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Boston Globe Photographer Scott Eisen Makes Up Obvious Lie About Trump Supporter Punching Him, Immediately Meets Karma When His House Burns Down

 

Meet Boston Globe photographer Scott Eisen.

He’s a bad ass with a bootleg Zack Morris haircut.

After the Bruins Game 7 loss in the Stanley Cup Finals he took to Instagram to let the world know he was just assaulted……by a Trump supporter!!

Thoughts and prayers!! #Freepress #assaultonmedia

We’re seriously still doing this? It’s like Jussie Smollett literally never happened. These people keep doing the same gag over and over again and because they know that truth, reality, and logic aren’t necessary when you bring the “orange man bad” into the mix. All you have to do is say that a Trump supporter assaulted you and the mob will instinctively come to your defense.

The idea that some random dude just ran up to some random photographer covering a hockey game (not a political rally), punched him in the face and yelled “fake news Trump 2020,” isn’t even remotely believable. Of course he added in that he fought back, because he’s an angry journalist who isn’t gonna stop fighting the forces of Trump’s fascist America who want to silence him. Scott Eisen cannot be contained, and neither can his zoom lens.

This is the Kevin Cullen effect. He still has his job at the Globe despite being caught several times lying about being at the Boston Marathon bombing. Because of that people like Eisen get the message that it’s OK to make shit up, and insert yourself into a story because it gets you attention and clicks. And just like Cullen, Eisen is a man of the streets. He don’t take no crap from nobody and he fights back against these stooges!

This is the look that “journalists” are going for these days. They want to make the public think that Trump has started some war on them because he’s pointed out that they often lie or bend the truth to fit their agenda. They want to make you believe that they’re basically soldiers on a battle field, defending the First Amendment from Nazis who want to hide the truth. And General Jim Acosta is their chosen leader.

He also posted about it on Twitter, but he forgot to include the part where the guy yelled “Trump 2020.”

And as usual, the blue checkmark media blindly believed him instead of immediately questioning his story.

No one was around to see it? What a coincidence.

And just to be clear, he is in fact a bad ass.

https://twitter.com/scotteisenphoto/status/1139352974743035905

That’s one photojournalist you don’t mess with.

The next day he realized he’d forgot to include the most important part that could get his story to go viral – the Trump factor. So he did another tweet.

Oops!! This definitely makes it more believable. Definitely.

The funny part is that for the most part hardly anyone believes this story anymore, even liberals who would be looking for something to blame on Trump. The responses from the general public are hilarious.

The sad part is that the general public is a million times smarter and more skeptical than the media itself. Everyone knew this was bullshit, yet the blue checkmarks like NBC’s Ally Donnelly fell for it hook, line, and sinker.

And that right there ladies and gentlemen, is why no one trusts the media. These are the people we’re supposed to trust to wade through the bullshit and report relevant facts and information to us. All they do is repeat the same lies, pretend that it’s truth, and refuse to question anything. But please, tell me more about how Trump is the reason no one trusts the MSM anymore, or how they’re NOT the enemy of the people.

Oh, and she’s not just a reporter either – she’s an “investigative reporter.”

Ain’t nothing getting by them!

Can’t make this stuff up. She’s also a mother, and if she’s this gullible with her crotch fruits then they’re gonna be able to basically do whatever they want once they’re teenagers. Does this look like a woman who would fall for the ol’ “I was just at the keg party to pick up my friend because she was too drunk to drive” routine?

Nope.

Now I’m not the kind of guy who laughs at someone else’s misfortune, but two days later Scott Eisen posted this:

I’m not saying that’s Karma, I just can’t figure out a better way to finish this sentence.

I know if my house burnt down the first thing I’d do is go on Twitter and blame the “trolls” for laughing at this unfortunate event, because they justifiably didn’t believe my lie from the previous day. Everyone who doesn’t believe an employee of the Globe is a troll.

Don’t worry though, he was still a bad ass throughout the tragedy.

“Being the newsman I am, had to still document this tragedy.”

Funny he couldn’t get a picture of the guy he fought back against running away though.

 

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67 Comment(s)
  • Nadia Yenraek
    Nadia Yenraek
    June 19, 2019 at 7:24 am

    Has anyone started a pool as to what turtle-rider set the fire?

  • Walter "PeeWee" Bird
    June 19, 2019 at 4:25 am

    I would say he made a pass at a straight guy and that guy threw him into to bushes.

  • Wwy
    June 19, 2019 at 12:56 am

    Never listen to jew news in America. CNN,nbc,Fox,abc,cbs,and pbs are all owned kikes fake Jew news. Trump just cant take Netanyahu’s dick outta his mouth. Ovens are the answer.

    • Herschel
      June 19, 2019 at 8:32 am

      You’re pro-Palestine. We get it.

    • Ilhan Omar's Brother Husband
      June 19, 2019 at 10:01 am

      I approve of this message. Death to Israel.

      • bigdaddy
        bigdaddy
        June 19, 2019 at 10:49 am

        Off topic but if you get divorced are you still brother and sister ?

  • Tom Blackburn
    June 18, 2019 at 10:55 pm

    The press is the enemy of the people.

  • Jalapeno Face
    June 18, 2019 at 9:41 pm

    They told me not to punch him and say Trump 2020….but I forgot…

  • Ted Baxter
    June 18, 2019 at 8:42 pm

    He thought that story would light a fire for his career.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    June 18, 2019 at 8:13 pm

    Shouldve blown those Menorah candles out instead of blowing your bf…

  • Greg
    Greg
    June 18, 2019 at 8:03 pm

    Turtleboy is in full Cult45 dindonuffin mode here. I read this, waiting for the part where you provide evidence to back up your allegation that Eisen is lying but you never do. You simply attack the guy because you don’t want to believe that MAGA scumbags are scumbags or that Dear Leader’s irresponsible words are inciting violence. Your motivations are pretty clear when you write “(Trump has) pointed out that they (the media) often lie or bend the truth to fit their agenda”. That’s a bulls—t take and you know it. Trump has called the media the “enemy of the people”. But you won’t acknowledge that because it doesn’t fit your agenda. Ironic ain’t it? You also fail to acknowledge that Trump himself has lied to the American people over 10,000 times since taking office in order to “fit his agenda”. Clearly the guy was assaulted — and I have no reason to believe it was by one of your fellow MAGAts. But instead of showing some sympathy, you not only mock and attack him, you take pleasure in his house burning down.

    • He’s Lying and You’re Stupid
      June 19, 2019 at 1:34 pm

      Oh shut the fuck up Greg
      4 more years assholes

  • z
    June 18, 2019 at 5:07 pm

    I’ve gotten bigger scratches on my face walking into a tree branch because I wasn’t looking where I was going. You go “Oh shit, I’m going to look like shit for a couple of days.”

    Seriously, a twig could do that scratch.

    • Kenneth Foley
      bonedawgtuco
      June 18, 2019 at 6:15 pm

      First rule of Fake News Club:
      You never let a good face owie go to waste without blamin Trump

    • Fred Knessl
      June 18, 2019 at 6:40 pm

      FAKE NEWS
      It could not have been a Trump supporter. Even an 8 months pregnant Mother of Twins.
      His face would have been a bloody pulp.

  • george costanza
    Mice with matches
    June 18, 2019 at 4:49 pm

    our bad, the lights were turned off

  • The Name Game
    June 18, 2019 at 4:47 pm

    Scott Eisen how’re ya doin’? I am so sick of the libtard douchebags who think they look so Toni and chic and hip with their scarves. And the blue scarf, with a SHORT SLEEVED SHIRT, for f*ck’s sake, what are you trying to prove? Shell Shocker, it’s also known as the Brian Williams effect. Dan Blather also guilty of that. I wouldn’t even call him a beta male, I’d go as far as LAMBda… he’s so baaaaaad!

  • Ralph
    June 18, 2019 at 4:41 pm

    I am a television photographer. At sporting events like Patriots games which I cover from time to day one, I am approached by drunken fans who yell stupid shit at me. One time three guys were yelling and one of them said crap like “I bet you voted for Hillary!!” I’ve had people drive by me while I was holding my camera and call me “pathetic excuse for a human” even though they had no idea what I was shooting. I’ve never been punched but I’ve been threatened with being thrown in salt ocean water. I’ve had hands put on my camera. I’ve been called names. So I wouldn’t be so dismissive of this story. By the way, I knew Jussie Smollett was full of shit from the get go. TB your sucking sand lately. I’m honestly thinking of stopping the subsidy I donate.

    • LCOL G.F. Yurselv
      June 18, 2019 at 5:12 pm

      Here’s your Purple Heart for your boo boo feelings, hero.

    • AgingCynic
      June 18, 2019 at 5:14 pm

      Google what those white pro zoom lenses cost. The guy was a Globe employee toting a zoom worth as much as his car but he lived in freakin’ Mattapan?

      • Fred Knessl
        June 18, 2019 at 6:43 pm

        True that. And the $3000 lens didn’t get stolen.
        Fake News

        • z
          June 19, 2019 at 11:46 am

          i’ve got a 10 year old or so Canon EF 70-200mm f/4L USM. Low end of the white ones.
          Adorama $549. I think I paid more 10 years ago.
          DSLRs are a dying product line.

          From the width of the barrel and the black grips, I’m guessing it’s a
          Canon EF 70-200mm f/2.8L USM $1249. If it has ISM $1899
          In this day and age and considering he gets paid for what he does, it has to be ISM.

          It’s when you get a flared end one the price goes through the roof because of the width of the glass and the weight.

    • Harcourt from Alien Nation
      June 18, 2019 at 9:19 pm

      Threatened with being thrown in salt ocean water? That’s some straight narco shit right there. I’d have turned into a recluse after an experience like that! But you persist!

    • News Bitch
      June 19, 2019 at 1:37 pm

      Ralph , I don’t know if you’re aware but you are a tremendous bitch. Go away with your scary war stories. We’re not impressed

    • Kenneth Foley
      Ralph Smollets Mom
      June 19, 2019 at 7:20 pm

      It’s a know fact.
      All Trump supporters HATE television photographers.
      Even if they did actually exist.

      I know . . .
      cuz I just love the Donald.
      Don’t tell Ralphie

  • Provincetown Naked Swim Club
    June 18, 2019 at 4:26 pm

    Looks like Scott got a cut on his cheek from his boyfriend’s Prince Albert.

  • B. Faroney
    June 18, 2019 at 3:41 pm

    Ally has the “Can I speak to the manager” lid and look down pat.

  • Randy Price
    June 18, 2019 at 3:27 pm

    Will work4tips. Ally, I got a nice bulbous tip for you….

  • Mike Barnacle
    June 18, 2019 at 3:17 pm

    A dishonest Globe employee? Say it ain’t so!

  • juror seven esq.
    June 18, 2019 at 3:17 pm

    Real story here is he stumbled while loading all of his gear into the back seat of his leased Prius. That picture with that thing wrapped around his neck is the exact same type of rope that the MAGA hat wearing racist put around Jussie’s neck.

  • Hipsterbeard Beta-Cuckstein
    June 18, 2019 at 2:55 pm

    The year round scarf is a flag for willingness to engage in airplay and autoerotic asphyxiation. The person wearing the scarf is the sub.

  • Bingo Fuel
    June 18, 2019 at 2:36 pm

    Not the Ally I remember from her NECN days…saw right thru BS…

  • Nelson Muntz
    June 18, 2019 at 2:24 pm

    Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!
    This “guy” is so much of a pussy he could not even self inflict a genuine wound. That is the real story here. His next trick is suicide by licking a 9 volt battery.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      June 19, 2019 at 3:40 am

      Or murder by “verbal rape”.

  • Media Whore
    June 18, 2019 at 2:19 pm

    Did the BFD check for arson.
    This guy may have told 2 lies within 24 hours .

  • Charlie Pride Month
    June 18, 2019 at 2:18 pm

    Ally, have you ever heard The Who song, “We Don’t Get Fooled Again?”

    Scott will be fine, I’m sure he can extend his summer cottage in Provincetown past “Bear Week.”

  • Peter Niss
    P. Niss
    June 18, 2019 at 2:12 pm

    I’ll take he burned his own house down for 500 Alex.

  • Ray Torical
    June 18, 2019 at 1:55 pm

    Is this as believable as when i told my friends about that time i got laid while in high school?

  • Julie the Jarhead
    June 18, 2019 at 1:49 pm

    So everyone whose house burns down has done something wrong?

    • Well, No Shit
      June 18, 2019 at 2:15 pm

      Yes, that’s precisely what he’s saying! How very observant you are!

      If that’s what you took away from this story, you should seek professional help.

    • Julie the Juicehead
      June 18, 2019 at 2:32 pm

      Yup. Every single house fire is the direct result of being a douche, Julie. Good thing you usually sleep at whoever dragged you home at last call.

    • Julie Jizzbreath
      June 18, 2019 at 8:29 pm

      Julie you’d probably do a lot better in life if you just kept your mouth shut, cause you’re just plain stupid.

    • Go Away
      June 19, 2019 at 1:43 pm

      Always something insightful from you Julie. Get a real job yet? Or is SJW a full time job?

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Liawatha
    June 18, 2019 at 1:45 pm

    It is so disheartening to hear the great, hard-nosed photojournalist Scott Eisen was beaten by a jackbooted Trump supporter for merely doing his job.

  • Massholio
    June 18, 2019 at 1:19 pm

    Looks like mommy and daddy paid for the house.

  • Brock Turner
    June 18, 2019 at 12:49 pm

    Scott is a bloated beta male. If he were in my frat we would call him Jiggle tits.

  • Frank
    June 18, 2019 at 12:37 pm

    I hate to say it but I truly hate these people. They will lie, cheat, slander, literally destroy people’s lives to push their agenda. Biggest fucking frauds, fuck them.

  • The Common Man
    June 18, 2019 at 12:19 pm

    Lol! This guy is a Kevin Cullen Jr. 8 garentee he loves to watch The Departed, the town and boondock saints. His whole life if trying to become one of the characters in the movie. You know as this guy walks the streets of Boston, he imagines himself as a version of one the characters. Of course ever fake badass is always a pussy so they won’t get into a real scuffle. They make it up instead, just like they do their identity.

  • Christopher Lettiere
    June 18, 2019 at 12:17 pm

    The Ginger Jussie…what a pu$$y.

  • hank
    June 18, 2019 at 12:17 pm

    Fire Bush: Who wore it better? The ginger cunt or his house?

  • Social Scientist
    June 18, 2019 at 12:14 pm

    Wearing scarves when it’s not winter is an indicator of puffery.

  • randiguy2006
    Love. Always?
    June 18, 2019 at 12:06 pm

    Meh.

    Taking pleasure in someone losing their house and belongings? (Not matter if they are a dick or not.)

    Not a good look.

  • Mom’s Basement
    June 18, 2019 at 12:02 pm

    The injury on his face is consistent with what Mr. Happy Cat (I was young when I named him) might do. He’s an outdoor cat so it’s possible. Trump had nothing to do with it.

  • Evil Suit
    June 18, 2019 at 11:54 am

    That’s not karma. I fantasize about my house burning down.

  • John Paulson
    June 18, 2019 at 11:53 am

    If you look he isn’t necessarily a globe employee but a freelancer. He could be working for someone else. For accuracy sake.

    • bigdaddy
      bigdaddy
      June 18, 2019 at 12:48 pm

      We are talking about the Globe here. Accuracy is of no concern to them only ideology. Remember the ends always justify the means

  • Jeff J
    Maybe....
    June 18, 2019 at 11:51 am

    Here’s the inside scoop….this guy’s a giant sad sack. He’s not fooling anyone(well except Donnelly).
    Just like Smollett, 1st the letter didn’t work to get the reaction he wanted, then the attack. This guy goes with the attack 1st……then burns his house down?? He must really be starving for attention.

  • kellyanne conway couch stain
    June 18, 2019 at 11:48 am

    my buddy passed out in the cask one night with about 5 grand worth of camera equipment on him. when he woke up it was gone! it was his fault.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    June 18, 2019 at 11:42 am

    Ha! Instant karma! Of course the fire is just another excuse for this cunt to cry on social media about how tough his life is. Another professional fucking victim.

  • Muggers
    June 18, 2019 at 11:39 am

    Guarantee he got mugged for his cameras by some black dudes, but that would be too racist to report.

    • Greg
      Greg
      June 18, 2019 at 8:08 pm

      And you obviously know racism……

  • hartf811
    Hartford
    June 18, 2019 at 11:36 am

    Is the Boston Globe still in business? I’d ask Mike Barnacle but I wouldn’t believe his answer.

  • Maggie the Cat
    June 18, 2019 at 11:35 am

    Looks like God takes His revenge on those who disrespect Trump and Trump supporters!

    • Greg
      Greg
      June 18, 2019 at 8:10 pm

      LOL! I really hope your mocking Trump supporters here.

      • Gweggy
        June 18, 2019 at 8:34 pm

        we’re mocking people like you Gweg, cause you’re a pillow biter

        • Greg
          Your god sucks cock
          June 18, 2019 at 9:09 pm

          And so do you.

      • Troll Detective
        June 19, 2019 at 1:50 pm

        Joy and Julie the JIzzsock should hook up. She’s a moron and well, so are you

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