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So we’ve been getting some interesting messages since we blogged about the plus sized model from Worcester who thought it would be wise to post this on Facebook after five cops were killed in Dallas:
Then she offered up this “apology” in which she said she was sorry, but in the same breath said she regrets nothing:
We thought that everyone would agree that this is a bad thing, and for the most part that is the feedback we’ve received. But we had over 200,000 views of this blog in 48 hours, so you knew someone out there just HAD to see something stupid eventually. Like this guy:
Wait…..what? This man, who lives in Georgia, read our blog and reached the conclusion that Becky Monson is somehow our spokesperson? Reading is fun. People should really try it more often. Especially you Bob. You’ve been naughty.
Then there was this:
Oh my God, it’s the white WANDA!!!
We’ve read that post over several times and are no closer to understanding what exactly she is trying to say. But once again, and just for the record, Turtleboy believes that the actions of this plus sized model are despicable. We condemn her, and the purpose of the blog was to publicly shame her, because she most definitely earned a public shaming.
Finally there was this:
Oh look, another boycott!!! Except Turtleboy is not a store. It is a blog. Not sure what crawled up this guy’s tailpipe because this is literally all he said and we have not heard back from him. But safe to say he either misread something or is suffering from PTBH (Post Turtle Butthurt). Weird, because the man is apparently the undersheriff of Nye County, Nevada:
We Googled him. It’s legit. Why would a sheriff have a problem with Turtleboy? We’re pretty supportive of law enforcement at Turtleboy Sports. Safe to say this brilliant law enforcement professional might’ve read the Becky Monson blog a little too quickly. Once again, reading is fun, but it can also be dangerous if not done correctly.
On a separate note, the Nye County Sheriff’s Facebook page seems like it has a lot of Turtleboy potential:
Reading is fun. Becky Monson is NOT affiliated with Turtleboy Sports. Bye.
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11 Comment(s)
Reading must not be quite so fundamental the further south and west you go.
Can I cash any third party out of state checks without an ID at this Turtleboy store?
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Hopefully the imaginary Turtleboy Store doesn’t sell marital aids and personal lubricants… it might end up getting robbed a la – our freinds out in Western Mass.
Does the Turtleboy Market sell motorcycle batteries for a Harley? Mine just went dead. Damn. Also looking for fresh bananas and some new DVDs…
I will also stop shopping at TurtleBoy Sports! If I ever see the store in my travels, that is.
Too bad the state hospitals don’t accept new inductees as they used to. At least they were off the streets and for the most part did something in the system for life. They worked on farms and other stuff. Paid too monthly, now they’re on the streets homeless !
If the mentally ill were institutionalized again you’d lose half of Turtleboy’s targets and audience and this blog would be as interesting as watching concrete cure.
But YOU’D still be reading it ……. can’t help yourself, huh ……. TB appreciates the clicks from you …… a loyal TB blog reader ….. LOL
What part of she doesn’t work, she’s lazy don’t you people get it?
Is that sheriff hiding one of Becky Monsons sex toys?