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  • New Bedford Queef Stirfry Arrested For Selling Drugs Gets Arrested Again After Court For Kicking Cop In Parking Lot, Says She’d Do It Again, Newspaper Can Suck Her Rumpus

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    Vagbooger Public Shaming Attempt Backfires After Being Kicked Out Of Hull Restaurant With Boy Toy For Looking At Dick Pics, Pretending To Be Cops, Picking Fight With Patrons And Wait Staff

    Vagbooger Public Shaming Attempt Backfires After Being Kicked Out Of Hull Restaurant With Boy Toy For Looking At Dick Pics, Pretending To Be Cops, Picking Fight With Patrons And Wait Staff…

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    Jilted Braintree UNO’s Pooncake Employee Makes Viral Facebook Post About Being Beaten By Cook’s Baby Momma, Cockroaches In Food But Can’t Name Names, Takes Down Post When We Ask Her About It

    Jilted Braintree UNO’s Pooncake Employee Makes Viral Facebook Post About Being Beaten By Cook’s Baby Momma, Cockroaches In Food But Can’t Name Names, Takes Down Post When We Ask Her…

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    Mob Of 50,000 Vapid SJW Vagburgers In LuLaRoe Leggings Facebook Group Is The Most Insane Vigilante Group On The Internet, And They’re Destroying A Mommy Blogger 

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    Bleachie McMullet, Who Says Charlie Manson Dindu Nuffin, Should Probs Go Back To Blowing Dudes From A Bon Jovi Cover Band Instead Of Ignorantly Defending A Murderer 

    Yeah, he’s guilty. Take a seat, scumbox.  Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer….

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    The Litter Box Fire Purr Cat Cafe Gets Shut Down After Licencing And Abuse Investigations – Owner Is Meow Meow Suing For Slander Against Her PURRson

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    Teen Shot By Fall River Cop For Running Officer Down With Car – Fam Jailed For Riot At ER, Catches Dindu Nuffinitis, And Say Police Are Covering Up His Murder

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