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Brilliant Thinkers Defend Fall River Mom Who Was Arrested For Fighting 3 Middle School Students At Her Kid’s School

Just so we are clear – it’s almost always a bad idea to fight any children, never mind three.

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You know it’s almost Christmas time because ratchets everywhere are avenging their children’s pride by attacking their enemies. Yesterday it was some gutterslug from Wincentucky. Today it’s this prom queen from Fall River:

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A Fall River woman has been arrested and accused of assaulting a student outside a middle school. Police said 30-year-old Noemi Alvarez got into a fight with a student Tuesday afternoon. It happened in the parking lot of Morton Middle School while dozens of students watched. Authorities told NBC 10 News that the school resource officer and a teacher broke up the fight. In the end, officers allege Alvarez hit three female students. She is currently out on bail after facing a series of charges.

Welcome to Fall River baby!! Sometimes you just have to kick the shit out of some 12 year olds to remind them who runs shit in that school.

We assumed that the reaction from the general public would be the same one that we had – what the hell is wrong with this chick? What kind of adult gets in a fight with a bunch of kids? A lot of people can relate to their kid having problems in school with other kids. Sometimes the school doesn’t give you the response you were hoping for. But this is your daily reminder that regardless of your satisfaction or lack thereof when it comes to the school’s discipline, fighting a bunch of 12 year olds is never a good idea. Ever.

But then again, this is the Riv. And it seemed like the majority of people posting thought her actions were pretty understandable.

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“I’m not saying it was right. I’m just looking for a way to justify her ratchet ass behavior.”

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“I don’t condone hitting a kid. But I’m gonna go ahead and assume the kids were at fault for provoking this EBT receptacle.”

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That’s a Durfee High School degree in action if I’ve ever seen one. Yea, bullying is a completely new epidemic that never existed before 2016.

And this was a hot take:

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O……..K……..Never thought of it that way, but that’s a strong point she brings up. VERY strong.

Then there’s the “mom had no choice” people:

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Here’s a piece of advice Cherie. If you’ve ever found yourself pondering the question, “should I hit this strange child,” then the answer is always going to be “no.”

Then there’s this winner:

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“Some kids need a smack.” Perhaps. But I have news for you Jilly, just because you think they need a smack, doesn’t mean that you’re in any position to provide said smack. Kids aren’t “acting like this nowadays.” Middle school kids have always been, and always will be assholes. Most of them grow out of the phase. You apparently did not. Not surprisingly Jilly’s partner seems to only wear the international hat of dooshnozzles everywhere:

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You know you’re like, dooshnozzle level five million when you’ve got a different Chicago Bulls flat brimmed hat for every day of the week.

And apparently the entire city of Fall River is out of periods:

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I can’t even read any of that, but it sounds important. The saddest part is that it got 17 likes.

Finally the fam made it’s grand appearance, which is always the best part about a story that shames a local trap queen:

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Ya know, I wasn’t really sold on her story until she told me to “come correct.” That was the turning point for me. Now that I have in fact come correct I realize that there’s absolutely nothing wrong with fighting a group of children at the middle school.

And just so the record is clear, she did NOT get her ass beat by those three kids:

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Because that’s what is important to set the record straight on here. The fam isn’t denying that she is in fact guilty of fighting children. But they will not stand by and allow people to say she lost the fight. That’s where they draw the line in Fall River.

Speaking of Fall River being a haven for hoodrats like this, some people really have to lighten up:

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These people are the worst. Take a joke lady. We get the exact same response every time we profile some gutterslug from Spencer or Webster. We know the entire city of Fall River is not filled with buttnuts like this. But there are a lot of them, and since none of them are ever at work these are the people you see while driving through there. Some of us just feel better about our own lives when we see people like this, because we realize it could be much, much worse.

 

 

 

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18 Comment(s)
  • Yffycy
    December 23, 2016 at 12:34 pm

    Heroes don’t airways wear capes. You’re lying if you have never wanted to smack the shit out of a spoiled snarky middle school ratchet lmao

  • Light of My Life
    December 23, 2016 at 9:38 am

    Hey TB “to come correct” means if you don’t think she be tellin the truth den you be gettin you homey azz down to FR and she be straighten you out and give u the real word.
    So she’s calling you out.

    • Talisman
      December 23, 2016 at 9:58 am

      Thanks for the translation. You need to be put in retainer for some of these ebonicese phrases, because occasionally the words used don’t always associate with their intended meaning.
      If I may, it’s troof, not truth. No correct spelling and/or diction should be used in context with a translation so that we may, in the future, be able to discern and translate for ourselves without your assistance.
      Thanks again.

  • Paul Larson
    December 22, 2016 at 10:42 pm

    FiestyLawyerLady wrote: “Also, I’m not the only person here who thinks you’re Paul Larson… Two peas in a pod for sure.”

    If you think I am not a real person, look at the 1966 Wachusett Regional High School year book, page 48, and you will see my picture, that I listed political affairs and the Marines as my goals. Since you claim to be a lawyer, you can go down to federal court in Boston and look up my federal Civil Rights case, Civil Action #k 71-1675-W. Or you could look up the Wachusett News Recorder newspaper for May 8, 1972, which has a picture of me standing in front of the Worcester Police Department Headquarters and a story about my Civil Rights case. I served in the Marines, was a 2847 MOS, Crypto Tech. I had a security clearance and a card that said I was in NSA. I volunteered for Vietnam in 1968 and got medivaced to Danang and Chelsea Naval Hospital in 1969. I refused to accept the Purple Heart. I worked as a bouncer at the Blue Plate Bar in Holden for five years, until I got hired as a Hospital cop at Worcester City Hospital. Also, I ran for selectman in Holden to publicize my case against local and state cops. I think for myself so I’m not part of 2 peas in a pod. Just to let you know.

    Paul Larson

    • Paul Larson
      December 23, 2016 at 8:37 am

      To correct a spelling error, “Since you claim to be a lawyer, you can go down to federal court in Boston and look up my federal Civil Rights case, Civil Action #71-1675-W. ”

      Paul Larson

  • True Reality Speaks
    Mirror Mirror
    December 22, 2016 at 7:25 pm

    It’s tough enough reading the group think gibberish from the libs and SJWs in other blogs. I just can’t read any more of this ghetto speak. I’m sure it was glorious but I just can’t put my brain through that much torture.

    • Talisman
      December 23, 2016 at 9:39 am

      Do what I do, treat like a puzzle. And if you think about it, it’s a hilarious commentary on these people that think they are so smart, but they can only communicate with another ebonicon. Sometimes I really don’t believe they even understand each other. It’s obvious they can’t write a real sentence, and you know they can’t speak using words that have more than two syllables (and they even short stroke some of those, like di’eh=didn’t). And yet, these ratchets continue to hold themselves up as the braintrust of their generation and want $30k annually for scraping the grill.

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    December 22, 2016 at 4:10 pm

    Take it for what it is. The responses just expose the entitled and feeble mindset of these parents. Pathetic losers.

  • December 22, 2016 at 3:01 pm

    I don’t condone striking a miner either. Those guys will come back at you with pickaxes

  • WormtownorBust
    December 22, 2016 at 2:57 pm

    There are a lot of hamster wheels burning out in those Facebook replies.

    • Talisman
      December 22, 2016 at 3:05 pm

      Makes you wonder what line would be crossed before the “don’t be judgemental” crowd decided to be judgemental. Maybe if she jumped into the middle of six 6 year old kids and whipped their ass? Half the age but twice as many, I suspect they’d think that would be a fair fight too.

  • Turd Burglestein
    December 22, 2016 at 2:28 pm

    That nosering tells me all I need to know about her.

    • Talisman
      December 22, 2016 at 2:52 pm

      Tie a rope made of ass hair to it and she will follow you around forever? Enjoy my friend, Merry Christmas to ye.

      • Turd Burglestein
        December 22, 2016 at 5:03 pm

        And a Merry Christmas to you and your family as well Talisman from the Burglestein household.

    • Talisman
      December 22, 2016 at 2:57 pm

      Don’t forget to be ready if you walk by a middle school or the mall, she might go into beastmode and give you a severe nut pinch.

      • KimberlyS
        KJDS
        December 22, 2016 at 4:16 pm

        For a second, I thought you wrote “breastmode”, and I REALLY wanted to know what that meant.

        • Talisman
          December 22, 2016 at 4:46 pm

          I guess breastmode would be a little more interesting. But with this crazy wench, there’s no telling

    • Ur kiddin right
      December 23, 2016 at 1:11 am

      SeRiously?? What does it tell u? That she likes silver

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