The other day Dave “El Prez” Portnoy called into the Kirk Minihane Show to cry about Turtleboy pointing out that his employees were raising money for domestic terrorists by sharing links to the Minnesota bail fund and other radical organizations. He did this because his employees got their feelings hurt when they were called out for it, and instead of telling them to be a grown up, or stop supporting domestic terrorism he insisted that this was OK because they were only doing it on Twitter and not on podcasts or blogs, which are Barstool’s intellectual property.
Elllie Schnitt, the simple minded blonde chick who was leading the movement has refused to debate Kirk on it, and the basic bitch mafia has gone to bat for her.
Bro. The money is for the peaceful protesters who have been wrongfully arrested. This is lazy. You’d know this if you read even one of the fund descriptions. There are more pressing topics to be using your loud mouth for.
Also @holy_schnitt is an angel. https://t.co/gkp9fGX1Xz
— mr humberfloob (@lizzynicolee) June 4, 2020
See? It all makes sense now. The money is only going to the “peaceful protesters” who were arrested for rioting and looting. These bail funds are very specific about who gets bailed out with donated money. And lots of rioters and looters are known for their non-violence and peacefulness.
This is her producer Michaela Okland.
Mocking your female coworkers who are wildly more talented and successful than you just because they are raising awareness for the BLM movement & donating money to bail funds seems like a pretty pathetic move just because you’re too dense to understand systematic racism https://t.co/af9oHuA94r
— gov michaela (@MichaelaOkla) June 3, 2020
“More wildly talented and successful.”
They talk about The Bachelor.
Kirk Minihane is Podcast Jesus.
He took a dying radio station and brought the morning drive show to #1 in the ratings. He got where he is because he’s talented. Ellie and Ria and have their jobs because they’re pleasant to look at. If either of them were 15 pounds heavier they’d be waiting tables at Denny’s.
But yea, the white chick whose entire understanding of social issues was learned from what she reads from virtue signaling twats on Instagram is here to lecture Kirk on “systemic racism,” a new buzzword she learned about 5 days ago.
Michaela has hundreds of thousands of followers as well because she looks like this.
She’s just another attention starved “influencer” who only gets attention because guys wanna bang her.
She’s also a big fan of burning down police stations.
Will @holy_schnitt practice what she preaches and burn down police precincts until we see change? Or is she just pandering from her ivory tower? pic.twitter.com/efqImaD4Y4
— RA Minihane (@RAMinihane) June 4, 2020
This is an actual conversation that took place on Barstool Sports intellectual property:
Basic Becky 1: If we burn down a police precinct every time there is unjust violence towards the black community by a police officer, I think we would see change pretty fast.
Basic Bitch 2: I agree with that.
Cool business you got there Dave. Maybe Tucker will bring this up the next time he has you on for a ticklefest while you pretend that you’re not running a cooler version of Deadspin.
Then there’s this guy.
He goes by Coley Mick and he’s another Barstool personality. As you can see, he’s a grown man with a chinstrap who wears flat brimmed hats and looks like he’s about to ask you if he can bum a cigarette, so he’s obviously a huge asshole.
Yesterday Saints future Hall of Fame quarterback Drew Brees became the woke mob target of the day because he said that he will never agree with people disrespecting the flag.
Highlight: @readdanwrite asks @drewbrees what the star NFL quarterback thinks about "players kneeling again when the NFL season starts."@drewbrees: “I will never agree with anybody disrespecting the flag of the United States of America or our country.”
Full exchange: pic.twitter.com/MpCkFyOMed
— Yahoo Finance (@YahooFinance) June 3, 2020
I don’t even necessarily agree with this stance, but he’s free to have that opinion, and there’s certainly nothing wrong with him saying it. But of course the woke mob piled on him and demand that he apologize, which is what woke mobs do. Barstool Sports used to fight the woke mob, but now they have become it with Coley Mick’s hot take.
But remember what Dave Portnoy told Kirk Minihane, he only allows his employees to be political activists on social media, not the blog. Except when they publish blogs calling Drew Brees spineless for his supporting his country.
Newsflash – the spineless thing to do is go along with the woke mob. That’s easy. No one’s gonna demand you be fired or apologize, and I’m certainly not advocating that Coley Mick or Ellie be fired for promoting the burning of police stations. But when you say how you’re really feeling despite knowing that the mob will come after you like Drew Brees did, that is what actually bravery looks like.
Of course thanks to websites like Barstool he had to offer this humiliating apology for being patriotic today.
Then there’s this fuck boy Robbie Fox.
I mean, who hires these people?
He’s also supporting bailing terrorists out of jail and thinks that money donated will only go to the “peaceful” protesters.
Are the people saying that by donating to a bail fund I am supporting looting/violent protesters also saying that by donating to your local police force, you are supporting police brutality?
If not, they’d be pretty hypocritical, right?
— Robbie Fox (@RobbieBarstool) June 2, 2020
Please educate yourself on bail funds. They're literally for non-violent crimes only.
— Robbie Fox (@RobbieBarstool) June 2, 2020
The idiocy of that tweet would take hours to dissect. But let’s just stick with the fact that our tax dollars pay the police, and they’re not a charity we donate to. Here was his response to getting called out for being a moron.
Hey Turtleboy. Go fuck yourself.
— Robbie Fox (@RobbieBarstool) June 2, 2020
Barstool Sports is hiring. Must think like this.
So yea, I’m sure Dave will cry about this again when people flood his mentions because his employees are urging people to burn down police stations and joining woke mobs to shame Drew Brees. But instead of calling into Kirk’s show why doesn’t Davey Mouse just debate me on it? He obviously knows who I am, I’m in his head, and deep down inside he knows that I’m right. He started a controversial blog that never backs down and called out SJWs on their bullshit, and now Barstool has become everything he fought against.
Debate me Dave.
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66 Comment(s)
Their pussies smell like mold and dried onion. Just can tell.
I’d have my cock tattooed black to fuck Ellie. And just as she swallows that first blast of my secret sauce, I’d cry out “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!” and watch the expression on her face
I started reading the story until I came upon the pics of Ellie Schmitt or whatever her name is. So, I have decided that Ellie Schmitt is good and right. Fuck the facts, I want Ellie:) would would would.
Simple Simon would eat the corn out of her Schnitt……. Oh, and yes, Totally would
Can’t you just make a sandwich or something?
If I was Portnoy I’d just fire these clowns. Basically anyone can do Barstool journalism..
Perfect timing for the monthly “I’m jealous of Barstool” blog
couple of dumb hoes
What bimbo trash. If they were robbed, assaulted or had their place burnt by the dirtbags they would be calling the cops for help just like the anti police marchers in CA did when a guy pulled a rifle on them.
You LITERALLY stick me up your ass.
i mean i like both there points. no big deal. like kirk like pres idk.. vernon street traffic sucks
Insta-sluts trolling for some stupid negro athlete to be a mudshark star fucker. But don’t call them gold diggers.
Its great to be black these days, sisters walking down the street catching the eye of the white man, brothers just have to be in proximity of a white woman and if they don’t drop their drawers they’re racist, even the other white people will call that bitch racist if she don’t fuck that dude. White men look online to pimp their wives out to black men for free! Shits whack yo!. No black man currently today can be charged with rape. That would be racist. The #metoo movement just took a backseat to black lives matter and antifa. I thank you whiteys (antifa) for showing up. Peace!
Don’t forget about Obamagate will all these diversions! Dems always play the race card when accountability is near–never fails.
Let’s get rid of the Nineteenth Amendment and bring normalcy back. I starting to see why ancient societies didn’t let women vote. Holy shit it’s a train wreck. Too easily emotionally influenced by anything and everything.
Can’t wait for all the NFL to kneel and watch your head explode.
Kneeling black bois in football jersies gets you going wow
AK! Mini hand is not hiring you. Get your mouth off his dick.
It’s embarrassing
Portnoy’s a coke smelling huckfed. That site and it’s rancid crew are nothing but cultural cancer.
Hey Robbie…are you a fucking man or just an ugly dyke? Help me…I can’t tell. Please give us some pronouns. Also, the fact that you can’t seem to write a sentence without using the word “literally” tells me more than I need to know about you. Literally.
Overuse of the word literally,
Figuratively makes me sick.
All those waahhhman have that disease. no not just the liberal pathogen but the other disease. it’s called noassatall. Carpenters dreams right there all flat as a board and easy to screw. Stop calling these birds hot because they wear 50 lbs of make up. Take a fucking wash cloth too their faces and tell me how hot they are after. Looking at them with no makeup on is like looking at your ass on a shitty day! Looking at your ass on a shitty day is everyday unless you’re constipated like these birds and the bacteria from the fecal matter starts to seep into their brains and they start acting crazy because ultimately they are full of shit. Some dudes just never learn or just fant face reality. Just because they wear all that makeup with fake tans hair dye and provocative clothing does not mean they are hot. None of them have an ass or tits and the only thing they have that makes any simp look at them is a busted open pussy that probably oozes yellow and green shit from all the dick they have had in them. They are no older than maybe 29 but I’m sure they have been fucked by atleast 100 dudes each. Say hello to your eskimo brothers if you banged one of these pigs. They are your classic example of what’s wrong with wahhhman. Out spreading their legs for any dude who pays them any mind yet when they are 30 and hit the wall they want to know where all the good men went. Aka the dudes who will be their piggy bank and meal tickets and some simp will wife them up thinking he got a deal on a new model when it’s been a used one for years giving out free rides. Truely disgusting wahhman on display here. They should be shot and feed too the pigs
Look at the litany of bimbos. Their entire lives are devoted to getting sexual attention. They don’t spend any time attaining life skills are getting an education or job history, or working on making their credit rating good.
Then, suddenly, 20 years from now, they suddenly realize they have outgrown the age where people stare at them with lust, and by then they are lonely, used up, bitter, and desperate. By then it is too late. The have built no job skills or even domestic skills. They’ll work shit jobs, and then go home to their filthy low-end rental apartments in the shit area. Then they die bitter, because, after all, it’s everyone else’s fault for their present plight.
“I’m in his head”. You indeed are an underachieving pretentious blowhard..
Barstool women are 2 steps short of fucking for money on camera, in 15 lbs or 10 years nobody gonna pay attention to shit they say.
Not to be demeaning
but their words got no meaning
their success, comes from sexual attraction
paid in full by men who don’t get no satisfaction
ladies don’t kid yourselves, your talent is weak
it’s not coincidental you’re at your sexual peak
10 years from now you’ll think it was so easy back then, wow
If i’d only been smarter I woulda gone much farther
Incels love unattainable brainless women.
Its amazing how Barstool could go from an actually decent to good site back in the day that doesnt pull any punches into this daily liberal fest of content. Its the same effect of the Howard Stern Show, once they become mainstream all of the sudden their holier than thou liberals.
The elites have turned Portnose into a commie Jew squared. They own him now.
“Coley Mick” is the poster boy for every barstool reader. Millennial faggot that can’t even put his phone down for a picture who thinks liking the local sports team makes you unique and has never had one original thought.
Dave is fucking twerp. Sure he’s become very successful but he’ll always be the ugly, arrogant, loudmouth, follower trying to fit in that he was in school. He’s never had an original idea inside that huge mug of his so don’t expect him to start now
I went to the grocery store to buy some Gatorade. On each of the labels there are prominent successful African Americans. I thought to my self, what a racist fucking country.
Shouldn’t they be on the label of Grape Kool-Aid???
Randy, that’s a little above their pay grade. I’m thinking more like grape flavored “Zarex”.
Dude these people are fuckin DUMB. Like literally stupid. I called them up one time about a t-shirt order they messed up and it was like reading Dr. Seuss to an arena full of special needs kids. Couldn’t even find my slip. Worst customer service ever. All these chicks they hired sound like they barely have a GED.
You have fucking ads blocking half the article. Learn what the fuck you are doing
I was thinking about giving you the secret to block the ads, but you seem like such an asshole based on your comment I decided not to.
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I will be there tonight(Thursday) 9 p.m.
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Your turf BITCH
Put up or shutip you worthless fag. Bring your group. I know you will as you are powerless alone.
If you wear a sequined blue thong you could come to my place to get your gay ass beat to a pulp, you poser homo.
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Ok shitstain.
Mahty now isnt the time to talk.
We dont need yo hear about your sexual fetishes.
The NFL players wanted to bring awareness to police brutality against blacks. How did that work out for them? Instead of discussing police brutality, we spent a year talking about how they were or were not disrespecting the flag. And big surprise, police brutality has happened again.
Maybe for the next protest they can go to cemeteries around the country and spit on peoples graves. That should raise awareness.
Maybe the average NFL fan got sick of hearing entitled man whom got rich chasing a ball around a field lecture them about life, especially when they got rich off the money paid by working class folks.
Being a normal American human being is so uncool these days.
I’d sit on the stand and it’d get hot. I got a lot of, I,I, I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun and the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and then watch the hair come back up again.
I want to be your President.
Drew Brees is a racist and needs to be fired by the Saints. Imagine defending the racist US Flag and the equally racist National Anthem! He needs to be shunned by society.
Form of a Mudshark
Fuck every single one of these vacuous cunts !
And that’s what they are:
Vacuous cunts !
Barstool sold out years ago and has been flaming garbage since doing so.
The violent, leftist, fascist mobs are trying to make new rules for their radical agendas. It started with PC years ago and even cops are kneeling to the leftist mobs. Fight back!
Its really a race war. Ethnic cleansing has been going on for decades. Black on white crime and murder is an epidemic and nobody will even talk about it. We have to start fighting back.
I was a a rookie who spent 400$ on merch in the past couple of years . No more helping to pay for those clowns.. When portnoy goes on tucker it’s all bullshit act..
Stop the world. I want to get off.
I said this the other day:
Over/under on the number of times this “feud” is ever mentioned again by:
Uncle Turtleboy: 15
Dave Portnoy: 0
As of right now I think the count stands at:
UT: 6
Portnoy: 0
Lol
SJW’s NEED to BLEED.
Portnoy is worth millions. Turtleboy begs for donations on every poorly written article.
What a vapid cunt. I’d eat the corn and peanuts out of her shit though.
Nah. Not me.
But I’d Hate Fuck them.
Instill fear
Lock people in their houses
Drive tens of millions out of work
Remove the pressure valves: Sports, Concerts, Bars, Theaters, Lunch with Friends…
Close the churches
Dehumanize through masking the healthy
Wait
Strike match…
Instigate riots and looting based on FALSE information from low IQ idiots
My daughter and I went to Richardson’s driving range today. Charlie Parker shut it down because ( the Richardsons didn’t pay off Pay to Play Polito or Tall Deval$) I mean because they weren’t sanitizing “enuff”. I guess they need to set the place on fire to sanitize it “enuff”. That would be A OK with Chahlie who isn’t looking too good lately.
Supporting the flag is using your First Amendment right to protest when the country isn’t living up to the promise of liberty and justice for all promised by that flag. You disrespect the flag when you’re complacent in a system that spits in the face of everything it supposedly stands for.
Riots, violence against law abiding police, looting and burning are not protesting.
You are nothing more than a violent criminal who lashes out everytime his irrational feelings get hurt. Keep plsying. You will cry like a bitch when Americsa wakes up ans ssys enough.
Low IQ trash who chimpout on imaginary enemies and fslse data. Will it be violence when you get a brick off the head
That’s a red herring. This is about Brrees’ criticism of those like Kaepernick who kneel in peaceful protest. Try staying on topic.
If by liberty and justice you mean stealing from my wallet then its time for you to get a job take responsibility for your children your debts and your inability to control your violrnt criminal impulses.
The subject matter at hand has many points of discussion. If you csnt follow or handle with your low IQ then stay on the basketball court and shit ip moron
No one gets a promise of liberty and justice.
“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.”
We work together, in the context of a nation, to seek “liberty and justice for all”.
Often, because of our many differences as individuals, the only things we have in common are those rights endowed to us by God, and a flag. If you wan’t to disrespect that flag, the flag of many people who want you to achieve your destiny, well, it is you who is weakening this relationship.
“Yeah, you know the thing.”
Another point: nowhere do those rights guarantee happiness…..just the pursuit of it. The entitlement right now is out of control