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Bleached Banana Clam Running GoFundMe Scam For Missing Mother Jennifer Dulos Called Me, Says She’s Using Money To Build A Memorial Now, Filing Lawsuit For Deformation And Sexual Harassment

 

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Earlier today SSTG did a blog on Danielle Daigle (turtle name = Bleached Banana Clam), the chick who started a GoFundMe for missing New Canaan mother of 5 Jennifer Dulos, and claimed that it was her 7 year old son’s idea, and sought out the media in order to elicit more donations. Since the Dulos family is very wealthy they made it known that they did not want the child’s alleged Disneyland money, but the banana clam kept the GFM going anyway.

Well, around 9:30 tonight I got a call from a restricted number, and when I get a call from a restricted number it’s almost always some douchebag who SSTG or Bristol or NSTB roasted in a blog. Thanks ladies!

Anyway, I told her I’d be recording if she’d like to continue, and she did, so this is all on the up and up. At the end of the call some random guy, who I assume is the proverbial banana in her clam, jumped on as well. He informed me that they were recording the entire time too. So…..checkmate. Listen:

Just to review:

  • When she called up she thought it was the phone number for my wife, and she wanted to lecture her about what her husband does for a living. This is why I was in Mrs. Doubtfire mode the whole time.
  • She says she got numerous text messages from my cell phone number. No clue if that’s true, as it wouldn’t surprise me if someone used some sort of scrambler to make it seem that way. Not sure if that’s a thing, but nothing surprises me anymore. Either way, it wasn’t me.
  • She says she likes the names banana clam and crotch fruits, said that “banana clam” turns her on, and kind of kissed my ass for a little bit, likely because she had ulterior motives.
  • She claims she didn’t have to get consent from the family they were raising money from, or to even contact them at all.
  • When asked if she was returning the GFM money she said that she’d be using the money to start a memorial, or perhaps or a bridge or a street, and has gotten the green light from an unnamed family member whose name she would not disclose.
  • She said she’d be suing me for defamation, and disputed that it was in fact deformation. She told me that if we kept doing what we were doing that we would be suffering from deformation. Ouch!!
  • She said 95% of the blog was incorrect, but couldn’t name a single thing that was wrong.
  • She said she doesn’t know what scissoring is. Any volunteers wanna show her?
  • At the 12:00 mark the guy came on the phone. He did the usual and started ranting about me sexually harassing students, which clearly changed her tone as well to a much more confrontational attitude.
  • He said that Turtleboy is now “under review and will be taken down.”
  • He said that all of this has been recorded and my sexual harassment is on record and will be reviewed in court.
  • They’re filing for defamation and having me arrested for sexual harassment, and that I’ll be in jail shortly.

 

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22 Comment(s)
  • Your Mom
    June 18, 2019 at 1:06 pm

    How you listen to a child molester is mind blowing, and all the 40 year olds living out of there parents basement clearly have no lives, and you feed into this freak who sits on a computer after getting fired from his job for sexually abusing a STUDENT! This could have been your kids! And he has the audacity to talk about others and lying about his own. Good for that child for doing such a great thing and you all will look like fools when a memorial is actually completed. Idiots.

    • Furious Styles
      June 18, 2019 at 2:59 pm

      A good 7 year old helps their friend when they fall down or asks their classmate if they are ok when they look sad. 7 year olds may talk about giving their savings to a bird with a broken wing.

      But no 7 year old is watching the news and saying, “oh shit. There are 5 kids without their mom. Since I love my mom so much and could not think of being without her, I will donate my Disney savings to help find her or bring her killer to justice. And since we need to give the money, we have to move it from my account. Go Fund Me Is perfect for that mommy”.

      Are you fucking kidding me? Mom did this to hear how awesome of a mom she is and how her son is so thoughtful. Blah blah blah. Feeding that ego. Then, the dollar signs.

      He’s 7. What are you going to tell him? Oh, those 5 kids father got a new slam pig so they chopped the mom into little pieces so she will never be found? But thanks for the donation little Johnny.

      Have him keep watching the news, he can aim his sights on the next mom that this happens to and he can donate again. And again. And again.

      Or, let him be 7 and watch Paw Patrol or something.

    • That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
      June 18, 2019 at 3:21 pm

      aaargh, me believes this dullard has gotten into me rum

    • Cute Chick
      June 18, 2019 at 6:05 pm

      Hey Mom – Fuck you. You would NOT LISTEN to me about the shit your brother Louie did to me…
      Just. Fuck. You.

  • Total Mayhem
    June 18, 2019 at 12:54 pm

    So she recorded your phone call without telling you up front?

    Isn’t that illegal????

  • It moved.
    June 18, 2019 at 10:21 am

    Is it just me or is TB really good at the girl voice. Hmmmm.

  • Jay
    June 18, 2019 at 6:45 am

    It amazes me that people think police get involved in civil issues. That’s not how it works…….. Not how any of it works

  • ncfoothillbilly
    June 18, 2019 at 6:03 am

    The deformation is her face. This ‘lawsuit’ is silly on its ‘face’.

  • Well, No Shit
    June 18, 2019 at 5:50 am

    It seems like none of these folks realize that Turtle Boy infamy is fleeting.

    Sure, they’ll be ridiculed and talked about for a week or two, but then they usually just fade away when the next group of maroons rear their heads.

    Wait it out, folks. The more you thrash and struggle, the longer you stay in the spotlight. Threatening bogus lawsuits that you can’t afford to pursue only makes it worse for you.

  • You mon
    June 18, 2019 at 5:32 am

    Really seems like you went too far and you are reaching on this on this one. Probably was her child’s idea. When I was 7 I had plenty of ideas as legit as this. The are people who want to do good in this world. TvBS really lowered themselves with this.

    • Cheryl
      June 18, 2019 at 6:45 pm

      She has no child. That’s Heidi the dog killer. The Fairfield 5. Look her up

  • Torah! Torah! Torah!
    June 18, 2019 at 4:54 am

    And the hole gets deeper and deeper. Pretty soon she will have it 6 feet deep. Lie after lie, it’s outta control. BTW… Would not! Not even wasted. That chin thing is disgusting.

  • BabsJohnston
    June 18, 2019 at 1:01 am

    So who is that in the picture if it isn’t her? It looks like my cousin.

  • Brock Turner
    June 18, 2019 at 12:49 am

    Eww gross. I would probably just let that bitch be if she was passed out in my vicinity.

  • Y
    June 17, 2019 at 11:56 pm

    Oooohhhhh, Haha Haha.
    Must research the butt nut boyfriend and expose him!

  • Chuck
    June 17, 2019 at 11:47 pm

    Scary to say the least.

  • 1st Time Ratchet
    June 17, 2019 at 11:47 pm

    Unc you sounded like friggin CeCe, I don’t know how she didn’t catch that one. The best part was her not on the “inside” about deformation. Oooh……ooooh….too funny.

  • Furious Styles
    June 17, 2019 at 11:46 pm

    She originally said she hasn’t looked the way she does in the pictures you posted in 10 years before saying that it was not even her in those pictures.

    Why do bad liars continue to lie?

    She said her kids money would have to be moved into a different account to be dispersed. It is amazing that her 7 year old told her the best way to do it was to start a Go Fund Me. Seems reasonable a 7 year old would not only know what a GFM was but would suggest it as a means to place their money they are about to give away.

    is the woman confirmed dead yet? I was under the impression she was “missing”. The reward money is now for a memorial for a woman that we aren’t sure is dead. I’m sure the family would love that!

  • I’d bang her
    June 17, 2019 at 11:27 pm

    Her man sounds like he’s had his butt pounded by big dongs. A lot.

  • Kunt
    June 17, 2019 at 11:12 pm

    Kunts Kunts everywhere…Is that herpes on her lower lip?

  • Oh Dear!
    June 17, 2019 at 11:08 pm

    Oooh that’s interesting. Ohh ooooh

  • Oh dear
    June 17, 2019 at 10:57 pm

    DEFORMICATE!

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