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Bitch Tits Whined In Front Of The Worcester City Council About Grundlestiltskin’s Arrest While His Communist Hooker Girlfriend Sat Down During The National Anthem

 

Bitch tits and Grundlestiltskin’s tour de Worcester continued tonight as they went to the City Council meeting to talk about Grundy’s arrest at WPD headquarters on Saturday, and it was everything you dreamed it would be and more.

First of all, look at this communist.

It’s Colin Lickyoursack! The deadbeat Mom Encore Casino hooker facing charges of larceny over $10,000 sat on her ass and was on her phone throughout the National Anthem. Meanwhile the cops all stood and saluted. That about sums up the differences between the good guys and bad guys in this whole ongoing pissing match.

Let me just say, that Bitch Tits’ gerber servers were in rare form tonight.

Mark my words – I will milk those things if it’s the last thing I ever do.

The best part is that Bitch Tits thinks he accomplished something here tonight. He mentioned how a City Council candidate thinks what happened to him is awful. The guy’s name is Jesse Gibson, and he finished in 11th place in the preliminary election, in which the top 6 get on the Council.

Of course Josh was just happy that ANYONE would speak with him and pretend to take him seriously. And because he’s such an idiot he truly believes that Mayor Mushmouth and the Council are going to take action to help him. He looked like a kid explaining his science project to the class.

Even Pastor Councilor Sarai “Ti-ti Ho” Rivera seemed bored with him.

Credit to Councilor Bergman for not once looking up and even acknowledging this maggot’s existence. If there were ever a time for Mayor Puddy to bring back the ol’ “friggin morons” and “these people are not educated,” on a hot mic, this would’ve been that time.

This woman laughing at him was my personal favorite.

Of course after he spoke he went outside and demanded to know the badge numbers of four cops standing there.

He lectures them about what good cops they are, as if anyone gives a shit what his opinion is on anything. And Grundy whined some more about how he wanted the cop fired while Brad Petrishan from the Turtlegram and Gazette stood in the background and took copious notes.

Considering the Sun Sentinel legitimized these clowns in an article today I wouldn’t be surprised if the Turtlegram does the same.

 

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55 Comment(s)
  • TowTruck
    October 28, 2019 at 4:42 am

    Heard he was arrested in Seekonk

  • Ellie C
    October 25, 2019 at 4:34 am

    Omg! I’m at work reading this article during my break and I get to the pics. I couldn’t stop laughing. Too funny! Love this site.

  • moobs
    October 24, 2019 at 7:43 pm

    Those man boobs (gynecomastia) are 100% proof that this loser was probably heavily medicated for some time taking Risperdal, an antipsychotic med. It is used to treat schizophrenia, bipolar and mood disorder.

  • Stevie G
    October 24, 2019 at 10:27 am

    Tow truck douchebag must be mentally ill from the heroin
    Can you imagine anyone letting that fat disgusting transvestite climb on top of them with its big saggy tits and bald head

  • Petty's Hot Mic
    October 24, 2019 at 12:24 am

    “this lesbian isn’t educated”

  • Yeah, but still
    October 23, 2019 at 10:46 pm

    These guys are pathetic idiots. But that does not give a raging cop the right to go hands on for no reason. Bad day for the WPD

    • Yeah, but still
      October 24, 2019 at 12:06 am

      Down vote all you want. As much as I dislike these 1st Ammendment audit tools (and there was nothing wrong with that sign in dispatch, the police have 1st Ammendment rights too…), cops don’t have the right to fly into a cellphone launching rage, let alone going hands on without first making verbal commands in that situation… and if you believe it does, then you’re blind and perhaps proving their bootlicking claims. That cop was an out of control embarrassment and if the WPD doesn’t address it, then it won’t be his last tantrum.

  • Ken Rogers
    October 23, 2019 at 7:41 pm

    If I may to see why Josh is so fucked up you need to see his parents
    I grew up across the street from them in Stoneham
    The old man wanders down to a 7 11 shitfaced at 11 am
    He’s drinking pop off vodka out of a McDonald’s cup
    He falls down partially passed out and shits and pisses his pants
    The poor dot head had to drag him out into the sidewalk
    And you wonder why his fat son is ducked up

  • Some Josh Are Smart
    October 23, 2019 at 7:23 pm

    There is a fat bitch tits guy named Josh on Wheel Of Fortune right now. He clesned house and is up $37,000 and still has the bonus round to go.

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    October 23, 2019 at 5:35 pm

    Wow a picture of tow truck girl with her legs crossed.
    Is that a first?

  • Russmo
    October 23, 2019 at 2:22 pm

    This tow truck douchebag must be hopelessly addicted to drugs
    Why else would she be seen with this fat bald transvestite in the middle of sex reassignment surgery ( kudos to the surgeon on the big floppy tits)
    Along with his fat pony tailed butt boy

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    October 23, 2019 at 1:49 pm

    What a great example of “white trash”, will travel.

  • Doesn’t matter
    October 23, 2019 at 1:42 pm

    I saw a video where the hyperactive rapid talking likely paranoid white guy went down a private driveway onto private property to a police persons private house. They are truly immune to any punishment I guess. I bet they show up at your place one day TB

    • No show Josh
      October 23, 2019 at 6:50 pm

      They wouldn’t dare stop by his place, JA bailed on a phone call with Bristol, no balls.

      No class, no manners, no future, no show and no balls.

  • cableguy
    October 23, 2019 at 1:39 pm

    How is this fuckhead josh still breathing where I grew up he would of already got his ass kicked

  • Karma Chameleon
    October 23, 2019 at 1:08 pm

    Josh needs to start paying child support and taxes. GI get a job and act like a grown man. You are doing nothing with your Tim before you go to prison. That dirty failed stripper is disrespectful to America and you’re breaking cops balls about flag codes?
    You were a loser as a little kid and in high school and are still as a loser as an adult. You’re fat friend Hart is an obese dirty pussy too

  • Curley Howard
    October 23, 2019 at 1:08 pm

    Take it from me: Unless they’re vaudeville comedians, fat guys shouldn’t wear horizontal stripes.

  • A Go Fund Me
    October 23, 2019 at 11:06 am

    I just donated so bitch tits can buy some bras. It appears that he is a B cup now.

  • Dees nutz
    October 23, 2019 at 9:46 am

    TubsMcBitchScreams is the biggest pussy i have ever seen. If you flick his ear does he file assault charges? JoshMcMilkJugs i would love to fight. Run for two minutes, then when he falls over from exhaustion, kick his lower abdomen till it ruptures. DrugsMcStankVagine couldn’t stand cause she needed a fix and had the shakes. She was on her phone looking for old picts of herself not looking so much like a donkey as she does now to post for a new backpage ad to pay for her OC 80 6 a day addiction as TB has slowed the funding… #satire josh you miserable twatwaffle

  • Jim
    October 23, 2019 at 9:10 am

    She seemed super interested in what he had to say. She is down for the cause✊✊✊

  • Cyril Figgus - ISIS Comptroller
    October 23, 2019 at 8:48 am

    For fuck’s sake, get a motherfucking bra for those titties. And make sure you get a mammogram too.

  • Shock and Awe
    October 23, 2019 at 8:14 am

    Please TB riders come up with a witty nick name for the cry baby.

  • Shock and Awe
    October 23, 2019 at 8:09 am

    For me the most disturbing thing is that when the guy got arrested he started crying.
    Honestly a grown man started fucking CRYING???
    What the fuck is this world coming to?

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    October 23, 2019 at 7:57 am

    Every now and then, if i have a bad day at work, I day dream about what it would be like to be a colossal, lazy, fat bag o’ donks.

    #freelivingvicariously

  • Mediocrity
    October 23, 2019 at 7:04 am

    Once the word travels via other police stations in the area, karma will have a way of working things out.

    Would be fabulous to see this squealer behind bars. I would have NO problem with my tax dollars going towards caging that animal that possess bodacious ta-ta’s. What a waste of oxygen.

  • Slampigsthatbelonginjail
    October 23, 2019 at 6:38 am

    These 2 fucks go out of their way to cause drama! They are a bunch of men who live in the basement at moms house! They are the most ugliest uneducated fucks I ever seen! I wanna throw up!

  • Debbie McCallister
    October 23, 2019 at 5:43 am

    Josh please wear a bra! Slam pig tow truck girl looks like she needs a decontamination bath! Diseased pig

  • Bitch Tits
    October 23, 2019 at 5:08 am

    What do you guys think smells worst, Abraham’s spoiled breast milk or when hot tow truck junkie opens her legs ?

    • Ray Patriarca
      Urk !
      October 23, 2019 at 1:04 pm

      I just threw up in my mouth thinking of the maisma of stench that would emmanate from those thighs.
      Thanks for ruining my lunch !

      • Peter Mark Roget
        October 23, 2019 at 1:13 pm

        +1 for the use of “miasma.”

  • soxrock191
    Cottonmouth
    October 23, 2019 at 4:44 am

    Bitchtits looks suspiciously like he got breast implants….. hmmmm…..

    I hate these fucking assholes.

  • Ashland Andy
    October 23, 2019 at 4:05 am

    The douchebag with the two tubs of shit had to suck off a spic behind a dumpster for gas money home

  • Jeff J
    The WPD Bitchtits Incident
    October 23, 2019 at 3:13 am

    Finally……the Worcester T&G got something right. If you haven’t yet, it’s a MUST READ!! Check it out.

    • capone181
      Total Mayhem
      October 23, 2019 at 11:01 am

      Just read it, I’m surprised, they actually did write a good article. Gave most of the true facts about the scum bags.

      They (the T&G) apparently had no place to go but up since they canned that stiff Clive.

      I’m so proud of the Worcester Police Dept., who have much more important things to do than entertain low-life scum bags. Who don’t live in or have any business or pay any taxes to the city of Worcester. In other words they don’t belong here.

    • Marie
      October 23, 2019 at 11:10 am

      Wow!! I’m surprised they wrote the truth!

  • Wwy
    October 23, 2019 at 1:31 am

    Terrorists flag TB wants people to stand for sorry it’s been Jewed for 30 years. Your still not teaching I hope.

  • Detox is a bitch
    October 23, 2019 at 12:48 am

    I’m sorry I’m out drinking and couldn’t read this but this kid and his hooker girlfriend are everything we thought they were. Dirty drug addicted trouble makers who don’t take care of their own offspring. Go back to Stoneham and Wakefield and eat your pills

  • Bitch Tits
    October 23, 2019 at 12:11 am

    Those tits get any bigger and he’s going to be dragging them on the floor.

  • Josh Is a CERTIFIED Piece Of Shit
    October 22, 2019 at 11:26 pm

    How much turmoil can 3 shitbags csuse?Imagine the gaul to keep doing this when you are facing felony charges.
    Bitch tits says he wants peace as he creates the disturbance.
    There is something radically wrong if these shitbags advesely effect a great officer because of their antics.

  • fatso josh
    October 22, 2019 at 11:19 pm

    get a job bitchtits

  • Rico
    October 22, 2019 at 10:57 pm

    Josh secretly wants to go to real prison His fantasy is to be gang raped by a gang of spades

  • Stevie G
    October 22, 2019 at 10:43 pm

    Josh’ fat boyfriend with the pony tail looks just like the fat drug addict son Mikey from the old American chopper show

    • Joa is a FAG
      October 23, 2019 at 9:52 am

      More like Meathead from Archie Bunker.

  • Rico
    October 22, 2019 at 10:35 pm

    The douchebag with them had to suck off two spics in the parking lot at Encore to get gas money for these two morbidly obese pieces of shit to Worcester

    • Micromastia
      October 22, 2019 at 11:17 pm

      that purse the whore is carrying is the same one she used to shoplift at Target in Danvers, dumb cunt

  • Russmo
    October 22, 2019 at 10:31 pm

    As a resident of Stoneham Ma I can tell you Josh’ mother and father are both alcoholics who would sometimes sit on the front stairs and pass out
    Once the old man passed out in a 7 11 and Shit and pissed himself
    The old dot head that owned the place had to drag him outside
    Just awful

    • Crystal Laviolette
      Gleeful Me
      October 23, 2019 at 1:01 am

      Love your stories Russmo!! Keep em coming!!

  • DicknVulva
    October 22, 2019 at 10:14 pm

    I wonder how much money Bitch Tits makes off his little YouTube channel for pulling all this public nuisance crap.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      October 23, 2019 at 2:59 am

      I’m going to go ahead and guess about 8 dollars…..

  • Philip Landry
    Squidward tenticles
    October 22, 2019 at 9:46 pm

    What a total waste of everyone’s time. If that policeman gets anything but a slap on the wrist then this city may be unrecoverable. I know the city council has more important things to do besides listen to those two b.s. generators.

  • The only good thing
    October 22, 2019 at 9:43 pm

    I see the Puma shirt finally got the day off, so that’s good.

    Keep exposing them, good job TB.

  • Jeff J
    It's Time
    October 22, 2019 at 9:33 pm

    PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, someone blacken both his eyes!!

  • Jeff J
    Mission Fail
    October 22, 2019 at 9:31 pm

    “We spoke to the guy ‘running’ for city council, he was disgusted…..”
    First of all, you might as well have talked to the guy sweeping the floors because he has as good a chance of being elected as whatever the fuck his name was…..which is zero. Secondly, the guy only humored you and pretended to listen because he probably thought you were a registered Worcester voter.
    In other words, BFD!!
    Side note– If I had breasts that big as a man, I would feel so embarrassed, I wouldn’t leave my house.

  • Worcester Medical Board
    October 22, 2019 at 9:22 pm

    This kid is a cancer

  • Judge dread
    October 22, 2019 at 9:16 pm

    I like the photo where he is talking about whatever sovereign citizen bullshit this auditing is all about, cuz let’s face it people like josh are totally sovereign citizen types.

    The officers are just like yah whatever. It’s like yah I’m 7 hours into my shift, shut the fuck up so I don’t have to arrest you and file more paperwork you fucking faggot.

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