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When I think of a place that I can find some of the shadiest dooshnozzles imaginable in one room together, the first thing I usually think of is a used car dealership. But my buddy’s over at Angelo’s Auto Sales in Auburn have proven me wrong. A lot of you reading this probably have shitty credit, because having shitty credit is a rite of passage for American citizens. Well I have no clue how these guys do it, but they can pretty much guarantee they’ll bring your crappy score up 60 points so you won’t have to use your Mom’s clunker. They go through multiple banks to get the best interest rate, and their salesmen aren’t commissioned sleazeballs. They’ll help you get your credit report and monitor it too. And after watching this video from Westport, where the poor pizza delivery guy gets humiliated by a bunch of a-hole used car salesmen, you’ll thank me later if you go to Angelo’s for your next used care. (tell em Turtleboy sent ya)
So here’s the background with this video:
Pizza Palace cashier Lianette Hernandez and manager Adam Willoughby confirmed to Boston.com that driver Jarrid Tansey delivered a pizza to F&R last Saturday and returned to the store. F&R called the Pizza Palace and demanded Tansey drive back and return the $7 he thought was his tip:
The total bill for the pizza and drinks was just over $42, Hernandez said, and dealership workers gave Tansey $50 in two twenties and two fives. In the video, Tansey says he confirmed that they wanted to give the whole $50, and then left with what he assumed was a $7-and-change tip.
The video below is of Tansey’s interaction with F&R staff upon his return. “It just doesn’t make sense why you’d hand me a bill that you were just gonna have me drive back here to give you back anyway,” Tansey says. “I’m not mad, I just had to waste my resources coming back here.”
The group of employees turn on him. One woman shouts, “Out the door before I put my foot in your ass.”
After Tansey leaves, another man can be seen saying, “Get the fucking owner and the manager on the phone, I want that motherfucker done. I want him fired.”
Hey, look at those bad asses. They showed that fucker who was boss. Think you’re getting $7 pizza delivery guy? Think again. Seriously though, the odds of this many assholes being assembled in one room at the same time is a statistical anomaly. And newsflash to the ringleader there – you probably shouldn’t make fun of someone else when all we can see of you is this:
Oh yea, and what exactly were these nudniks gonna do with the $7? Split it up? How terrible are you at selling cars if you need the $1.75 that badly? First of all, they were INTENTIONALLY fucking with this guy. This poor bastard is delivering Goddamn pizzas for a living and they’re being dooshnozzles just because they can. Secondly, Pizza Palace is in Dartmouth, MA. Here’s a quick geography lesson on Bristol County:
Dartmouth has the good fortune of bordering both New Bedford AND Fall River. Do you realize how many assholes there are in those two cities? Like, a billion assholes. So when this poor guy got a call from Westport, where nobody lives except for greasy car salesman and rich people, he was probably thinking what good fortune he had not to have to navigate his way through vagrants in Fall River.
Instead he found these dingleberries all gathered in one place. This is why I could NEVER EVER work in the service industry. I have way too many opinions. How this guy bit his tongue is beyond me, because America would’ve completely had his back if he went up to baldy and shined his forehead like a bowling ball.
Then there’s the chick who wanted to act like a bad ass at the end and threatens to shove her but up the guy’s ass. Simma down Brittney Spears.
It’s always easy to tell someone that you’re gonna kick their ass when you know they can’t hit you. But if Ray Rice was seen coming out of an elevator dragging this idiot’s unconscious body then he’d still be a member of the Baltimore Ravens.
Then this bad ass chimes in at the end about how he’s gonna get him fired:
You showed him who’s boss!! You must have a HUGE schmenzer my man!!
The funniest part about this is the car salesmen are the ones who posted it on the Internet because apparently they thought America would side with them. “Hey watch us humiliate this guy by making him come back and give us $7. It’s funny because we’re lower middle class but we still make more money than him. Get it? Get it??”
After roaming the street homeless for about 3 months, and not having taken a shower and contracting herpes from a toilet, I was at an all time low. That is, until I went inside and met F & R Auto Sales!
The moment I stepped inside I knew I was in for something special.
Finally, a place where a man could smell like urine and feces and NOT feel ashamed!
And then there are the memes:
I kind of wish this didn’t completely backfire on them. Because there’s NO WAY these people can ever order pizza again. Anywhere. Freshway Pizza has probably blacklisted these jerk whistles by now. Which is too bad. What i would’ve LOVED to see happen is the delivery guy suck up his pride and go back and tell his boss everything that happened. Then, unbeknownst to them, the next time these turd sandwiches ordered up some pizzas they’d get an extra serving of pubes in it.
The bottom line is that these people are dooshnozzoles. Don’t buy cars off of dooshnozzles. The guys at Angelo’s Auto Sales in Auburn are NOT dooshnozzles. Buy cars off of them.
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