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A lot of you people reading this right now are disgusting, nasty human beings. It’s been a long winter and you’ve probably been tracking your wet, filthy shoes all over you house. God knows the last thing you’d be doing is cleaning. Well, spring’s coming up and it’s about time for you to get your shit together. I know Mrs. Turtleboy is already all over my ass about cleaning the bathroom. Every day she’s got something new to add to the list of things we have to clean. Because for some reason we have to do everything together. It’s like a rule in the Turtleboy household. But I’m kind of busy building blogging and selling t-shirts over here, so I figured I’d just pay someone to do my spring cleaning this year. And obviously the people I will be calling are the good folks at Anna’s Cleaning. These pictures of a recent client of their’s pretty much sums up why you need to give them a jingle.
Exhibit A. That’s a lovely cabinet, covered in some fabulous grime. Apparently someone decided to throw a two liter of coke directly at the cabinet. Shit happens.
So Anna’s Cleaning gave it a good ol’ fashioned rub down 
and voila!!
Exhibit B is this lovely piece architecture, covered in some beautiful Worcester grime:
Hears what it looked like after Anna’s people got a hold of it:
I could eat dinner off of that wall now.
There are dirty floors, and then there are floors that have gone untouched for centuries. And with floors the nastiness seeps directly into it. You can scrub and scrub and scrub at floors like this:
or you can just say fuck it, and call up Anna’s Cleaning so that it looks like this:
Hot.
And don’t you hate it when Turtleboy Jr. takes his diaper and smears it all over the wall?
You couldn’t pay me to try to clean that crap. So I might as well pay someone from Anna’s Cleaning to do it for me.
Doesn’t get much better than that. Give my friends at Anna’s Cleaning a call at (508) 335-4191 or (508) 754-6987. Check out their website for more testimonials and ways that they can make your house the cleanest on the block.
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14 Comment(s)
Hey “Yes” I don’t think he is getting mad. I think he is just laughing at you – you dumb ass! Get a clue and take your dumb ass friend that calls himself Tom Brady far away.
“If so you really live I a shithole.” What the fuck kind of language is this? Assholeism? Where are you from – North Korea trying to hack into Turtleboy? Go away useless.
Keep getting mad!
Is this your house? If so you really live I a shithole. Probably luxurious by Worcester standards though.
Wow, compelling news here! Unfortunately, I highly doubt any of your readers could afford these services. In fact, I’m sure most of them are perfectly content wallowing in their own filth!
Change your name please. You are ruining ( or attempting to ruin ) the good name of a famed quarter back that Patriots Nation loves. Call yourself Ben Roethlisberger. Nobody likes that rapist douchmoronica!
Oh and nice job giving yourself a thumbs up douchemoronica. I forgot the e last time.
Wow somebody’s worked up !
Yes, which is why it says “sponsored blog” on the top of it. Yet you still clicked on it and read it. Tell me more about how you hate capitalism though.
Got under your skin though didn’t I? Obviously if you took the time to respond. I love capitalism . I also love making you and your followers irritated over nothing 🙂
You something TB? I wonder if it is forth catering to these trolls that write weird shit and cannot deal with what the masses think. They just love being the odd man out. I almost feel bad for them but they’re such dickwads about it so it’s hard to feel anything for them. Maybe they should use a bigger magic marker for their signs when standing in the middle of the fucking street begging for money…
Wow, an entire “blog post” that is nothing more than an extensive ad. How low, and pathetic of you.
Go Away, Clive?
By jove, genius.