Bananahead And Sadface McGee Arrested In Plainfield Big Y Parking Lot For Being Drunk And Disorderly With Outstanding Warrants

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Holy shit, it’s dumb and dumber.

32 years old. This is what 32 years in the Connecticut Corridor does to a person:

Good God. It looks like fortune teller the matchmaker gave up on in a remote Bulgarian gypsy village. I wish I could say that this was just a bad mugshot, since she was, ya know, drunk at noon on a weekday. But this chick has the sad face going on round the clock:

Just another day in the Nutmeg State I suppose. One of the McPoyle brothers and his sadface girlfriend getting wasted in the Big Y parking lot, warrants be damned.

The banana head claims to be a student at UMass-Amherst:

Which is weird, because school is still in session on a Monday in late April. Then again when your general philosophy on life is “fuck off”

And you fancy yourself Moosup’s biggest badass

you can pretty much do what you want, when you want.

Is that fun though? I’ve never gotten wasted in the Big Y parking lot before. What do you even do? Is there disco? I like disco. Or do you just smash down Mad Dog 20/20’s and try to do your tryout video for Supermarket Sweeps? I guess when you live in Mossup, this qualifies as entertainment. I mean, this 32 year old woman was so drunk she had to be driven to the hospital. Another productive day in the Connecticut Corridor!

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