YOLO!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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14 Comment(s)
  • Johns fucking new enemy
    January 11, 2018 at 6:48 pm

    Update: he was found not-guilty today. Haverhill tax money thats in daddys wallet helped him out

  • Just4Justice
    January 9, 2018 at 11:13 pm

    Get ready for the follow up story, Turtle Boy! Trial starts tomorrow. Did you know he also got to go to the polls to vote in the November election? Daddy had a nice Facebook post about how proud he was to have his little buddy by his side voting for the very first time. Ummm absentee ballot, anyone? Pretty sure house arrest means school, and house. Not the polls or holding signs for good old dad.

  • local
    May 25, 2017 at 5:32 pm

    u piss me off

    • May 25, 2017 at 5:39 pm

      Cool story

  • Politcialmadman
    May 23, 2017 at 11:09 am

    Sadly, in todays’ society we are guilty until proven innocent. Most of us here may forget the Fells Acre Day Care case where overzealous prosecutors, to fulfill their own political ambitions and who proceeded to go onto get elected to statewide offices, jailed a family on sex abuse charges…..that didn’t happened. How many times does this happen you ask ? Maybe more times than you realize.

    Let’s be careful here and wait until the trial. We have no idea what evidence there is or there is not. The old saying goes ” you can indict a ham sandwich” holds true many times. Do we know anyone’s history here ? Do we know if this has happened before with either kid ? Our system of justice may be the best in the world but it is not fool proof. I do not wish these circumstances on any family. Why would any of you find joy in saying what you are saying is beyond me.

  • itsjustme
    ITSJUSTME
    May 20, 2017 at 11:09 pm

    What’s going to happen in august, will he be given a pass to attend college?

  • Penlepoy
    May 20, 2017 at 8:11 pm

    I think

  • Penlepoy
    May 20, 2017 at 7:38 am

    Baaaahaaaaa how much influence can a stupid city councillor have. Big joke there. Working hard all your life affords anyone a good lawyer no fucking around w a situation like this. And i do believe innocent til proven guilty. I think the state is involved. Unfortunately a lot of u sound angry. Ohhhhh rule number 1 don’t believe everything on internet. Hilarious

    • White Pride White Power
      May 20, 2017 at 8:47 am

      You obviously know Lil Johnny. Can you hook a friend up with those digits? I recently received my SSI and was gonna blow it at the Squire in Revere, but the women weren’t my type- too feminine! Still sitting on a bottle of Viagra, too!

      Johnny can think of it as practice for his future incarcerations.

  • SJWHater101
    May 19, 2017 at 10:52 pm

    A perfect example of what’s wrong with politics. It’s become modern day nobility, and the good ole boys take care of themselves and fuck everyone else.

    Bastille Day is coming sooner than later to America, and the “elite” won’t be so “elite” anymore once anarchy reigns.

  • FatFingr Lou
    May 19, 2017 at 6:55 pm

    We should be happy if he leaves the state. The range of privilege and special treatment will be shorter than personal retribution.

  • Little Punk Ass!
    May 19, 2017 at 2:06 pm

    Wondering how much daddy’s influence can help this pathetic little wretch through life. There will (hopefully) come a day when he’s looking for a job, or a college application, or some other place where he has to state his name, and the appropriate agency does a little internet searching, to find that this little piece of shit is a scumbag, not worthy of anything. The internet is forever shitstain!

  • May 19, 2017 at 11:42 am

    massachusetts is a scum filled shithole full of big mouths.

  • LocalYokel
    May 19, 2017 at 11:01 am

    I hate to say it, but this is a case that should probably be forwarded to the SJW crowed to make some noise about, a la Brock Turner, the Stanford Rapist.

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