This is Danny Sheehan and his lovely wife Samantha.
At a quick glance, Danny and Samantha seem like a good, wholesome, all American family, complete with the dog. They officially tied the knot this past October and honeymooned in Hawaii.
How nice, flat brim hat notwithstanding.
From his pretty locked down Facebook page, he appears to be a successful barber at Calabro’s Finest Cuts in Braintree. Any guesses on where he learned that trade? But let’s not be too presumptuous just yet- It looks like a pretty good life that these crazy kids have going for themselves.
WEYMOUTH — A Weymouth man is facing drug charges after a three-month-long police investigation.
Daniel Sheehan, 31, of 51 Sandra Lane, was arrested Tuesday and charged with two counts of distributing cocaine, two counts of conspiracy to violate drug laws and one count of possession with intent to distribute cocaine.
Detectives searched Sheehan’s home around 11:45 a.m. Tuesday following a three-month-investigation into reports that Sheehan was dealing cocaine. Inside Sheehan’s home, police said they found several bags of cocaine, cutting agents, packaging materials, digital scales and other materials for processing and packaging cocaine for sale.
The charges of selling drugs stem from incidents on Jan. 4 and March 20, police said.”
Looks like someone could use a barber himself.
Apparently cutting hair wasn’t making ends meet for Weenie Todd, the Druggie Barber from Commercial St. Then again, when you’re trying to make the world think you’re a success story, you need to make that cheddar. Maybe the wife isn’t sticking around for his sparkling personality after all? I can see the new slogan at Calabro’s now. “Come for the line-up, stay for the lines!”
It turns out that drug-slinging Danny boy really commits to the drug dealer persona in his personal life.
Picture in front of a Benz?
Hell yeah, homie.
and shirtless pictures with the boys?
Done and done.
Plus, of course:
The hat. Case closed, guilty, your honor!
If you have any doubts left, just grab a dope business card from this dope dealing derelict.
So really none of this should be surprising to anyone with a brain. Least of all should be to his trophy wife, who clearly wasn’t motivated to marry him based on his pube-tastic hobo beard and ghettofabulous hat collection. However, in a little bit of an ironic plot twist, wifey Samantha was feeling a bit altruistic a couple weeks ago and decided to do a birthday fundraiser to raise some money for a worthy cause.
That’s right! A fundraiser for “addiction rebranding,” which sounds an awful lot like trying to change the “stigma” of addiction, and to share proof of long-term recovery. Sammy baby, you’re literally trying to solve the problem that your loving hubby is helping to create. Here’s a pro-tip Sam; if you want to create some effective drug addiction prevention, maybe tell the wansksta you’re currently shacked up with to quite selling snow white Bolivian Marching powder to finance your lifestyle. Just a thought.
The funniest thing to me is that even with 2,700+ Facebook friends, Scammy Sammy only managed 6 reactions and 2 donors.
Damn, girl!! Even your friends know how full of shit you are. Maybe the congrats on her recovery are a little premature, considering at the very least her life is being financed by the yeyo.
She seems to be lacking in Google trophies, which is more than we can say for Danny:
Derek Resler, 25, of 39 Spencer Drive, and Daniel Sheehan, 28, of 88 Purchase St., Carver, were arrested on warrants Wednesday afternoon in Quincy and Weymouth by the Plymouth County Sheriff’s Department’s warrant team.
“Capt. John Rogers said Resler and Sheehan face charges of home invasion while armed, armed assault in a dwelling, aggravated assault in a dwelling, assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, armed robbery, malicious destruction of property and threatening.”
But what’s a little armed robbery and drug peddling to stand in the way of true love?
At least the wedding was a classy event, right?
Yikes… the only things missing are a carton of Newport 100s and a 30 rack of PBR.
Let this sad tale be an example to you all. There’s no substitute for hard work. A 9 to 5 grind sucks, but at the end of the day you can take pride in honest pay for honest work. If you try to cut corners instead of cutting hair, you’ll probably end up spending some time in lock up.
P.S., your bridesmaid to the far right there?
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