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Andover Kids Revolt By Painting Rock, Shelley Berman Releases Confidential Memo To Press Calling Coach EJ Perry Racist Against Asian Kid Who Refused To Come Out Of Game

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Shelley Berman keeps doing Shelley Berman things over in Andover...

Superintendent of Schools Sheldon Berman issued an apology late Saturday afternoon saying he mistakenly released a draft of a confidential personnel memo detailing allegations and disciplinary action against boys volleyball coach E.J. Perry. Berman said he accidentally sent the confidential memo to an Eagle-Tribune reporter Friday night when he was contacted for comment about Perry’s return to the team. 

“In response, I attempted to send him a digital copy of the letter that had been sent home to parents of the student athletes. However, I accidentally attached the wrong file and sent the reporter an unsigned draft of a confidential personnel memo. I did not learn of my mistake until an article appeared online overnight with a link to the memo. At that time, I attempted to reach the Eagle-Tribune but was unsuccessful,” Berman said in the statement released just after 4 p.m. Saturday through a public relations agency.

Oops!!! Was I not supposed to release the confidential memo showing confidential personnel information to the newspaper? I wish someone told me!! I’m only making $228,000 a year, so please give me a mulligan on this one!

If you’re not familiar with this story than read our first blog on it. Basically EJ Perry is a legendary coach at Andover, and a hardo coach extraordinaire. He once went 112-0 in volleyball while coaching in New Hampshire, and has had enormous success coaching the AHS football and girls’ basketball teams. He was suspended a week or so ago because two of the captains on his team refused to come out of a game so the coach got mad at them:

Just reading that post gets me all fired up. It’s bad enough that this little shithead wrote something like that. But then his little bitch ass went and used it to get his GREAT coach, who he has no appreciation for because he SUCKS, suspended from the team.

Alex Shih and Matt Guthrie are two of the top students in the senior class. But because they’re basically nerds who can’t make real sport teams (like baseball, lacrosse, and track) they play volleyball.

And since they have no idea how real sports works, in that sucky kids who make sucky plays come out of game, they’re now blaming this legendary coach because he did his job and took out a kid who just fucked up royally in a critical situation. 

Naturally gutless ginger AD Bill Martin and useless principal Phil Conrad caved to them and suspended the coach, because that’s what their puppetmaster Shelley Berman wanted. 

But after we blogged about it and publicly humiliated them once again they caved and EJ Perry got his job back. But it comes with some caveats….

The memo said Perry used profanity during games and practices, engaged in racial and ethnic stereotyping of Asian-Americans, made references to locker room violence as a remedy for mistakes on the court and made other demeaning comments about Andover High student athletes. 

Wait….what?? They made up racism? I guarantee you this never happened. They just need an excuse to justify his suspension for “decaptainizing” the two nerds who wouldn’t do as they were told.

Look, Asian and Eastern European people from communist bloc countries are all we have left. Every other race and ethnicity in this country has turned into a bunch of self victimizing losers who think it’s cool to pretend to be oppressed. Not Asians though. They never get down, and they never make excuses. You can put them in internment camps, ban them from coming to the country, and make them build our railroads. They’re still gonna open up wildly successful corner stores, make more money on average than any other race of people, and excel in academics in ways that wypipo can never dream of.

Once this country loses Asian people to the dark side (self victimizing SJW whiny land) we are officially fucked. All we’ll have left after that are Albanians and Poles. Luckily living through communism makes these great people appreciate sweet, American freedom.

But in order to take the job back EJ Perry has to basically emasculate himself:

The letter also issued a number of conditions Perry must adhere to as part of his reinstatement as team coach under a “Last Chance Agreement.”

As part of the agreement, Perry is required to : 

  • Apologize to the team for the use of racially insensitive language, swearing at and in front of students, and outbursts and other comments that have created an atmosphere of fear among members of the team.
  • Engage the School Department’s Employee Assistance Program to develop strategies to control outbursts that can have a detrimental effect on students, the coach himself and the “positive competitive athletic environment we are working to create for our athletes, coaches, officials, opponents, administrators, and the game itself.”
  • Engage with Athletic Director William Martin to develop coaching strategies to use the power of positive reinforcement to pursue winning but more importantly to teach life lessons that can be so powerfully learned through sports. 
  • Complete online training in recognizing and avoiding racially inappropriate comments and actions.

The coach can’t swear in front of kids? A “positive athletic environment?” Positive reinforcement? Online training? What the fuck is wrong with these kids? My football coach asked if I was a pussy or a cunt my first day of freshman year. He wasn’t being rhetorical either. He literally waited for me to answer the question. I chose cunt. And guess what? I survived. And coach was a good dude who just wanted the best of me. Because the locker room and the field of play have different rules than inside of school. It’s where boys become men, your classmates t-bag you when you least expect it, and consequently you go out and do great things on the field of battle. Everyone knows that.

Just read this and try not to puke:

“I am however disappointed that we are again discussing your behavior towards other members of the school community,” Conrad wrote. “It is important that all of our interactions with one another be positive and growth oriented.”

All interactions have to be positive? Has this guy ever played a sport before? When shitstain McGoo misses an easy return a good coach would not be positive about that. A good coach would yell at him and let him know how badly his failure cost the team. It makes the kids nervous and when kids are nervous they perform better. Kids that are laid back, having a good time, and know that their coaches will never be mean to them have no incentive not to fuck up.

I like EJ Perry, and I think he’s doing the honorable thing by being the bigger man here, but I couldn’t do it. I couldn’t be Shelley Berman and Bill Martin’s bitch like this. I’d sue their faces off for releasing that confidential memo, which was likely done on purpose to smear the coach as a racist. If it wasn’t on purpose then he’s incompetent and when you combine that with all the rest of the shit he’s pulled in town, it’s grounds for firing.

He’s got a union lawyer so he could sue them free of cost. Yet he’s agreed not to. Because he doesn’t want to drag the kids through this. The kids who openly revolted against him and refused to sub themselves out of a game.

Luckily the rest of the kids at Andover have staged a little mini-revolt on behalf of their coaches who seem to constantly be under attack:

That’s a rock on school grounds. It was immediately painted over as soon as Principal Feelz saw it, but the message was still sent. Good for you kids. Stand up for your coaches. Your principal, AD, and superintendent are all huge jokes. And the rest of society is laughing at them and backs you up.

48 Comment(s)
  • mike rembisz
    April 26, 2018 at 1:16 am

    I can imagine a scenario where a Red Sox pitcher doesnt want to come out of the game, convinces the manager to let him face one more batter then proceeds to work himself out of a jam. TB would be singing his praises for being gritty, hardworking, and stubborn. Whats the difference in this situation? Looks like the coach was trying to make it all about him.

    • Belly Sherman
      April 26, 2018 at 1:36 pm

      The difference is once if the coach actually made the call to the bullpen, then that pitcher is coming out. No one has an issue with the kid pleading his case, loudly even, everyone wants competitors, but once the final call is made you listen.

    • Belly Sherman
      April 26, 2018 at 1:37 pm

      The difference is once if the coach actually made the call to the bullpen, that pitcher is coming out. No one has an issue with the kid pleading his case, loudly even, everyone wants competitors, but once the final call is made you listen.

  • Ralph
    April 25, 2018 at 1:58 pm

    Berman should be under a double secret “Last Chance Agreement.”

  • Rethuglycon
    April 25, 2018 at 11:28 am

    “The investigators interviewed 11 witnesses, including Perry, and 19 students. Of those, 14 cited Perry’s repeated use of profanity, 11 confirmed use of Asian-American stereotypes, four cited Perry’s references to locker-room violence as a remedy for mistakes on the court, and 17 confirmed use of demeaning comments about student athletes, according to the letter.”

    Why doesn’t Turtlesack do its own investigation of the coach’s conduct and then defend it? I had many coaches from elementary school through college and never ever experienced anything like the shit alleged here.

    • Openyoureyes
      April 25, 2018 at 1:05 pm

      unlike the Hockey coaches where the findings were baseless – this suspension had merit. They found multiple accounts of racially sensitive comments; frontier justice, via violence and threats to be deliberated in the locker-room; and inappropriate and derogatory language.

      I agree that most of these kids are snowflakes, but I never played for a coach who threatened me with violence, or was a racist. Sure, plenty of them swore occasionally, but I think many of the readers are missing these critical elements to this story.

      No one would have known these details had Berman not been such a knob. The School Committee should vote him out of office for both his six page letter regarding his son and the hockey program as well as his stupidity in attaching the wrong letter to the media.

      • Belly Sherman
        April 25, 2018 at 4:02 pm

        Apparently you didn’t read the story. What Berman released was a DRAFT version of the personnel letter. It would have been wrong even if he released the final version but this was a draft, early on in a long negotiating process. The final email from the Principal to the parents of the volleyball team was supposed to be the official communication. That made no reference to racism or violence, as those claims were rightfully vetted out in talks and they didn’t pass muster. So what you are left with is an old-school coach who swears (although not really that often, to be honest). If you want to attack that, go at it, but get outta here with the racism and violence, cuz that shit don’t fly.

        • dumdum
          April 27, 2018 at 3:09 pm

          Really ? People like you will always believe you own set of incontrovertible set of alternate facts. The facts are that many were interviewed and many confirmed racially charged comments; threats of locker-room violence, and profane language. The Berman letter is clearly posted stating these fact by the Eagle Tribune. If you want to believe this coach only has a “potty” mouth – go ahead and live in your alternate reality.

    • Emocrat
      April 25, 2018 at 2:11 pm

      Yeah, I’m sure the badminton team coaches went easy on you because they knew you were fragile, snowflake.

      We should make sure that our armed forces are trained in the same way. Good old positive reinforcement wins wars. If you’re feeling too sensitive one day and you don’t feel like doing push-ups, or if the loud guns make you want to find a safe space and just sob a little, Drill Sergeant Cuddles will be sure to give you a hug and let you nap it off until you feel chipper again.

      • Gullible
        April 25, 2018 at 4:34 pm

        Then you must also believe that Superman is faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and can leap tall buildings in a single bound……

    • randiguy2006
      Randy
      April 29, 2018 at 12:35 pm

      Burt sports builds character.

  • John Wypyszinski
    Herr Doktor
    April 25, 2018 at 10:21 am

    Somebody grab Shelly and remind him of his bad ol’ days in high school when they stuffed him in his locker every day and gave him swirlies. Of course the toilet seat sniffer would probably enjoy the whole swirlie thing. If he didn’t have something to hide, why is a public relations agency replying instead of the malignant troll himself? Shelly, ju got some more slpainin’ to do…

  • deflateddoritodinks
    April 25, 2018 at 10:04 am

    Punchable faces.

  • Independent Thinker
    April 25, 2018 at 9:49 am

    They forgot to have the coach serve milk and cookies at practice, just before nap time.

  • JJ@AOL.COM
    Jj@aol.com
    April 25, 2018 at 8:18 am

    Why is everyone so hell bent on turning their children into straight pussy bitches? In about 20 years this country will be fucked more than it is now. Just imagine if a war broke out in 20 years. These kids will not defend our country & the ones that will, will be all hopped up on tide pods with condoms hanging out of their noses, running twords the enemy with a Starbucks cup in one hand. some useless protest sign the other while running after the enemy wanting to give them hugs of love. For fuck sake enough is enough!

  • Screw PC
    April 25, 2018 at 12:55 am

    Damn, that bald pussy hates us. You could run a small town on how angry we make him. I bet he just thinks of Turtleboy and the top of that hairless head turns orange. We’re puttin’ years on the wife that has to listen to him bitch about us. She’s about done. She’s gonna run off to fuckin’ Cancun without him when this shit finally blows over, and she’s taking half for having to deal with him.

  • The Impotence Of Being Berman
    April 25, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Shelley, just because you were a total pussy in school and college does’t mean you have to take out your frustrations on coaches as an old fuck. They ain’t the same jocks that raised you up the flagpole in your underwear. OR… were they??

  • spartan
    April 25, 2018 at 12:05 am

    In 1991 i was a freshman at a catholic high school in east boston. Our biology teacher was the football and hockey coach. He was feared and respected by everyone no matter your color. Parents appreciated his demeanor and his players/students loved it. I played for similar coaches at elite levels and it makes me sad that social justice warriors are trying to rip apart the fabric of being men and teaching them life lessons that will stay with them forever. #theanticipationofdeathisworsethandeathitself

  • Slanty Eyed Comey
    April 24, 2018 at 10:40 pm

    Shelley Comey sure knows how to leak information. Maybe shelley can do a book tour with Comey of FBI leaking fame

  • Lacrosse player
    April 24, 2018 at 10:37 pm

    Shelly needs his head split with a lacrosse stick

  • Observer X
    Batman
    April 24, 2018 at 9:42 pm

    I’m with the overall sentiment of the story – but to be accurate, didn’t adults from the Class of 1982 paint the rock?

    In any event, there’s no doubt that Beayatch Berman leaked the memo.

    • Johnny Sweetcakes
      April 25, 2018 at 12:39 am

      Originally Class of ’82. Then the admin painted over it. Then a few kids from Class of ’18, admin painted over again. So tonight about 20 kids from 2018 painted it yet again. Every time admin chops one head off, two grow back — kind of like a HYDRA.

  • SatansGiantCock
    Smearing Feces
    April 24, 2018 at 9:38 pm

    Was the picture of the totally not gay, 100% heterosexual Oriental chap flamboyantly jumping taken from his Grindr account? Asking for a friend. 

    • Douche Police
      April 25, 2018 at 7:39 am

      “Chap”.

      Look, it’s the gay British guy with a scat fetish who won’t go away. Definitely keep posting. Nobody here wants you to get your head crushed in a horrible bus accident.

      • Prince George
        April 25, 2018 at 9:13 am

        Douche Police,
        Only poor and downtrodden  people like yourself “take the bus”. You shuffle your pathetic belongings, and drag what little hope you have onto a despair-soaked coach for a lift into the benefits office to beg for more “help with the bills”. It’s not your fault your parents were trash.

        • Douche Police
          April 25, 2018 at 11:26 am

          No, actually people like me were smart enough to stay in school and become successful. That’s one reason why I can pick out some effete chodesucker from a soggy backward boring irrelevant shithole country like England as easily as I could read the comic book in which your sorry ass would appear.

          There’s actually a lot more limey bottom-feeders looking for a “lift” to the welfare office because your unemployment rate is the highest in 5 years. That’s just one of the multitudes of reasons why you suck dog dicks.

          Another reason is that you figured out you had been such dicks all over the world for so long, people began to call you out on it, so you lost all your colonies where you were total assholes to people to the point that you became weak as fuck, and then overcompensated so much that you pussed out and let Taliban and Hizb ut-Tahrir Britain assholes close the streets, around Christmas, of all times, in 2016 and let them scream about setting up a caliphate and running you out of government.

          So keep your fucking shit fetish to yourself. No American women who isn’t a leprous nymphomaniac on a meth bender who lost a life or death bet would think of fucking one of you rotten-toothed douchenozzle loser faggots. Fuck off, get the fuck off our American page, and mind your fucking business.

          • DP is an Incel
            April 25, 2018 at 6:03 pm

            Your rants are strikingly similar to the Toronto van murderer’s online rage. Not surprising considering you’re both Involuntarily Celibate, and share a common hopelessness with women. Again, not your fault. You’re ugly, stupid, and poor because of your terrible genes. Your birth mother was a drug addled, cum addicted street walker, and your dad a Level 3 sex offender with a forehead like a drive-in movie theater. Pull your pants up from around your ankles, stop cutting the heads off dolls, and definitely step away from your Compaq computer for awhile.

  • Jim Comey
    April 24, 2018 at 9:17 pm

    I believe that Shelly mistakenly sent the confidential memo. Couldn’t have been purposeful.

    • Barb Miller
      April 24, 2018 at 10:21 pm

      There’s no way he did it on purpose, I mean here’s a man who knows exactly how it feels to have a six-page letter he wrote, asking for the firing of a coach because his bender son failed to become a D1 hockey sensation, published in the paper and online. He knows it sucks to go thru that, what a piece of shit it makes someone look like to have something that was supposed to be private made extremely public, so I’m sure he didn’t mean to send that letter to the press and try to ruin the reputation of one of his subordinates, a well liked legend in town, who also happens to be the father of an athlete who actually succeeded in becoming a D1 athlete, that would be too weird, too sociopathic, had to be a mistake. There’s no way he would use his position of power to get revenge on the “jockracy” for all the times he was shoved in a locker during high school. I’m
      sure he is not jealous or spiteful in the least. Just an honest mistake…oops.

      • NR
        April 24, 2018 at 10:38 pm

        Oppsiedaisie! Apparently some douche needs a review of his >200,000 dollar position if he can’t figure out email and reply all situation! Lawsuit!!

  • Pedagogy of the Oppressed
    April 24, 2018 at 9:13 pm

    The acne chin shot was priceless and says it all. I would not have apologized if I were the coach, and would have taken it to the union. Baseless accusations of racism are degrading our society. The pussification of America starts at home but is strongly reinforced through the classroom. Sports are the last bastion of freedom in K-12.

    I normally don’t like vandalism, but this is more art. Kudos to the kids who painted the rock.

  • NR
    April 24, 2018 at 8:32 pm

    The product of parents who tell these kids how entitled they are, the kids believe it and have no respect for coaches or authority. Now, the parents and kids have to justify themselves by making up lies about the coach…because they know they look like pussy bitches. It’s so indicative of what society has become. Nobody has honor. Nobody has respect. We have a bunch of X generation helicopter parents sucking up to their kids and not holding them accountable or telling junior, hey, sorry you suck at sports…everyone gets a trophy. God forbid you explain to junior that there are winners and losers in the real world. Wonder why these entitled bitches suck at the real world…then go off the rails when some little thing goes against them? You can thank your parents who felt it necessary to not teach you honor, respect and how the real machinations of the world actually work!! Here’s a binky junior.

  • David Hogg; Andover version
    April 24, 2018 at 7:20 pm

    One of those future liberal kids looks like David Hogg’s lost brother.

  • whatevuh
    whatevuh
    April 24, 2018 at 7:12 pm

    Someone needs to tell Shelley (who names their kid Shelley anyway) but I digress, Someone needs to tell Shelley to pull up his big boy pants and grow a set of balls, or else turn in his man-card

  • Mark D
    April 24, 2018 at 7:11 pm

    Shelley is such a little bitch

  • Eugene
    April 24, 2018 at 7:11 pm

    The kids should have painted Shellys house with that slogan.

  • ray High
    April 24, 2018 at 6:56 pm

    You should link the 6 page letter where Shelly fabricates his fencing career and extensive hockey knowledge

  • Wikkid Pissa
    April 24, 2018 at 6:44 pm

    Berman belongs to the same tribe behind 20th century communist movements. He must really hate America. 

  • juror seven esq.
    April 24, 2018 at 6:30 pm

    Thumbs up to the students for making a statement. Don’t know how the rock was painted (new color) but it would easy enough to find a contrasting color to again paint the message of support. That would drive Shelley bat shit insane. He doesn’t have far to go.

    • juror seven esq.
      April 24, 2018 at 6:32 pm

      correction, it would be easy enough.

    • Johnny Sweetcakes
      April 25, 2018 at 12:43 am

      They are two steps ahead of you. Andover’s paint budget is going to skyrocket if they keep censoring the Class of 2018.

  • Michael Hunt
    Mike Hunt
    April 24, 2018 at 6:19 pm

    I drive through there on the way home if traffic’s bad. Bunch of uppity cunts.

  • Fuck Boy Q
    April 24, 2018 at 6:12 pm

    Andover needs to man the fuck up!
    Maybe, they could do what every other pussy does and start a petition (for the removal of Shelly Berman)!
    Andover = rich cunts

  • Chip Striker
    April 24, 2018 at 6:08 pm

    How the fuck does Shelley Berman still have a job?

    • Dumbfuck
      April 24, 2018 at 7:18 pm

      It’s Andover.

      • Kevins 9 Iron
        Shelley the fencer
        April 24, 2018 at 10:20 pm

        I’m a Harvard graduate and fence in tights. Fuck you.

    • Col. Nathan Jessup
      April 24, 2018 at 7:36 pm

      I am ordering a Code Red on that Nancyboy Shelly in his faggoty sailor suit. 

  • Lesbian Seagull Teacher
    April 24, 2018 at 6:04 pm

    This is what happens when people like me are in charge and get a little taste of power. 

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