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Billerica Firefighter’s Gangbang Is Gonna Cost Them All 2 Months Salary, Still Might Be Worth It

Billerica Firefighter’s Gangbang Is Gonna Cost Them All 2 Months Salary, Still Might Be Worth It

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Update on the Billerica firefighter sex scandal we blogged about last month. The dispatcher pass-around and the tagteam patrol will not be fired:

The four Fire Department employees serving suspensions for the on-duty sex scandal will work for 60 days but not receive a paycheck, The Sun has learned. The employees involved in the sexual misconduct — Capt. David Forziati, firefighters Michael Ricci and Dan Barrila, and dispatcher Christina Winitzer — had been on paid leave from April 13 to June 21. Town Manager John Curran structured the suspensions as “working without pay” to help the town recoup some of the money lost as a result of the scandal. The Fire Department had to pay firefighters overtime for two months, and the town also incurred legal costs with a lengthy investigation and hearings. Forziati has been demoted in rank, The Sun has also learned.

Free my bois!!

The punishment is fair. I’m glad they didn’t get fired. After all, what did they really do wrong? Firefighters are paid to put out fires and save lives when there is a call. When they’re not on a call we pay them to sleep and eat. Which is fine by me. So if some professionals wanna unwind by trading in nap time for a quick bone sesh, I don’t see the harm. Except to their wives. It sucks to be their wives. But ultimately adultery isn’t against the law, nor is it grounds for firing. More importantly, were they good at their job? All signs point to yes. And all the thrusting and burying of the bologna baton didn’t stop them from doing their job in the least bit. This is why we pay firefighters – to save lives. I could care less who’s fucking who in the meantime.

So yea, paying back two months pay for the time it took to replace them is fair. That’s gotta be close to, what, $6-10K post taxes? That’s the most expensive orgy in Massachusetts history that didn’t involve Ted Kennedy. So yea, that’s gonna be tough to explain to the wife on top of all the infidelity.

“Honey, do you have money for the mortgage?”

“Sorry babe, gangbangs don’t grow on trees.”

All I’m saying is, this chick better have been into some kinky shit for it to be worth it:

Honestly, she just might be. #YOLO
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14 Comment(s)
  • July 3, 2017 at 9:21 am

    The f***ing your going to get isn’t worth the f***ing your going to get!!!when caught

  • Jack Meoff
    June 28, 2017 at 9:34 pm

    I’m pretty sure she co-starred in the DiVinci Load 2.

  • Clamydia, Syphillis, Gonorrhea!
    June 28, 2017 at 9:06 pm

    Wouldn’t stick my dick in that diseased snatch! God only knows what you would fuckin’ catch!

    • Logan's Period
      July 9, 2017 at 1:04 pm

      Mouth All The Way…

  • Kevin
    June 28, 2017 at 6:45 pm

    They live there while they are waiting for fires! They are consenting adults! Who the f*** cares???

  • EditorInChef
    June 27, 2017 at 1:48 pm

    “I couldn’t care less” is the correct phrase. saying “I could care less” means that it actually has some amount of importance which negates the meaning behind the phrase. rookie mistake.

  • Diane Woods emerson
    Wtf
    June 27, 2017 at 11:00 am

    Mass gen law says adultry IS against the law. And I know people are going to give me shit ,but I think it should be upheld. Then maybe all the cheaters men and women alike that are married would think twice and live by the vows they took.

  • John Barker
    johnnyb
    June 26, 2017 at 10:28 pm

    Put a bunch of mixed humanoids in a house for 24 hours straight and this is what WILL happen.

  • Kerry
    June 26, 2017 at 10:25 pm

    Lmao wow

  • They call me Ponch
    June 26, 2017 at 9:47 pm

    You know what Howard Stern said about nose piercings.
    SCORE! FIVE HOLE!

  • Murt Burful
    June 26, 2017 at 6:37 pm

    Hopefully she let them all hit it raw

  • Judah the hammer
    June 26, 2017 at 3:46 pm

    I’m confused,why was there an investigation in the 1st place,and why was it even an issue if members of the fire department were boning each other,the way I see it,the town council shoulda watched some porn and gone home and screwed their significant others,hearings about who was having sex at the fire department is a total waste of time and money.shame on THEM for wasting tax dollars ??? And I think the woman is pretty hot…p.s,I love turtleboy,please keep up the public shamings.god knows we need it.

  • Lou P
    June 26, 2017 at 3:26 pm

    Men do pay, no matter what, where, when, or with whom.

  • Stunt Pennie
    June 26, 2017 at 3:12 pm

    I would. She has a face made for protein.

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