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So according to the Worcester Police Department’s Facebook page, they got another unregistered gun off the streets yesterday when they found some nervous high school kid nearly pissing his pants in the backseat of a car on Grafton Hill:
As soon as you saw it was a teenager from Grafton Hill, you KNEW what was coming – the “Free my bro” posts:
Always a classic, but extremely predictable. It doesn’t matter what the person did or how dangerous they are. If they get arrested then it’s a rule that Worcester’s junior hood rats will be out en masse saying “free the boi.” And these supporters almost ALWAYS have a selfie for a Facebook picture, preferably while standing in front of the bathroom mirror or holding up money that will almost surely be wasted on bling within 24 hours.
This is Worcester’s future. This is why a three bedroom house costs twice as much in Sterling as it does on Massassoit Road. Because this is who your kids have to go to school with.
Like I said, those comments are pretty standard. They usually don’t even know the guy. It’s just the cool thing to post on Facebook. But you rarely see commentary as legendary as this:
Uh-oh, watch out Worcester Police!!! My girl Khadija is NOT playin. Just sayin. You’re gonna have to answer to her if anything happens to him in jail. But you’ll have to figure out what the question she’s asking is first and you might have to consult with Urban Dictionary while doing so.
There’s just so many amazing things jam packed into one singular post. Actually, make that one singular sentence. Without a single period, even at the end. I guess she wasn’t done. What I don’t understand is if you’re gonna tell people to “suck a dick” then why you do you have to censor yourself with all the asterisks when you swear? Is Khadija worried about small children reading this and learning foul language? I’m not sure if she has reproduced, but if she has, quite frankly that sounds like the least of their problems.
And I swear, we have no idea who is running this Unofficial Customer Service account, but they’re becoming one of our favorite commenters:
No clue what she meant to say there, but it sounds serious, deep, and twisted. “
Go suck your mother after your father’s death.”Lovely woman. Shocking that an associate of hers would find themselves in a car with an unregistered, loaded handgun.
She works in a group home? Well, that’s just GREAT!!! Looks like that UCLA degree is really paying dividends!!!
And once again, the best part about reading these posts on the WPD Facebook page is clicking on the profiles. It’s like a never ending sea of selfies and duck faces:
I swear, some of these people spend their entire day taking pictures of themselves and posting “free my bro” whenever someone they met one time gets arrested. Just another day in the lovely city of Worcester!!!
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