All-Star Criminals

Boy Who Competed In Boy’s Winter Track Becomes A Girl, Wins 2 Connecticut State Track Championships, Smashes State Records, Alters Team State Champion, Because….Progress

Follow @TurtleboyNews on Twitter by clicking here.  Follow Turtleboy on Instagram by clicking here.  Follow and like Turtleboy Sports Returns and Clarence Woods…

READ MORE
Turtleboy Investigates

Perfect Puppy Opened Another Location In Plainville, Conditions Are Once Again Shitty, Owner Scott Bergantino Told Fire Chief To Fuck His Mother, And Is Still Calling People Protesters Lezbos And Suing Them

Follow @TurtleboyNews on Twitter by clicking here.  Follow Turtleboy on Instagram by clicking here.  Follow and like the Turtleboy Sports Forever, the newest Turtleboy…

READ MORE
Nudniks

Hack Judge Gives Micropenised Maggot Lucky Sperm 3 Dogs Back That He Abused, Has Previous Charges Of Abuse, Swore At Shelter Volunteers And Refused To Pay Them For Nursing Dogs Back To Life

Follow @TurtleboyNews on Twitter by clicking here.  Follow Turtleboy on Instagram by clicking here.  Follow and like the Turtleboy Sports Forever, the newest Turtleboy…

READ MORE
Hoodrat Heroes

Choke Slammin Ginger Wonder Booty IG Stripper/CNA Starts $4,500 GoFundMe For Lawyer’s Fees, Won’t Take 1.5 Year Plea Deal For Strangling Two Chicks, DA Wants 17 Years

Follow @TurtleboyNews on Twitter by clicking here.  Follow Turtleboy on Instagram by clicking here.  Follow and like the Turtleboy Sports Forever, the newest Turtleboy…

READ MORE
1 2