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Billy Tibbetts Bloated Loser Older Brother Was Just Arrested For Kidnapping, Will Be Joining Him Behind Bars

Good news, everybody! Turns out failed selectman candidate, ex-professional hockey player, gentleman’s club patron and crack-cocaine enthusiast Billy “The Skid” Tibbetts is not, in fact, the biggest fuck up in the Tibbetts clan. Quite the contrary, actually. Meet big brother Joseph N. Tibbetts, known as “Nick”.


Apparently Billy never shared his steroids. What an asshole.

While little brother Billy has been pummeling bitchtits Josh Abrams, smoking crack in Chinatown and finally ending up right back in jail, Nick has allegedly been doing his part to keep up on the proud family tradition of committing batshit crazy violent crimes. Specifically, assaulting his girlfriend, kidnapping her in his car,


Then frantically trying to throw away his shirt in a garbage can.


Seems rational. This isn’t even the elder Tibbetts sibling’s first kidnapping charges, either. Seems he makes a habit of it. In 2012, he did this…..

Patriot Ledger:

Joseph N. Tibbetts, 39, of Scituate faces nine charges in the alleged kidnapping, armed robbery of a victim, 68, in Hull and Hingham on Saturday.

A Scituate man was to be arraigned today on nine charges stemming from an alleged kidnapping and armed robbery on Saturday involving a person he knew.

Joseph N. Tibbetts, 39, was arrested Saturday by Hingham police on numerous charges, including kidnapping and armed robbery. At 1 p.m. Saturday, the alleged victim, a 68-year-old man, drove into the Hull police station parking lot and told Hingham Detective Phillip Emmott and Hull Detective Sgt. Bart Forzese he had just been robbed at knifepoint.

Police followed the victim, who was on oxygen and appeared shaken but not injured, to the parking lot of Victoria’s Sub Shop where the alleged robbery occurred, near the Hull and Cohasset town lines.

There detectives observed a man matching the description walking away from the parking lot on Hull Street (Route 228) in Hingham.

The detectives drew their guns and ordered the suspect to stop. Other officers from Hingham and Cohasset arrived to assist.

Police say the suspect resisted arrest and was taken into custody by three officers using two sets of handcuffs.

Subsequent investigation showed the alleged victim arrived at a business in Scituate, where he saw the suspect, whom he knows, and agreed to give the suspect a ride in his work van.

As they drove, he said the suspect picked up a work knife and began opening and closing the knife, and said “I can kill you.”

He pointed the knife at the 68-year-old and told him to continue driving, police said. Police say he also removed all cash from the victim’s wallet.

The driver said he convinced the suspect to stop for food at Victoria’s Sub shop, and Tibbetts allegedly told him to remain in the van, threatening to kill him again, this time with a wrench. Tibbetts removed the keys and he walked inside. The victim had a spare ignition key and drove out of the lot.

Tibbets is charged with kidnapping, armed robbery, assault with dangerous weapons, a knife, and also with a wrench, on a person over age 60, larceny from someone over 65, intimidation of a witness, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct.”


I sense a classic Tibbetts family reunion in the rec yard approaching! Their parents must be so proud.


24 Comment(s)
  • Rachael Britton
    October 15, 2019 at 4:08 pm

    39 FUCKIN YRS OLD!!???
    He’s 39?! That fkn chinstrap scarf ges got going on is precious! He goes sternum to earlobes!! CANT SAY THIS UGLY MOTHERFKR WOULD STICK HIS NECK FOR ANYONE…. HE sold his neck for an OC 80!!

  • TZ
    October 11, 2019 at 3:51 pm

    Was wondering what happened to Norm from Cheers.

  • Dillinger
    October 10, 2019 at 6:42 pm

    This happened years ago you hack…

    • Kim Wescott
      October 13, 2019 at 2:00 pm

      The initial crime was 10/6/19, shithead. Looking into his past revealed the disgusting crime against the elderly man.

      Read much?

  • Real_Finn
    October 10, 2019 at 11:10 am

    That’s a harsh 39. Yikes…

    He kidnapped a guy on oxygen for a steak and cheese. I hope he trips in a puddle of cancer.

    Get Fucked,

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    October 10, 2019 at 8:12 am

    This is the EXACT look I give my girlfriend when I try to convince her I’m not too drunk to walk to the conah store to get a pack of smokes.

  • Nostradamus Manafort
    October 10, 2019 at 12:43 am

    Went to school with both kids just for 2 years or so. Middle school. Nick used to pummel bill constantly. Bill would fight ANYONE anytime. Dicks then -literal shitheads now. Never could have predicted all this.

  • Judge Smalls
    October 9, 2019 at 11:41 pm

    Looks like Spaulding from Caddyshack

    • Y
      October 10, 2019 at 12:15 am

      You’ll get nothing and like it!

  • Durp!
    October 9, 2019 at 10:42 pm

    Looks like he forgot to put on his helmet before he fell off that turnip truck.

  • genes
    October 9, 2019 at 9:14 pm

    Genetics always rule. Shit sinks to the bottom and stays there.

  • christopher tranos
    October 9, 2019 at 9:00 pm

    fat ginger slob. This fat fuck also suffers from gynecomastia. Looks like a perfect match for Julie the jarhead

  • Chris Penn
    October 9, 2019 at 9:00 pm

    Best of the best baby.
    He looks more like my brother than faggot Sean.
    Your the best around and no one’s ever gonna knock you down.

    • Y
      October 9, 2019 at 9:53 pm

    • DudeRanchStripClub
      October 10, 2019 at 8:11 am

      Goddamnit, I’m angry you got this first.

      Carry on, friend.

  • Jeff J
    October 9, 2019 at 8:33 pm

    I smell a wet tshirt contest in Abrams’ and this slobs future!!

  • Total Mayhem
    October 9, 2019 at 8:18 pm

    He looks like he has deja vu and amnesia at the same time.

    • Rackatansky
      October 9, 2019 at 9:31 pm

      Winner! Too fucking funny!

  • ncfoothillbilly
    October 9, 2019 at 8:11 pm

    So, this is just one of the guys ol’ Bitchtits Abrams will be facing when he goes back to prison? Itll be the First Annual (or anal, maybe) Tibbetts Jailhouse Reunion and Ass Stomping for Abrams.

    • Rackatansky
      October 9, 2019 at 9:26 pm

      That is funny as fuck!!! Nice work!!

      • Rackatansky
        October 9, 2019 at 9:28 pm

        Oops, that was meant for NCFOOTHILLBILLY!! My bad!

  • Lee Ho
    October 9, 2019 at 8:06 pm

    Intoxicated orangutan look more intelligent than this guy.

    • Rackatansky
      October 9, 2019 at 9:30 pm

      Fuck me, I meant Total Mayhem!!
      Drinking and interwebz is harrrrddddddd.

    October 9, 2019 at 8:05 pm

    Id be for a 3 strikes then you get executed criminal justice system. lets be honest hardly any of these drug addled bloated losers ever turn their life around. It should be you go to prison 3 times then you get executed on the 4th.

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