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Auschwitz Selfie Girl’s Interview On Chelsea Lately: Regrets Nothing, History Is Boring, Jews Need To Calm Down

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So this girl Princes Bree from Alabama, the one who took a smiling selfie at Auschwitz, is the story that just refuses to die. And the Princess herself is loving every minutes of it. She’s since blocked access to her Twitter account, but since we followed her immediately after this story came out we still have access to it. Things are definitely heating up. First she was on several shows, including Chelsea Lately, and whatever show this is:

Not gonna lie, I had no idea this girl came from Alabama and spoke like that. This changes everything. If she’s from Alabama then she doesn’t know any better right? I mean, I’m impressed she can even spell Auschwitz. I’m kind of shocked they even learned about it in school. Probably learned about the Holocaust right before they learned about the Civil Rights movement, or as it’s referred to in Alabama as, “Rabble rousers causing trouble.”

The fact that she readily admits that this is is the only part of history she’s ever found interesting basically sums her up in a nutshell. She is everything that is wrong with America. Guaranteed she watches Teen Mom, The Kardashians, and tons of other shows that follow around the worst people on earth. People like her are entertained by that, but learning about the Civil War, or the importance of the Constitution, or the Great Depression, or how the government functions – none of that shit interests her. This is why the terrorists hate us.

Oh yea and that self she took at Auschwitz? That was bullshit. Obviously she went home and touched it up because there is no way the girl in that selfie

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is the same person as this creature here:

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Terrifying.

Now I said before I didn’t think it was a big deal what she did. Selfies are the new post cards. The fact that she’s smiling in the photo shouldn’t be a big deal to anyone. I mean, what do you want her to do? Pretend to cry? Get over yourselves people.

With that said some adult down there in Bama should probably tell her to shut the fuck up. She says she doesn’t regret taking the picture and she’d do it again. Newsflash hun – you have a 0.0% chance of ever getting a good job because of that photo. The google machine is going to haunt you for the rest of your life. Ask Margee Pesikov, she can fill you in with the details. The bottom line is that if you don’t regret doing this then you’re a bigger dumbass then I thought you were.

Oh yea, and don’t tweet out stuff like this at one in the morning:

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Wow. Just, wow.

And definitely don’t make a hashtag calling yourself the Auschwitz selfie girl:

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And please, for the love of God stop retweeting every dumbass who tweets their support for you:

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She’s jealous of you for being “famous and stuff.” Anyone jealous that your fifteen minutes of fame revolves around your alleged desecration of a Holocaust memorial, is not someone you want to be publicly promoting.

Neither are people like this:

 

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“The Kardashians coulda been watching.” Wouldn’t that be something. If your first thought after doing an interview on TV about disrespecting a place where 1.1 million people were killed, is “the Kardashians coulda been watching” then you are a waste of space fucktard and I’d gladly trade you for 20 illegal Honduran refugees.

And please, for the love of God don’t retweet this like you did:

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Where do I even start? Pressed jews? Does Princess Bree even know what she just retweeted? Hunny, this “Selena Gomez Fan” @thecuntclassic, just wrote one of the most anti-semitic things you could possibly say. She’s telling you not to listen to the the Jews because they’re ugly and anorexic. This person obviously hates Jews and thinks the only people who are mad at you for this are Jews themselves. So she’s backing you up for taking on those “ugly and anorexic pressed jews.” That’s what you just retweeted.

She’s deep in though right now too:

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Fucking deep shit right there.

Oh yea, and remember how I predicted that she’d dump her idiot boyfriend who is coming to her defense on Twitter, by Columbus Day? Looks like it happened a little sooner:

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Newsflash Caleb – Princess Bree is famous now. She doesn’t need your country ass anymore. Don’t you know she’ll be sipping cocktails with Kendell Jenner by next week? Think she’s gonna keep your ass around? LOL. Right.

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4 Comment(s)
  • James
    February 24, 2017 at 12:10 pm

    She wanted the attention and screw Chelsea Handler, she’s self hating JAP who would her own people down the line

  • anonymous
    August 4, 2014 at 2:33 am

    Listen dick, that’s my big sis and I would do anything for her and I especially hate it when people talk about her.. just because your propably a ginger who lives in your moms basement and they only feed you skin off kfc chicken doesnt mean you have to rant on other people.. and really your surprised that she can spell just because she is from alabama??? Helen keller can write a better story than you and she’s deaf and blind and not tp mention from Alabama.

    • Modman
      March 22, 2015 at 2:57 pm

      haah – yep, Helen Keller…the last person from Bama who could read.

  • July 23, 2014 at 10:08 pm

    This is the new world we live in. Where one single moron from Alabama makes a ridiculous statement and its national news.

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