Another Guy On The Red Line Beating His Hog Like A Vending Machine That Stole His Quarter Doesn’t Seem To Care That He’s On Facebook Live
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Not sure why making tummy pancakes while riding public transportation is a thing now, but it’s fappening everywhere you look…..
I mean, she claims she got up in his face and did all this shit, but yet none of that was recorded. So the fact that she says he was staring at a 8 year old girl while doing this (who she didn’t show on tape either) is suspect at best.
But sweet Jesus, he was beating that thing like a broken a vending machine that just ate his last quarter. It wasn’t just some light petting either. Dude was choking the clown like it was talking shit about his sister.
Totally in the zone too. I don’t know what was coming in through those oversized headphones, but whatever it was I bet I bet you win a free iPhone when you click on it, because it was certainly doing the trick:
Next thing you know he looks over and realizes he’s on Facebook Live:
But this was a man on a mission who ran out of fucks to give a long, long time ago, as evidenced by the sweatpants, headphones, and FILA brand shoes.
So instead of just calling it a day and finishing up when he got back to his cockroach infested ratchet den, he elected to lift his knee up a little more and get back to the work at hand (no pun intended):
That’ll fool them!!
Of course the disturbing part here is that the girl who filmed it claims he was staring at a 8 year old girl. As awful as that is it doesn’t really matter what he was staring at. He could’ve looked at the 8 year old, stored a picture of her in his spank bank, and used it later. The problem here is that he was mixing the bisquick right on the red line in the first place.
Why is this a thing now? This is our second public masturbation story in the last fortnight. Has this been going on for centuries and we’re just finding out about it because of Facebook and iMachines? Or is public masturbation just like, the new mannequin challenge?
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