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Anyone Know This Piece Of Shit Caught On Tape Slashing Tires All Around Grafton Hill Because A Woman Wouldn’t Have Sex With Him?

Anyone Know This Piece Of Shit Caught On Tape Slashing Tires All Around Grafton Hill Because A Woman Wouldn’t Have Sex With Him?

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So this long time turtle rider who lives on Houghton Street in the Grafton Hill section of Worcester had the tires of her Jeep slashed the other night:

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She was just one of many, thus making it appear as if it was a random act of dooshnozzelry on the part of local hoodlums. This particular woman has no grievances with anyone, and certainly wouldn’t be the target of any sort of tire slashing revenge plot. Luckily she caught the whole thing on video. First he came at 3:20 AM, and slashed some tires down the street. He did not slash the turtle rider’s tires at that time, but he did take a drunken piss on the side of her car, which was caught on video:

Then at 6:03 AM the turtle rider awoke for work like turtle riders always do at 6 AM, and she actually witnessed the guy slashing her tires!! She wanted to yell something at the guy as he was doing it, but since this is Worcester, a “safe city” for elitists like Joe Petty who live on the West Side, she didn’t say anything because she feared getting shot by this psychopath. Here’s the surveillance video of the asshole slashing her tires:

There he is:

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Anyone wanna run those plates? Our machine is broken and I’m sure we’ll do a followup after this shithead is brought to justice.

As day broke more and more people came outside to find their tires slashed as well:

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So why would someone do this? Well, as it turns out it’s because he’s so repulsive and no one wants to have sex with him. Ya see, fatso here went on a date with a chick who lived on this street, but he got too drunk and sloppy and he smelt like body order, so she ditched his smelly ass. But instead of just taking the L and playing some Pornhub backstroke roulette, he decided he was gonna slash her mother’s tires at 3:20 in the morning. But not before he pissed on the turtle rider’s Jeep first.

Then he went home and realized that it would be blatantly obvious that he did it, since he had a clear motive. So what did he do? He came back and slashed the tires of 3 or 4 more cars in the neighborhood, so it would look like a random act of juvenile delinquency instead of a targeted attack on a girl who wouldn’t let him add a banana to her fruit salad.

But he didn’t realize that Turtleboy is everywhere, and we are always watching. Everyone who had their tires slashed missed at least a day’s pay of work, and they’re all stuck with the bill:

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Luckily this numbnuts not only was caught in the act, he was dumb enough to take a selfie with the girl’s cell phone before she ditched him for being such a disgusting pile of Albert Haynesworth pudding:

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So yea, let’s find this asshole. Worcester isn’t a big place. Someone reading this knows who he is. How long until we have a name? I hope to wake up tomorrow and find our inbox flooded with the same name. This nostrildamus needs to go down hard for his crimes.

 

 

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24 Comment(s)
  • Zp
    May 2, 2017 at 10:14 pm

    I heard a rumor that he goes to North High School…maybe start there??

  • More problems
    May 2, 2017 at 6:52 pm

    And he has a smallest package too! It’s foul, she wouldn’t have been able to feel it anyhow, not missing out on anything. Time to grow up when you hit your 30’s. I have been connected in some way or another too many turtle boy culprits lately, many connections in the far past. I so need to re-evaluate my life choices moving forward before I become a victim next.

  • Past victim
    May 2, 2017 at 4:57 pm

    Husband name is Ricardo and he lives at 531 main st he has done this before ironically 2 years ago off of grafting st as well

  • S
    May 2, 2017 at 2:34 pm

    I know him

  • titi ho
    May 2, 2017 at 10:21 am

    lol You think WPD is going to do anything to this Obama dreamer? lol, they will tell you to call your insurance company or the dpw.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Maura Healey
      May 2, 2017 at 8:09 pm

      You got that right, Sarai. These idiots think we care!

  • Cynthia
    May 2, 2017 at 10:06 am

    Unfortunately I do know this guy and the SAME thing happened in my neighborhood on Saturday night, 5 of my neighbors woke up with at least two of their tires slashed. Then someone came back to my apartment late Sunday night, about 3:50AM, saying my name and shining a cellphone in my windows. His name is Ricardo and he is pathetic. It’s unfortunate that this had to happen, but with the way that story played out: I’m not surprised. Not everybody can handle rejection. Thank God for cameras. I’ll be notifying my police department. Let’s hope someone can read that license plate and get all of the victims of vandalism some justice

  • Marty Conlon
    May 2, 2017 at 9:01 am

    Ricardo Jean-Baptiste

  • Paul
    May 2, 2017 at 8:32 am

    I am pretty sure that is Dindo Nuffin

  • mystressovmayhem
    May 2, 2017 at 7:24 am

    Just curious but the chick who’s car was pissed on doesn’t know? Sounds sketchy.

    • Nunzio
      May 2, 2017 at 8:24 am

      She didn’t go on the date with him. Innocent neighbor

  • Independent Thinker
    May 2, 2017 at 6:10 am

    Be very careful when slashing tires. You might just slash the wrong person’s tires, and that person will do to you what you did to his tires. What a POS!

  • WouldntULike2Know
    May 2, 2017 at 3:16 am

    Dude, he LOOKS like he stinks & throws temper tantrums when he doesnt get what he wants. UGH. But seriously, I can see why the girl who sent the selfie didnt know his name, if it were me going along on that crappy date, I probably wouldnt have bothered remembering his name.

  • NunYa
    May 2, 2017 at 2:11 am

    Ricardo Jean-Baptiste also known as “Bigs” cough** cough***

    • I hate turtle boy
      May 2, 2017 at 4:22 pm

      Now state your name? Snitch

      • True Reality Speaks
        Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
        May 2, 2017 at 8:05 pm

        Not until you state yours, pussy.

        And don’t say, “Realist”.

  • BobnMic
    May 2, 2017 at 1:14 am

    What a fucking pussy to do that. I thought if you cheated on your wife this type of shit would happen. Jesus H. Christ already. For real dude?

  • Rightwinger
    May 2, 2017 at 1:09 am

    Welcome to Trumps America!

    • MrSmiley
      May 2, 2017 at 7:18 am

      Trump’s or Obama’s America you’re still an idiot!

  • Dgaf
    May 2, 2017 at 1:02 am

    The girl who sent the selfie doesn’t know his name?

    • Court
      May 2, 2017 at 10:02 am

      Why haven’t the cops ran his plate? This is bullshit $400 bucks for this asshats celibacy rage?!

  • Worcester Wangsta
    May 2, 2017 at 12:36 am

    Psycho nutjob….only a matter of time before he starts stabbing PEOPLE!!

  • May 2, 2017 at 12:28 am

    “Wouldn’t let her add a banana to her fruit salad”

    LMAO… Creative!

    • Ms. Lotta Leadpipe
      May 2, 2017 at 12:35 am

      NOSTRILDAMUS!!!-

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