Just so we are clear – it’s almost always a bad idea to fight any children, never mind three.
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You know it’s almost Christmas time because ratchets everywhere are avenging their children’s pride by attacking their enemies. Yesterday it was some gutterslug from Wincentucky. Today it’s this prom queen from Fall River:
A Fall River woman has been arrested and accused of assaulting a student outside a middle school. Police said 30-year-old Noemi Alvarez got into a fight with a student Tuesday afternoon. It happened in the parking lot of Morton Middle School while dozens of students watched. Authorities told NBC 10 News that the school resource officer and a teacher broke up the fight. In the end, officers allege Alvarez hit three female students. She is currently out on bail after facing a series of charges.
Welcome to Fall River baby!! Sometimes you just have to kick the shit out of some 12 year olds to remind them who runs shit in that school.
We assumed that the reaction from the general public would be the same one that we had – what the hell is wrong with this chick? What kind of adult gets in a fight with a bunch of kids? A lot of people can relate to their kid having problems in school with other kids. Sometimes the school doesn’t give you the response you were hoping for. But this is your daily reminder that regardless of your satisfaction or lack thereof when it comes to the school’s discipline, fighting a bunch of 12 year olds is never a good idea. Ever.
But then again, this is the Riv. And it seemed like the majority of people posting thought her actions were pretty understandable.
“I’m not saying it was right. I’m just looking for a way to justify her ratchet ass behavior.”
“I don’t condone hitting a kid. But I’m gonna go ahead and assume the kids were at fault for provoking this EBT receptacle.”
That’s a Durfee High School degree in action if I’ve ever seen one. Yea, bullying is a completely new epidemic that never existed before 2016.
And this was a hot take:
O……..K……..Never thought of it that way, but that’s a strong point she brings up. VERY strong.
Then there’s the “mom had no choice” people:
Here’s a piece of advice Cherie. If you’ve ever found yourself pondering the question, “should I hit this strange child,” then the answer is always going to be “no.”
Then there’s this winner:
“Some kids need a smack.” Perhaps. But I have news for you Jilly, just because you think they need a smack, doesn’t mean that you’re in any position to provide said smack. Kids aren’t “acting like this nowadays.” Middle school kids have always been, and always will be assholes. Most of them grow out of the phase. You apparently did not. Not surprisingly Jilly’s partner seems to only wear the international hat of dooshnozzles everywhere:
You know you’re like, dooshnozzle level five million when you’ve got a different Chicago Bulls flat brimmed hat for every day of the week.
And apparently the entire city of Fall River is out of periods:
I can’t even read any of that, but it sounds important. The saddest part is that it got 17 likes.
Finally the fam made it’s grand appearance, which is always the best part about a story that shames a local trap queen:
Ya know, I wasn’t really sold on her story until she told me to “come correct.” That was the turning point for me. Now that I have in fact come correct I realize that there’s absolutely nothing wrong with fighting a group of children at the middle school.
And just so the record is clear, she did NOT get her ass beat by those three kids:
Because that’s what is important to set the record straight on here. The fam isn’t denying that she is in fact guilty of fighting children. But they will not stand by and allow people to say she lost the fight. That’s where they draw the line in Fall River.
Speaking of Fall River being a haven for hoodrats like this, some people really have to lighten up:
These people are the worst. Take a joke lady. We get the exact same response every time we profile some gutterslug from Spencer or Webster. We know the entire city of Fall River is not filled with buttnuts like this. But there are a lot of them, and since none of them are ever at work these are the people you see while driving through there. Some of us just feel better about our own lives when we see people like this, because we realize it could be much, much worse.
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