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Bootleg Winnie Cooper Goes Full Bristol Blarney On UNH Frat, Makes Up Fake Toxicology Report To Frame Frat Boy For Slipping A Zanny Bar In Her Drink

 

Remember when we were supposed to automatically #BelieveWomen? This is why that will go down in history as the dumbest slogan along with “Boston Strong,” and “We’re all in this together.”

Union LeaderA Manchester woman has been arrested for filing a false report to law enforcement after she claimed she was drugged during an off-campus fraternity event at the University of New Hampshire. Olivia LeClerc, 20, was arrested at the Durham Police Department on Thursday. She is scheduled to be arraigned on May 13, according to an arrest log. LeClerc is accused of presenting police with a drug test which showed she had benzodiazepines (Xanax) in her system after a social at Kappa Sigma the last week of February. Later, she recanted her story, police said, admitting that she had forged the document.

Durham Deputy Police Chief Rene Kelley said police found no evidence that would suggest anyone at the Kappa Sigma social drank a common-source beverage spiked with Xanax. Kelley said on Monday police put valuable resources into investigating the claim. 

“We put a lot of time and effort into this case which took my officers and detectives away from other cases that they were working on. To put forth the effort we did only to find that this never happened is troubling,” Kelley said.

Kappa Sigma was placed on suspension by the chapter’s national organization and the Interfraternity Council pending an investigation at the beginning of March. UNH spokesperson Erika Mantz said on Monday that the university still has an active investigation underway to determine the facts of the case.

What kind of bootleg story is this? It’s a date rape story except without the date rape. You’re telling me the frat boys drugged her but then forgot to have their way with her? How did this not reek of bullshit from the beginning?

She learned from the best.

Not to go off on a tangent, but are there people still pretending to believe Christine Blasey Ford didn’t make that entire thing up as a stunt to keep Brett Kavanaugh off the Supreme Court in the hopes the democrats would take the senate 5 weeks later? Remember what a circus that was? Remember when we were told that we had to believe all women? That a man who was “credibly accused” by a woman, who there was no evidence he had ever meet, who all of her witnesses denied her story, who lied about why she had a second door installed in her home, who didn’t tell anyone about what happened until he conveniently was about to make it onto the Supreme Court, could be denied a seat on the Supreme Court because he couldn’t prove a negative.

I could respect the people who pretended to believe her a lot more if they just came out and admitted they were doing it because they didn’t want a Trump appointee on the court, or they wanted revenge for Merrick Garland. But instead we were told to #BelieveWomen, so we got this.

Meanwhile, you might not have heard the news but some woman named Tara Reade is accusing Creepy Joe Biden of raping her. Joe Biden is running for President, which is actually more important than being 1 of 9 justices on SCOTUS. And this time there’s actually proof that the two of them were in the same room at the same time. Same newspaper:

Yea, there’s no pattern of sexual misconduct as long as you look past all the groping and unwanted touching that occurs literally every time he makes contact with a female and there’s a camera around.

Anyway, no one ever “believed women.” That was all a lie. Deep down inside we know that women are just as capable of lying as men, and if you fuck with the wrong one they will ruin your life and think nothing of it. Certain people believed Christine Ford because they wanted to own Trump, and they call Tara Reade a Russian asset because they wanna own Trump again. Everything they do revolves around owning Trump.

People who make up fake allegations should get double the punishment as what the perpetrator would’ve gotten. The burden of proof is no longer on the accuser now, which is why the frat was suspended until they could prove they were innocent. And somehow they’re still under investigation even though this bootleg Winnie Cooper admitted she made it all up.

I learned a lot from the Bristol Blarney ordeal when she made up several allegations about me, and even went so far as to hack into my Facebook account to post a threatening comment towards herself in an attempt to frame me. Mostly what I learned is that if you fuck with a crazy bitch there is no level of crazy they can’t get to. It’s like finding that vine in Mario 1. That’s the kind of Bristol-esque dedication this skag had. She wrote her own God damn toxicology report. Almost as crazy as writing a fraudulent federal copyright complaint and submitting it to YouTube.

Should’ve realized it was a lie right from the beginning. After all, who would ever waste a roofey on this?

That’s what Busch Light is for.

Crazy bitches do shit like this because they know there’s never a punishment for doing it. The Duke Lacrosse story was 15 years ago and the lying stripper and corrupt DA completely got away with ruining their lives with fake rape allegations. They can fuck with people who they feel did them wrong, and there’s no consequences for it. Because they know there will be idiots like this.

Girl, I stopped taking you seriously the moment I saw you use the term “cyber bullying.” Then I realized your name was Madison so I should’ve assumed you were going to say something dumb in white girl voice like that. Yea, I’m imagining if this was my daughter right now. I would so ashamed and embarrassed that the LAST place I’d be is the comments section of Manchester Information Facebook page. She didn’t “make a mistake” and she absolutely deserves to be “bullied” for it. I think the part I miss the least about college was pretending to be interested in anything that chicks like this had to say because I knew there was a 1% chance she’d just broken up with her boyfriend and was willing to settle for a rebound.

Then there was this.

“This article is very one sided.”

Well, the thing about that is there’s only one side. She made it all up and has admitted it. The end. Now please go back to sitting on your thrown as Miss Mediocre Manchester.

And finally the dumbest of them all.

So many strong points being made:

  • We should forgive her because no one got hurt (except for the frat that got shut down)
  • She’s basically a teenager
  • Maybe it did happen, even though she’s confessed that it didn’t
  • She should be commended because she could’ve gotten away with it but came clean when the cops realized the toxicology report was fake
  • She was drunk days after the incident when she published a a fake toxicology report
  • Only God can judge (probably)

At the very least bootleg Winnie Coope should be kicked out of school. That’s what would’ve happened to the frat boys if they drugged her. But realistically she should be charged and brought to court so that this stays on her record.

P.S. If anyone in that frat wants to reach out to tell me what it was like after their chapter was suspended you can reach me at turtleboysports@gmail.com.

 

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56 Comment(s)
  • Yes please
    April 17, 2020 at 1:27 am

    I wish someone would slip me a few Xanax right about now.

  • Wun Hung Lo
    April 15, 2020 at 9:29 pm

    I’d chuck it up her Winnie Pooper, amirite?

  • Southie changed I didnt
    April 15, 2020 at 5:25 pm

    I used to dismiss these little cunts thinking they would just disappear into the Target/ Walmart cashier world wasteland but the reality is this is how these fucking Bitches build their resumes to get high paying Jobs at “Liberal DC Thinktanks, Non Profit Organizations specializing in fairness to Women, blah blah” spending all day blasting hard working stiffs on Social Media

    • .
      April 21, 2020 at 1:37 pm

      This cunt is a business major — she’ll wind up as one of the cunts in HR somewhere….

  • Sorry not sorry
    April 15, 2020 at 3:56 pm

    Huh. That “drunken youthful indiscretion” plea never held water for so many males out there, why should it for her? Hashtag youngwomenarecunts.

  • Cheddah
    April 15, 2020 at 2:54 pm

    Winnie Cooper was the main reason I tuned into that show back in the day.. Shame on you Olivia for trying to imitate one of the Great Ones, you suck..

    • Paul Pffeifer
      April 15, 2020 at 4:13 pm

      Hundreds of dirty fan letters you sent to me says you’re full of shit

  • Uncle kraft
    April 15, 2020 at 11:29 am

    25 years ago she was a hot 8 year old. Oh well can’t win them all plus I like a little slant in the eye.

  • True Reality Speaks
    True Reality
    April 15, 2020 at 10:59 am

    In a way I almost feel bad for her. Her actions are just another symptom of what our society has become. A young, dumbed down, indoctrinated attention seeker looking to document a fake #metoo moment for possible future opportunity. Kids these age are naturally narcissistic, have never had any consequences for their actions or behavior, and see cunts like Blasie Ford and Jussie Smollett become famous and get put on a pedestal while they are nothing more than despicable, immoral scammers that think nothing of literally destroying innocent people. They see the media lie every day about Trump or anyone that dares to question any of the propaganda they constantly inundate us with. NEVER any consequences.

    These types are subverting our once decent society and country. 1984 is here – now. Using this virus to crash the entire world’s economies – the Left finally has its victory. We’re fucked.

  • randiguy2006
    Ok
    April 15, 2020 at 10:23 am

    So it’s all fake.

    Except for Biden

    Got it.

    • JoeMomma
      April 15, 2020 at 6:12 pm

      Quid Pro Joe is not fake. He is a real criminal.

  • Independent Thinker
    April 15, 2020 at 9:46 am

    When you make these kinds of accusations when they are not true, countless lives end up being ruined. Remember, when you ruin someone’s life, they may just snap and come after you.

  • False Accusations
    April 15, 2020 at 9:35 am

  • Philip Landry
    Al Gore's global warming proof
    April 15, 2020 at 9:32 am

    First-off…Global warming caused this. Also she should be expelled AND pay back estimated costs for police efforts under false pretense…OR serve appropriate time in local jail. Immature Bi+#$# !

  • Name withheld to protect the innocent
    April 15, 2020 at 9:26 am

    Such a shame, Olivia has such a killer smile. If her mom had done right by her, she’d have learned about the value of exercise and eating right. That “freshman fifteen” didn’t work out. But some moms hate when their daughters have them beat, and sabotage the daughter physically and psychologically.

    In my fraternity, a fat girl came to the house, and wanted to bang a bunch of guys. She left her purse on the couch, so of course we looked there for cash and drugs. We found her diary. She wrote that she was pregnant and did not know the father. It then contained names and physical descriptions fraternity brothers at other houses. It described size of the package, and everything you’d need to say “this was the guy” in pre-DNA test days. She was going to see what the baby looked like and pick a dad from the book.

    We kicked her out, and then passed the book around fraternity brother circles on campus.

    There is no telling the “reasons” or how messed up a girl can get, and how willing she will be to destroy the men around her. The good looking girls can get even worse.

  • richyrich
    April 15, 2020 at 8:17 am

    Most frat guys, in my experience, are entitled fucking assholes that come from fairly well-off families, and figure they are gonna cruise through life easily. Sounds like a sterotype, but it’s true. This shit with date rape drugs happens a lot more frequently than you might think at those parties. Trust me, you would not want your daughter going to one of them. Why this woman decided to concoct this story is beyond me, but it does a grave disservice to those that are actual victims. TB never reports on them, just the fakers, which gives the impression that a lot of them are fakers.

    • WeRFucked
      April 15, 2020 at 9:14 am

      You’re saying it’s all true just not in THIS case where it is all made up and the criminal filed a false police report to destroy other people’s lives and now she has been criminally charged for her crime. But other than those little details the story is all true. Let’s hope you are never in charge of any other persons or animals well being or on a jury deciding another humans fate.

  • Ryan
    April 15, 2020 at 6:46 am

    “Sitting on her thrown.”
    Love you Turtle boy but c’mon man hahaha

  • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
    Luke Fondleberg
    April 15, 2020 at 5:19 am

    The Wonder Years is an American coming-of-age comedy-drama television series created by Neal Marlens and Carol Black. It ran on ABC from March 15, 1988 until May 12, 1993.

    (You’re welcome, millennials.)

  • Fat chicks need loving too
    April 15, 2020 at 5:10 am

    The classic case of a girl who is having a hard time dealing with the fact that she is indeed a slut . She more likely that not got drunk and pulled a Lewinsky and now is trying to blame her actions on a spiked drink . She is a bit thick , but she is also Emotionally vulnerable . She could easily be manipulated and fall in love with the wrong person . She’s cute and will have a college degree , good child bearing hips , just keep her away from the brothers and Rico Swave’s and she will be a good wife someday . Being a slut doesn’t make her a bad girl .

    • she has that psycho vibe
      April 15, 2020 at 9:18 am

      Or nobody was interested in her and she concocted a story to make herself the center of attention.

  • Dr. Yamak, Government Scientist
    April 14, 2020 at 11:53 pm

    Why does no one take me seriously when I say I prove that women have brain the size of squirrel?

    • Said Every Bitch
      April 15, 2020 at 4:00 am

      Must be all those lovely ladies with an extra chromosome that find you so irresistible.

  • Pro Rape
    April 14, 2020 at 11:52 pm

    Should’ve raped the life out of her.

    • Guinea Geisha
      April 15, 2020 at 4:34 am

      If you wanna rape a deaf chick and get away with it… break her fingers afterwards. She won’t tell a soul.

  • Silencio Dogood
    April 14, 2020 at 11:04 pm

    believe all (D)women.

  • Consistency
    April 14, 2020 at 9:56 pm

    “Then I realized your name was Madison so I should’ve assumed you were going to say something dumb….”

    Does that apply to Madison from Leominster? And her actions to humiliate and shame the young men there?

  • Alex Reamer the fag
    April 14, 2020 at 9:51 pm

    I’d like to drop my balls into her mouth

  • Hugh Mungous
    April 14, 2020 at 9:41 pm

    CUNT

    … Thats all I got

  • Ching Chong
    April 14, 2020 at 9:01 pm

    Its gotta be tough being a straight college aged male that doesn’t buy into the leftist agenda in todays world. No matter your race, you are subject to being called a racist and misogynist if you believe people born with vaginas are women and people born with a penis are men and believe that illegal aliens should be deported.Couple that with being a normal male is considered “toxic masculinity” and if you make a move on a woman it is considered molestation, sexual assault, rape, etc. However if you live in suffolk county or nyc and commit a crime (props if you are the right minority or illegal) you might get arrested but will be released immediately and suffer no consequences. Strange world we are living in these days. Pretty happy i live in a state with a high barrier to entry (property taxes) and practically zero public transportation.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Nancy Pelosi is a rotten , malicious cunt !
    April 14, 2020 at 8:56 pm

    # I WOULDN’T ON A DARE

  • Bill Realist
    April 14, 2020 at 8:09 pm

    I would do it……but only from behind…..and only up the ass. As long as she don’t talk or look at me we got a deal.

    • Bill Realist
      April 14, 2020 at 8:12 pm

      Plus I would make her put those glasses on her back so I could bust a nut on them without looking at her face.

  • Chester Joe Biden
    April 14, 2020 at 7:47 pm

    • He’s a Raper
      April 15, 2020 at 9:18 am

      That mutherfucker is creepy as fuck. Those little girls probably need therapy after being groped by that weasel. Anyone that votes for this guy is a fucking retard.

  • j_munyon
    Sad Daze
    April 14, 2020 at 7:40 pm

    A false rape accusation can stick with a guy for life. I couldn’t imagine how you would feel being accused of rape knowing fully that you didn’t even have sex with the accuser. That could drive a guy to suicide. Especially these days with so many actual rapes being reported. That’s pretty fucked up. All because this chick couldn’t get any dick or because she smells bad down there and the frat boys were teasing her about pungent aroma. She looks like she’s got a few sexually repulsive issues.

  • I can’t think of anything clever
    April 14, 2020 at 7:12 pm

    Bootleg Winnie Cooper. Haaaa. There was definitely too much room in Kevin Arnold’s pants though. This is so dumb. Sounds like every weekend when I was in college which is now a University. Regrets, of course…rape, nah. I drank the booze, smoked the weed and listened to the terribly written song being sung which was accompanied by of course…the acoustic guitar. This was 20 years ago. Waaah. I’m old.

    • Suck this me too
      April 14, 2020 at 9:16 pm

      I had a similar college experience at a college now university about 20 years ago too. Remember fondly of going for the triple play most weekends….hook up with a different girl Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights while getting shitfaced and stoned. The girls back then were down with it, none of this me too bullshit. Damn we are getting old!

  • Eric Wunschel
    Justsomeass
    April 14, 2020 at 7:11 pm

    She should face serious jail time. She tried to ruin the lives of innocent people.

  • Fatal Attraction
    April 14, 2020 at 7:11 pm

    This psycho bitch is a bunny boiler

  • Paula Reid
    April 14, 2020 at 7:05 pm

    I believe her and its horrible what happened to her at Trumps coronavirus conference.

  • Gropey B.
    April 14, 2020 at 6:48 pm

    Nothing wrong with a little unwanted touching kissing and groping. Just dont say grab em by the pussy but actually grab their pussy. Notice how quickly my unwanted touching groping and kissing case got swept under the rug. No Boston Globe follow up. Its nice when charlie parker can help you.

  • Shameless Fake News Boston Globe
    April 14, 2020 at 6:37 pm

    The filthy boston glibe ran a story today titled are only democrats investigated for sexual assault.
    This while the nont so prestigious NYT brushed Bidens sexual assault under the rug.
    The glibe who pressed julie sweatdicks story with her creepy felin porn lawyer avanetti.
    Then the kavanaugh lynching and the globe has the audacity to title a story like that.

  • She's a douche.com
    April 14, 2020 at 6:24 pm

    That’s one creepy looking chick. They’d have to give me a Roofie to fuck her

  • Captain Trips
    Ted Bundy
    April 14, 2020 at 5:59 pm

    Was going to warm up the VW Bug for a swing by her Sorority. She’s got the brunette hair parted in the middle that I like but the rest, Nahh, not worthy of my tire iron.

    I’ll put my fake arm cast back on the shelf. There’ll be another day…..

    • Ted Bundys VW
      April 15, 2020 at 2:33 am

      I got this

    • Keep up the Bundy shit and they will trace your email .
      April 15, 2020 at 5:23 am

      The Ted Bundy thing is getting old . Even joking about serial killers is pretty fucked . Bundy was a sick son of a bitch who hopefully is rotting in hell.

      • Sam Little
        April 15, 2020 at 1:53 pm

        You seem tense. Let me massage your neck

      • Charles Manson
        April 15, 2020 at 3:08 pm

        Dont get your panties in a knot.

      • Hello Sir.....
        April 19, 2020 at 10:06 am

        For what reason?

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Quint
    April 14, 2020 at 5:55 pm

    Richard Dreyfuss called and said he wants his prop glasses from ‘Jaws’ back!

  • G Ber
    Bruce F Lee
    April 14, 2020 at 5:53 pm

    I’ve never seen a sexy Asian woman in Sutton

  • Kevin Arnold
    April 14, 2020 at 5:45 pm

    She swallowed on the first date

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    April 14, 2020 at 5:26 pm

    If sasquatch had a sister.

  • Daniel Sullivan
    Sprinkle Pig
    April 14, 2020 at 5:20 pm

    You’re 100% right we have reached the Christine Ford generation. They know they can lie and get away with it and nothing will happen to them even if they caught red-handed literally nothing bad happens to them so it’s a win win no matter what. Especially when you have people believing that something happened even after the girl said it was made up an ally she still had people saying it could have happened. Fucking lunatic’s thank God for you exposing all of them fuck them all!!!!!

  • hartf811
    Father Dimmock
    April 14, 2020 at 5:17 pm

    College chicks are cancer.
    Get them drunk enough so that you can screw them standing up from behind and get away long before they can focus on your face.
    College used to be where chicks targeted husbands. Now in the Kardashian era they want to be treated like whores right up to the point where they think there is a larger game in play. Not dealing with lots of logic here. If you are the chick that got roofied, better paint the red “L” on your forehead before you walk into a campus party or bar. Guys like me are looking for cheap dates.

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