Sports

LeBron James Has Already Given Up

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“The Process” Apparently Means Al Horford Makes You His Bitch And You Give Us Free Draft Picks So Jayson Tatum Can Murder You

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WTF

I Can’t Believe How Old Aaron Hernandez’ College Girlfriend (Who Is Alleging That He Was Gay) Got In Just 7 Or 8 Years 

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Sports

This Is The Year Expert Bracketologist Sporty McTurtle Correctly Predicts All 68 Teams That Will Make The NCAA Tournament

          NCAA Tournamet brackets are being revealed in about an hour. Every year we always get…

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Mainstream Media Fails

Ron Borges Getting Punked By A Local Boob Pretending To Be Tom Brady’s Agent And Printing Fake News Proves That The MSM Lies About Anything That Fits Their Narrative

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Social Justice Warriors

Shani Davis Says It’s Racist That He Lost A Coin Flip To Carry US Flag At Olympic Opening Ceremonies Because It’s Black History Month

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Sports

God Still Loves Us More And We Will Win The Super Bowl Next Year

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Sports

Drunken Boobs Greeting The 1985 Patriots At The Airport After Making The Super Bowl Is Patriots Porn And Something Kids These Days Will Never Understand

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Sports

Thanks Trump: Steelers Week 3 Protest Before Loss To The Bears Is The Reason The Patriots Will Have Homefield Throughout The Playoffs

Thanks Trump: Steelers Week 3 Protest Before Loss To The Bears Is The Reason The Patriots Will Have Homefield Throughout…

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