There’s pumpkin spice mafia lies, and there’s ghetto hoodrat pumpkin spice mafia lies. Here’s an interesting post from Bridgeport, CT.
That post is now up to 5,000 shares! As you can see, homegirl was walking her dog at night when all of a sudden someone came up to her with a gun and demanded the puppy. They didn’t want the dog, jewelry, a car, or even her. Just the puppy.
So why not just call the cops? Don’t worry, she’s got a great explanation for that.
“We hood. We don’t call the cops.”
I need that tattooed on my ass.
She was robbed at gunpoint, but didn’t bother to call the cops because she “hood.” In fairness, I almost respect the fact that as a person who likely doesn’t pay any taxes and leeches off the system, she’s kind enough not to use first responder resources that the rest of us pay for. I’m sure that’s her reasoning, and it has nothing at all to do with a drug deal. Does this look like the kind of big booty ho who would find herself mixed up with drug dealers in Bridgeport?
Good lord. That thing is like a magnet for aspiring rappers who are thinking about opening up their own barbershop.
Anyway, she must be really, really worried about that dog if men with guns took the dog away over a week ago and her only attempt to get the poor thing back was to post on Facebook.
And good luck even finding the original post because if you check out her Facebook page you’ll have to scroll through 45 minutes of GED memes just to get to the December 22 post. On Christmas Day there were over a dozen posts before 6 AM.
She updated that she found out who the person was who robbed her.
But yet here we are a week later and no dog. On Christmas Day she lamented on how tragic it was that people aren’t helping her find the stolen puppy because she’s shady as fuck and won’t call the cops. The ALL CAPS line is priceless.
“I HAD MORE FAITH IN MY FACEBOOK THAN THE COPS.”
Yea, I’ve seen your friends list. That explains a lot. According to her she still hasn’t called the po-po because BPD has bigger crimes to focus on.
“Bridgeport cops are worried about drugs, shootings, and crime.”
Yea, what exactly do you think armed robbery is? Because that’s what allegedly happened to you. Men pulled guns on you and took your puppy. Pretty sure that falls into the “crime” territory you referenced.
What happened to knowing who did it?
Oh I see. She was about to tell everyone who did it, but then she didn’t. Nothing shady about that at all.
Nevertheless this blue checkmark idiot from the news fell for it.
Yes, let’s follow up on this story for sure. We need justice for Miss Ass Parade.
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