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UMass Daily Collegian: The Amherst Board of Health voted unanimously against reinstating College Pizza’s food establishment license, which has been revoked since Jan. 28, at a weekly meeting at the Amherst Senior Center. College Pizza’s food establishment license was revoked after Ed Smith, the Amherst health inspector, saw Mishu Fam, who had previously been banned from preparing food in College Pizza for endangering the health of the restaurant’s customers, working at the store alone.

“I want businesses to thrive in Amherst, but I also don’t want the health of people compromised,” said Nancy Gilbert, one of the members of the Board of Health.

Basem Fam, the owner of the Fearing Street restaurant and Mishu’s brother, said that he had closed down College Pizza for the winter while visiting Egypt, his country of origin. However, the sudden death of his uncle and his three-year-old child’s contraction of pneumonia prevented him from opening the restaurant.

The owner then contacted another certified chef, Daryl Bouchard, telling him to open the restaurant early to prevent the business from losing money. Basem said that Bouchard had Mishu watch over the store for five minutes when he went to pick up his daughter, without Basem’s knowledge, when Smith arrived to inspect the restaurant. Smith said that Mishu falsely identified himself as Basem’s cousin instead.

“I don’t know why he was in the back or even in the store,” Basem said at the meeting. He told the Board of Health that, while he was planning to sell the store regardless of whether the food establishment license is reinstated, the store would have little value to sell without that license. “The money’s my kids’ money,” Basem said, referring to the three children he said managing College Pizza supports. “I don’t want to lose it.”

Julie Federman, health director of Amherst, said that in March 2015, the Amherst Police notified her that Mishu, then an employee at College Pizza who was being investigated by the police, was behaving in “a very unsanitary manner in the food establishment.”

Federman, rather than shut down College Pizza at the time, decided to give it another chance, under the agreement that Mishu would not be allowed back in the store. “I got this phone call saying there’s something weird about College Pizza in November,” Federman said.

Federman said that police footage recorded in November 2014 showed Mishu Fam preparing a sandwich while practically naked, appearing to touch his penis twice before touching the sandwich again. The police footage also appeared to show Mishu taking off a condom and dropping it on the floor, urinating in the kitchen sink, smoking a cigarette in the kitchen and dropping a utensil on the floor before picking it up and continuing to cook with it.

The police also reported finding a bed, sex toys, marijuana and alcohol in a small room behind the counter in College Pizza. “The public health side was pretty egregious,” said John Tobiason, a member of the Board of Health. “It’s shocking to me that you would not have made clear to your manager that Mishu could not come to the store.”

He can continue selling tobacco.

First of all, I went to UMass for six years and not once did I ever even consider eating pizza at this place. Kids these days might call it College Pizza, but it’s really Chicago Pizza. And only an idiot would ever buy pizza there when Antonio’s is up the street. “College Pizza” is right next to Southwest, which is pretty much the only acceptable place to live for UMass underclassmen. And the ONLY REASON that anyone ever went to this dump was because it was the closest place that sold cigarettes. And according to this article from Masslive, they get to keep selling cancer sticks, so life is good for these shady Egyptian bastards.

Anyway, how bout this Mishu Fam guy? This guy just rewrote the “no fucks given” book. Just a quick summary of all the fucks he chose not to give:

• He’s living in a cot in the back room, smoking weed, drinking booze, and using sex toys on…..something.
• Making sandwiches buck naked while handling his own grundle.
• Pissing in the kitchen sink, because apparently the toilet was too far away.
• Ripping butts while making food in the kitchen.
• Dropping utensils on the nasty floor (which may or may not have been covered in used condoms) and then using them to make more food.
• Still coming to the shop despite the fact that he knows the police have viewed him doing all of the above and he is banned from there.

The weirdest part is that the tape shows him coming out of the backroom with a condom on and then taking it off. This wouldn’t be strange if the report also mentioned someone else also coming out afterwards. But of course it doesn’t mention that, which would lead us to believe that this guy wears condoms to bed like they’re pajamas. Perfectly normal.

But honestly, is anyone surprised that stuff like this happens at restaurants? I just assume it does so I close my eyes and try not to think about it. Now I know that when I order a stuffed crust it may or may not be stuffed with a condom from Mishu Fam.

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