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On this weeks’ episode of Turtleboy Live Bristol, Bret, and UT discuss why on earth the Fall River Public Library would bring in some random guy who posts about eating ass on Facebook to read to children. Also on the agenda are the latest videos of people leaving dogs in hot cars, Chloe Ricard’s killer being a serial pedo, and the Agawam Police falling for the ol’ “I was hacked” line.

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