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Bootleg Wilford Brimley Called Out For Calling Woman Retard Because He’s The Chairman For Billerica Commission On Disability 

 

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17 Comment(s)
  • Diabeetus
    August 7, 2021 at 7:18 pm

    Sow your wild retarded oats.

  • Mr Magoo
    Hitlers Cum Fupa Holocaust
    August 4, 2021 at 3:43 pm

    Bow too my white power. Line up for your shower in a orderly fashion.

  • randiguy2006
    How was the golf event?
    August 4, 2021 at 3:27 pm

    anyone?

  • Observer
    August 4, 2021 at 3:17 pm

    My two cents.

    Anyone nowadays who calls someone else a Retard must be Retarded themselves

  • Alexander Rich-Shea
    Alexander Rich-Shea
    August 4, 2021 at 3:02 pm

    There were not that many Jew jokes before Turtlebro called them out specifically. Way more racist and sexist stuff. He really made it worse by singling out holocaust jokes.

    As a gay Jew, I enjoyed the gay jokes more, especially the really violent hateful ones.

    • george costanza
      the angry taint
      August 4, 2021 at 3:50 pm

      Well, see if this one makes you chuckle. How was copper wire invented? 2 J3ws found the same penny.

      • Alexander Rich-Shea
        Alexander Rich-Shea
        August 4, 2021 at 3:59 pm

        That is very funny

  • Maggie Hassan's Retarded Child
    August 4, 2021 at 2:08 pm

    That’s Retahdid!!

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 4, 2021 at 1:53 pm

    Call Liberty Mutual for all of your diabetic testing supplies!

  • Professor Griff
    August 4, 2021 at 1:52 pm

    You can be retarded, even if you’re talking to the head of the council for disabled peoples. I’m sure he’s an expert in retards and mental illness. Just call a spade a spade.

    • juror seven esq.
      August 4, 2021 at 6:59 pm

      A spade is not a spade, it’s a fucking shovel.

  • Orion
    August 4, 2021 at 1:44 pm

    My dick shake brings all the boys to the yard
    And they’re like, it’s better than yours
    Damn right, it’s better than yours
    I can teach you, but I have to charge

  • Cum and Fupas
    August 4, 2021 at 1:31 pm

    Any chance he came on his fupa while scream typing RETARD!!!!

    • Kathy Najimy
      August 4, 2021 at 1:33 pm

      I let guys cum on my fupa whenever possible.

  • J£WS DR!NK THE BLOOD OF WHITE CHILDREN
    August 4, 2021 at 1:03 pm

    In case you haven’t figured it out yet, the JOOS are why you’re blacklisted by Google AdSense.

    (((Stephen Trykowski)))

    Four articles in a row about JOOS. Tell me you’re a David Duke fan, without telling me you’re a David Duke fan.

    • What about the time...
      August 4, 2021 at 2:44 pm

      …me, Ben, Isaac and Jacob took turns stuffing you into your locker everyday in HS? Good times!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Matt Damon
    August 4, 2021 at 12:59 pm

    Faggot.

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