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    Newportia, From “Pick Up My Crack” Fight Video, Is Arrested Again And Her Mugshot Is SO Amazing We Asked A Celebrity To Help Us Celebrate Her Latest Accomplishment

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    Camera Phone Queefweed – Part Two: Screams “Do You Know Who I Am” In Cop’s Face And Crossing Police Tape At Homicide To “Piss Off” Detectives Lands Carlos On Our Shit List

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  • Heidi Wellman For Senate

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