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This is Breeanne Kennan from Rockville, CT:
As you can see, she’s starving. Which is why the government not only gives her taxpayer funded food stamps, it also gets her in free to tons of other places:
Oh yea, she’ll fit right in at the Aquarium.
That post has been shared over 5,000 times. It’s almost like people are fed up with our tax dollars going towards cheesehogs who don’t feel like getting real jobs.
Only in America can this be considered poor:
She can afford necessities like bracelets and her nose comes with its own door knocker, but God forbid she pay for her own food. That’s heartless.
Oh, and she doesn’t have any kids either, which is usually what these laardvarks do when they want more handouts – fire out a doggy style trophy from the stench trench. She’s just a regular ol’ single broad whose food we’re paying for. Don’t worry though, she can still afford iPhones
King sized beds
And sexy time on the town
Shockingly this cream filled hefalump seems to have no problem getting that magic stick though…
And despite the fact that she has no kids to take care of, and her grocery bill is paid for by the taxpayers, she still whines that people aren’t giving her free room and board….
But please, tell me more about how there’s no food stamp abuse in this country. Tell me more how rare it is. The rest of us are working are ass off 60 hours a week so she can eat on our dime. And eat, and eat, and eat some more. Then on the one day we get time off and we wanna take our kids to the aquarium, we have to pay. Meanwhile this Beluga Beefcake gets to go for free. Makes sense.