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Turtleboy’s Valetine’s Day Specials
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Brandon Browner was already a New England Patriots hero after jamming up Jermaine Kearse and making it easier for Malcolm Butler to make the Super Bowl winning interception. Now he’s a Goddamn national hero after opening up a can of Tweet-beef whoop ass on Kanye West. We all watched Kanye write the next chapter in his long autobiography on dooshnozzelry at the Grammy’s by suggesting that Beyonce should’ve gotten some meaningless award over Beck. Our take was that Kanye would NEVER do that to a person of color. While this is true, Browner points out another big reason he chose to do this to Taylor Swift and Beck…
KANYE WEST is a sucka! Everybody don't listen to Beyoncé. Second time he tried to steal somebody shine. First time it was a 15 yr old girl
— Brandon Browner (@bbrowner27) February 11, 2015
Peep who he tried Beck and Taylor Swift. Real tough guy. If only I could've been Beck for one night. Kanye would be rapping thru the wire
— Brandon Browner (@bbrowner27) February 11, 2015
LOL. Exactly Brandon. Beck can’t weigh more then a buck forty. Plus, he’s Beck. What the hell is he gonna do? Oh yea, and not everyone likes Beyonce dipshit. We get the point. She’s like a strong, independent, gorgeous woman with an attitude. Image established. Beck is actually a real musician and people outside of your fake ass bullshit Hollywood circle actually listen to him.
I love how Browner just refuses to subscribe to the Patriots code of silence. The company line on this one was supposed to be, “We’re on to the VMA’s.” But I guess when you come from the Pete Carroll school of public relations you pretty much say whatever is on your mind. God bless you Pete Carroll.
Kanye try and play that I'm weird because of my genius. Non of the greats pull that stupid ish. Meaning Marley, Mike Jack, Tupac, Jayz etc
— Brandon Browner (@bbrowner27) February 11, 2015
Browner just keeps hitting these out of the park. He expressed it better than I ever could with this tweet. Kanye and these other “artists” love to pretend that they they do crazy shit like ruin awards shows because they’re artistic geniuses who can’t control themselves. You know how many Grammy awards Tupac won? Zero. You know how many fucks he gives? Zero. Because he was too busy writing songs about all the people he had to kill. That’s artistry.
Then this one had me laughing.
Lastly on this sponge bob square pants(Kanye). Read that cbs article I retweeted. Beck played the instruments and sang. #trueartistry #sucka
— Brandon Browner (@bbrowner27) February 11, 2015
Sponge Bob sqaure pants lol. Perfect.
He also threw this one in there:
Did Kanye get a award last night? I think he was just there so he won't get fined ( I'm in beast mode) shot out the realist Marshawn
— Brandon Browner (@bbrowner27) February 11, 2015
Shots fired!! He wasn’t there because he didn’t wanna get fined though. He was there because he’s an attention whore who thinks everyone gives a shit about what his opinion is on everything. And he is now officially Brandon Browner’s bitch. This proves once again that the Patriots truly are America’s team.
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Isn’t emasculating Kanye West kind of like cooking a TV Dinner and calling yourself a chef?
Damn, Turtleboy, you are GOOOOD! Keep it up and take ’em all down.