This is Anthony Bovenzi, your friendly neighborhood drag queen from Worcester.
Today this Bovine BLT-123 celebrated a huge achievement when he bragged about silencing speech by getting our Twitter account shut down.
Him and homies all celebrated their big accomplishment, including failed Worcester crooner Dale Lepage.
Except there’s just a couple problems.
For starters, the account @Turtleboysports was suspended by Twitter in October of 2017. I wrote about it here. It was our first account and had a decent sized following so I was pissed to lose it. I created several more accounts after that before being permanently banned on my phone and computer in August of 2018.
So what’s he celebrating here? Well, in this blog I bemoaned about how an account existed that looked exactly like @Turtleboysports, and they were writing ridiculous things in order to make Turtleboy look bad.
Seems like a stable guy. Good dude to hitch your wagon to imo pic.twitter.com/19aH6PYyoy
— DJ Bean (@DJ_Bean) August 11, 2017
Try to spot the difference between these:
@Turtleboysports
@TurtIeboysports
They look the same right? Except the first one is turtLeboy and the second one is turtieboy, with a capital i. It’s actually brilliant trolling and was clearly effective since people thought it was us. I really hated that account, wanted it to go away, and tried reporting it to Twitter for impersonating me several times to no avail.
Luckily my favorite drag queen (who I don’t think I’ve even blogged about before) took care of that problem for me.
Look, I don’t know what this dude’s problem is. Maybe it’s because I’m not a fan of grown men who appropriate and mock womanhood by dressing up as what they believe women to be – skanky whores. Maybe it’s because they don’t like the fact that I’m not a fan of them pushing their bizarre hobbies on impressionable children by reading to them in public libraries. But I’m definitely not “anti-gay” or nasty, nor do I slander people. Either way, thanks for getting that taken down Tony and best of luck stopping Trump in November. You’re gonna need it.
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42 Comment(s)
Thanks for that last paragraph Unc. You are absolutely correct. If you want to appropriate women do us a favor and actually TRY to look like a woman. Fucking gowns like your going to the golden globes, a ridiculous amount of make-up and contouring, absurdily long nails, 7″ high heels, or looking like a common street walking whore. These assholes need to pay attention to the common woman. You want to be a drag queen? Throw on a pair of jeans, reasonable heels, a tank top, and normal makeup (less is more you, you look like a fucking clown).
I get it. You were born in the wrong body, you shouldn’t have a dick, you wish you had a nice rack and you are doing it for entertainment purposes. It is a kick to our baby maker that you think that is how women should appear. Put your goddamn bedazzlers down and let the real women shine you loser freaks.
The first, and funniest, thing about this bloated blowhard, is getting all excited about “getting rid of…” TurtLeboy on Twitter and somehow coming out (pun not intended lol) unscathed. Thing looks like a cast cut from The Hunger Games. Nothing but an attention whore. And a baaadly caked one – do yourself a solid and take some hair, clothes and makeup lessons. But don’t wait too long as I hear Barnum and Bailey might be looking for new animals.
Can’t wait for the grease to catch in this dumpster fire lol
Trump/turtleboy 2020
This retard should off himself.
It’s not a coincidence that as this cross dressing issue has arisen that we’re entering a second civil war. Albeit it’s still just a warm war for the moment. This is because the cross dressing issue is one of those issues that’s gone way too far. And there is no compromise.
Either you believe in an obvious falsehood that men and women are not different in anyway or you don’t. This ascertain is wrong, of course, but there is no middle ground here. You can’t say well I’ll meet you in the middle and only half think men and women are exactly the same.
First, you can’t change your sex, period.
Second, the cross dressing issue is based on a set of presuppositions none of which are you likely aware of and, importantly, obliged to accept. For example, the idea of “gender” is one such presupposition. And you do not have to believe it.
Third, the essence of the pro cross dressing agenda is to force you against your will to accept all this nonsense. To say and think only what they tell you. Such as men and women are interchangeable.
Fourth, these people, cross dressers, have a consistent desire to access kids. This is most disturbing. Because they are highly sexualized. I’ve seen footage of grown men in fish net leggings on all fours doing some kind of a dance in front of a 3 yr old girl.
Basically, these people want to show their rectums to your kids.
I only ask why? Why the desire to be sexual around kids?
Answer: because of tolerance and inclusion. This is a perfect example of when an ideology goes off the rails. You see if tolerance and inclusion result in grown men in lingerie doing sex dances in front of young children, getting on all fours, flashing gentles, showing their anuses, then, there is something fundamentally wrong with the idea of compulsive tolerance and inclusion.
Elsewhere “they” are pushing for pedophilia. This should be forcing all of us to conduct a thorough societal catharsis to understand exactly what has led our society to allow for grown men in lingerie to be around our kids. As well as the emerging move to normalize pedophilia. I encourage all of you to start doing exactly this.
Beats what I just woke up next to.
I know what you mean
Wait… you guys woke up?
No traditional T.R. justice for this one. Nope.
Queen needs a good “drag” behind a dirtbike along the power lines. Don’t stop till all of the makeup is scoured away by the gravel and vegetation on the trail.
Gonna be a loooong ride.
Trump 2020, you fucking beast.
This exposé revealing this portly gentleman’s achievement of banishing dear leader from the twitterverse is quite riveting.
I eagerly await the response from the portly dude.
Ze is gorgeous! Wouldn’t you want your little child bouncing on hir lap as she read to hir! Drag Queen Story Hour will be mandated in every school in the Commonwealth, you can’t stop it, so get used to it!
Wonder if he prefers the corn hole or the pie hole?
The sunflower hat photo reminds of those old timey post-mortem pictures!
Yup
Damn dude!I
What closet did you come out of, your mothers?
There must be a “Birdcage” convention going on, or the circus is in town……….
Coincidentally, my favorite artist is Picasso.
So mfugly couldn’t even manage to get on the back row of the tranny chorus line review in P-town.
Is that the worcester city manager?
When will they ever learn, there are only 2 genders, all the rest is mental illness. There is no disputing science and biological facts.
Why do these fags always dress up like they’re at the circus? Why not just dress like a normal female if you are a female in your own head? Why the pompous costumes?
Answer: You’re not only confused but a hard core narcissist. “Hey, look at me everyone! Look at me!”
I do look at you. And I chuckle, shake my head, and say to myself “What an asshole”.
Why is John Candy mad at Turtleboy ?
Didn’t give him his Christmas goose early!
An “Armed and Dangerous” reference! Bravo.
smell the magic
Would
I’d say “eat a dick Tony”, but that would be a redundant double entendre…
Speaking on the condition of anonymity, the agent asserted that, “We had to cancel the VP Christmas get together at the Vice President’s house because Biden would grope all of our wives and girlfriend’s asses.” The annual party was for agents and Navy personnel who were tasked with protecting the Biden family.
FOR KINGS. THIS QUEEN. AND YOU ROYALS IN BETWEEN.
haaaa….step up prep up…omg I think i just pissed myself thanks for that laugh
Look…..you want to dress like a WOMAN I don’t g.a.f., but I’ll tell you what,…the second you think you’re going to step into a woman’s room, when I’m in there….I’m going to let you know WHY your fucked up mentality just got you kicked in the dick, BY ME. IM A WOMAN, BORN WITH A GD VAGINA….YOU WILL NEVER HAVE ONE, never BE one of us. Stop spending so much money on that God horrible Halloween mask you call makeup and get a good therapist who can maybe tell you why your wiring is backasswards. You’re frigging scary looking as fuck. Until then….make sure you use THE MENS ROOM, you clown. I live in Worcester can’t WAIT to run into this frigging mental train wreck!!
Back in 2017 one of these things came into the Lifetime women’s locker room. He just sat there looking in the mirror fixing his damn make up. He saw that I ‘made’ him and so for the next 15 minutes we had a staring contest until he left. He had no workout clothes or a bathing suit…douchebag was just testing the waters of the locker room and bathroom law. It was awful. Yeah there is no way I was going to make him feel better about himself with a lie. He didn’t belong in there. Narcissistic misogynistic vultures every single one of them.
Welcome to my world
Common man needs some new hobbies.
6am: Roll off my blow up mattress, piss in an empty milk jug, fire up my moms old Compaq Presario, and head straight to turtleboy.com
6:05am-7:00am: Angrily reply to all the trolls and haters that have been making fun of me all night.
7:00am-8:00am: Light breakfast. Some sour patch kids, 2 Hot Pockets and a couple of market basket brand orange sodas.
7:15:am-8:15am: Jerk off session #1, only takes an hour if there are any neighborhood kids playing in their yards.
8:15am-12:00pm: leave witty and hilarious jokes on TB about dirty mexicans and stinky vaginas, and then upvote them constantly by logging into and out of the VPN I pay for. Totally worth it!
12:00pm: Lunch. 3 Hot pockets, bag of twizzlers, bologna and cheese sandwich, family pack of peanut butter M&M’s, bag of cheetos, and orange soda.
12:15-1:00pm: Jerk off session #2, hopefully plenty of kids outside by now
1:00pm-5:00pm: Daily Nap.
5:00pm-6:00pm: Wake up, re-scan the comment section, and call everyone making fun of me faggots and losers. Hit refresh until I see new comments. Rinse, Repeat for the next hour.
6:00pm-7:00pm: Think up some new hilarious jokes about spics and kikes and whatnot… write them in my joke book and save them for tomorrows TB articles.
7:00pm-7:15pm: Dinner time. Mom gets off her shift at Market Basket, and usually brings me one of the old rotisserie chickens, and the donuts they were going to throw away. We mix that with some store brand ruffles chips and instant mashed potatoes. its like thanksgiving every night.
7:15pm-8:15pm: Jerk off session #3. usually no kids outside, and I cant risk any more child porn charges, so I have to resort to watching youtube videos of kids playing in sprinklers.
8:15pm-1:00am: Constantly hit refresh on every article I commented on earlier, and immediately call everyone who is using my name pathetic faggots, argue with them, and remind them they have no lives whatsoever. Then use my VPN and downvote them 10+ times to show them I am NOT one to fuck around with.
1:00am-2:00am: Jerk off session #4, back to youtube again.
2:00am-3:00am: Final turtleboy session, reply to all my haters, check for imposters, remind them they are faggots, etc… the usual.
3:00am: Re-pump my air mattress, check the sheets for bugs, and maybe have a light snack of cheetos and orange soda. lay down.
3:10am-4:00am: Jerk off session #5, but my tracfone has limited data so I have to go old school and use the TV. Hopefully some good early AM kids programming on PBS.
4:00am-6:00am: Sleep
how jealous you are of ST to spend that much time and effort typing a BS timeline??? You’re obviously talking about your OWN day and what YOU do….great life YOU have. What a loser!!
Truth hurts ST, huh?? You’re getting extra upset over this one lmao.
Wow I really mind fucked you raw huh?
Congratulations to me!!
3 fakers. Wow, I’m honored. This has been going on for what, 2 weeks now you fucking loser? How does it feel letting me own this much real estate in your head?
You just laid out the most pathetic “timeline” comment the internet has ever seen and you’re still having conversations with yourself.
Go to the Spic Tormentor graveyard because he officially lobotomized you.
Your pre-typed timeline manifesto proved it to us all.
Also, my real fans and followers know the difference between me and you. I am actually funny, you are just a fucking idiot.
^^ Not me
Funniest thing about this is that its probably like 90% true. that guy is on here 24/7 and replies instantly every time someone pretends to be him hahahh
LMAO market basket brand
Why does it take you an hour to jerk off ever time?
Because I cant really get it up to full mast anymore… the best I can usually do is a half chub so it takes me a while sometimes.
Twitter will be dead in a couple years when everyone is using Parler